IF YOU WANTED A TWIX, I'D STICK ONE IN YOUR EYE, ONE IN YOUR EAR AND ONE UP YOUR BUM.
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I'm Alan Partridge - S02E01
The Talented Mr Alan

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IF YOU WANTED A TWIX, I'D STICK ONE IN YOUR EYE, ONE IN YOUR EAR AND ONE UP YOUR BUM.

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