AND DROVE TO DUNDEE IN MY BARE FEET.

OH, RIGHT...

YOU CAN DROWN IN A CUP OF COFFEE.
OR IS IT AN INCH OF WATER? AAAGH!

I REMEMBER I LEFT A TARTAN FLASK UP THERE.

"THE DAY OF THE JACKAL."
"DAY OF THE JACKAL."

DID YOU GET THAT FROM STABLES? I CAN IMAGINE YOU
IN WELLIES AND A SLEEVELESS ANORAK.

YES.

IT'S ALAN PARTRIDGE.

FIRST, ALAN WAS VERY SHY BEFORE WE MAKE LOVE.
HE WAS VERY SHY OF HIS BODY.

MY MARRIAGE FELL APART SOON AFTER THAT.

OH, MY GOD, LYNN'S HERE.
LYNN, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

- YOU COULD ALWAYS REDUCE THE PRICE.
- AGAIN?

YES, I SAW IT.

STRONG. LOOK.

OR THE THIGH POCKET OF A PAIR OF COMBAT TROUSERS.

YOU'RE SEXY.

BOTH BARRELS, BANG! YOU'D HIT THE WALL.

- IS THERE A NEIGHBOURHOOD WATCH SYSTEM?
- I THINK SO.