HELLO, MR PARTRIDGE.

THANK YOU VEY MUCH INDEED.
KISS MY FACE!

GOODBYE, MARY. TRAFFIC.

THIS GUY CANED ME FOR DRAWING A CHALK PENIS
ON MY BACK, WHICH I COULDN'T POSSIBLY DO.

I'LL TELL YOU AN ANECDOTE!

I'M POSSIBLY UP FOR PRESENTING A "HAMILTON'S
WATER BREAK" VIDEO. ON THE NORFOLK BROADS.

NIPPING OFF FOR A FAG?

YES!

AND STEAL THEIR EGGS.

- DO I MAKE MYSELF CLEAR?
- YEAH.

..REVOLVE. OR VICE VERSA, YOU KNOW.

CAREFUL. FOLK MIGHT SAY YOU'RE A CEREAL KILLER!

NOW, YOUR PROGRAMME...

I MEAN, PEOPLE FORGET THAT TRADERS
NEED ACCESS TO DIX-ONS!

- YES, I THINK SO.
- I'D BETTER ANSWER IT.

- CAN YOU NOT PUT YOUR FOOT...
- I WAS JUST GOING TO DO A COCKNEY WALK.

DON'T FALL ASLEEP AND SLIP UNDER...
TERRIBLE STATISTICS ABOUT THAT.

WITH SOME ICE