WERE THEY SAVAGE? WERE THEY GOING,

- THREE LAGERS.
- THREE PINTS OF LAGER, RIGHTY-HO.

NO CLOTHES, COMPLETELY NAKED,

- EXCUSE ME, ARE YOU ALAN PARTRIDGE?
- YES.

NO... I'M VEY HOT.

- I'VE GOT A WIFE.
- IS SHE OLDER THAN YOU OR YOUNGER?

SEE YOU NEXT WEEK, THEN.

NICE PERFUME OR SOMETHING.

ARE YOU BEING LYNN OR TONY?

HELLO. IS THAT CURRY'S?

IS HE STILL DRIVING THAT RENAULT MEGANE?

T. GLADDEN E-MAILS TO SAY HE'D LIKE TO CLEAN OUT
THE ATTIC WITH THE LOVELY KATE WINSLET.

BEAKS? HAVE YOU GOT ANY MORE OF THIS,
OR DO YOU WANT TO STOP AT QUACKING PLUMS?

WHICH IS ILLEGAL.

THIS WEEK'S GUEST PETROL IS TEXACO.

YOU'RE LIKE YOUR MOTHER IN HER LAST WEEKS.

- SO THIS IS APACHE COMMUNICATIONS?
- YEAH.

MINE'S UPBEAT TOO.