YOU'VE COME TO USE THE FACILITIES
BUT YOU'RE STILL A SEX OFFENDER.

INTERESTING, BECAUSE YOU DO SOUND
LIKE A BADDIE IN A JAMES BOND FILM.

THEY'RE ALL RUBBISH, SO TAKE YOUR PICK.

THEY START OFF THE SIZE OF MINI FRISBEES,
AND THEY END UP LIKE ACTUAL-SIZE PARACETAMOL.

FIRST, ALAN WAS VERY SHY BEFORE WE MAKE LOVE.
HE WAS VERY SHY OF HIS BODY.

THE UNDERGROUND BASE OF AN EVIL GENIUS...
AND THEN "DOCTOR NO"!

THERE'S A LOVELY PHRASE WHERE IT SAYS,
"BOATING APPEALS TO BOTH FRIENDS AND FAMILY ALIKE".

SHALL I DO IT MORE QUICKLY,
OR SHALL I MAINTAIN THE SAME SPEED?

HEARD YOU LAYING INTO THE CRIMINALS AGAIN.

YES, I DID... AND I'LL JUST GO AND GET IT.

- WELL, I WOULDN'T BE DEPRESSED.
- I'M NOT.

- DO YOU WANT A CHICKEN DRUMSTICK?
- NO, THANKS.

- HE IS BRILLIANT PRESENT.
- NOT FOR A MAN APPROACHING 50!

- ANYWAY, HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY. HOW ARE YOU?
- I'M A BIT TIRED. I NEED MY BEAUTY SLEEP.

KNOCK IT OFF WITH THE FANCY WORDS. IT WENT TITS UP.

NO. I WAS INTERESTED IN SOMETHING EARLIER.

- WE DON'T WANT A CLOWN, ALAN.
- GOD, NO.

OH, LYNN!