- WHAT?
- I'M OFFERING YOU A DRINK.

- HELLO?
- (MAN) HELLO,

YOU AND GORDON CAN GO AND LAUGH AT DRIZZLE.

WE'RE IN THE SAME AREA. I WONDERED IF YOU'D
LIKE TO TAKE A TAXI BACK WITH ME, MAKE A SAVING.

I SHOULD SAY THAT THE OTHER VOICE YOU CAN HEAR
IS MY OTHER GUEST, ALAN PARTRIDGE.

- BUDGE UP.
- SORRY I'M A BIT LATE.

IF THEY WERE THAT CLEVER,
THEY'D KNOW THAT THING THEY CHASE ISN'T A RABBIT.

- DIDN'T YOU USED TO BE ON TELEVISION?
- YEAH. I GOT OUT OF IT. UNPLEASANT PEOPLE.

I DON'T WANT TO SLEEP IN LYNN'S DEAD MUM'S BED.

- WHOA! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
- POURING THE WINE OUT.

ARE YOU GETTING OUT HERE,
OR ARE YOU GOING ALL THE WAY WITH ME?

IT WAS QUITE DETAILED.
THE GUY OBVIOUSLY HAD TALENT, THAT'S THE TRAGEDY.

I GOT THEM FROM A CYCLING TEST CENTRE.

ABOUT TO BE STORMED
BY 15 BAD BASTARDS IN BOILER SUITS.

I BET THEY WERE THE ONLY ONES YOU COPPED HOLD OF!

- I'LL GET SOME CRISPS AND THINGS.
- ACTUALLY, JILL, A PIPE OF PRINGLES WILL SUFFICE.

A FANNY.

- MY SISTER'S GOT THIS BED LINEN.
- DOES SHE LIVE IN A TRAVEL TAVERN?