- IS SHE NEW?
- YES, SHE IS.

T. GLADDEN E-MAILS TO SAY HE'D LIKE TO CLEAN OUT
THE ATTIC WITH THE LOVELY KATE WINSLET.

- DO YOU KNOW BONO?
- HE'S BIG FRIENDS WITH BONO.

YOU'RE NOT GOING TO GO FAT AND STEAL MY PENSION?

YEP, FAIR POINT.

SHE'S TALKING ABOUT SELLING THIS STUFF
AT THE COVERED MARKET.

WHAT'S YOUR NAME?

IT'S POLITICAL CORRECTNESS GONE MAD.

HELLO.

AND YOU'RE SPENDING SATURDAY IN BED WITH A GIRL.

BUT WITH THE APOLOGY YOU'RE ABOUT TO GIVE,
I'M SURE YOU CAN DIG YOURSELF OUT OF THIS UGLY HOLE.

- ARE YOU NOT HAVING ANY BACON?
- NO, I'M VEGETARIAN.

- JILL, I'M AFRAID I HAVE NO SHEATHS.
- NO WHAT?

THAT MEANS THERE WILL BE NOISE
OR THERE WON'T BE NOISE?

BANG & OLUFSEN?
WOW, THAT'S SERIOUS, MAN. WHOSE IS IT?

- HOW DO YOU DO?
- THIS IS MICHAEL.

THIS IS THE LOBBY. I LIKE TO READ
THE SUNDAY PAPERS IN HERE.

GO FOR DRINK WITH HEAD OF PROGRAMMES.