"DANGEROUS DOGS SHOULD HAVE
THEIR TEETH REPLACED WITH RUBBER."

BUT YOUR DONKEYS
ARE PROBABLY BORN WITHOUT HIND LEGS

# HE PAINTED SALFORD'S SMOKY TOPS
ON CARDBOARD BOXES FROM THE SHOPS

SO YOU ASKED HER TO PULL OVER,

DON'T SMILE. YOU'VE BROKEN YOUR NECK.

FROM THE LITTLE-BITTY CHEF.

WHERE YOU SAID "REVOLUTION, NOT EVOLUTION".

- YOU HAVEN'T GOT WHIPLASH.
- I KNOW.

(STEVE) HE'S OK.
GET THE COW OFF THE BOAT, PLEASE.

MICHAEL! MICHAEL, MR PARTRIDGE
IS STILL A GUEST IN THIS HOTEL.

GO TO THE FRONT OF THE BUFFET QUEUE.

..I THINK I'D STILL BE TROUBLED.

OR EVEN...

NO, THAT'S A BIT TOO FAR-FETCHED.

I'D LOVE TO FLY A HELICOPTER.
THE WORLD'S GETTING SMALLER.

IT'S FAIRLY WELL CONCEALED IN CASUAL CLOTHING,
BUT YOU DON'T WANT TO SEE ME IN MY UNDERPANTS.

- BYE.
- BYE.

THIS IS A ROMANTIC TRIBUTE...