HOW WAS YOUR DAY, ALAN?

WHO'S WITH YOU TILL 4 A.M. WITH HIS "NIGHTCLUB".

A FEW TOO MANY BLACKS!

SUPER-BEINGS, REALLY.

ANYWAY, TIME FOR ME NOW TO HAND OVER TO A MAN

MR PARTRIDGE, UM...

AYE.

BETWEEN YOU AND ME,

SO GIVE ME A CALL - PLEASE!

- DO YOU WANT ME TO DISCONNECT IT?
- YES.

WE'VE GOT A TRAFFIC REPORT... THAT'S ANNOYING.

IF YOU'RE PROFESSIONAL AND YOU KNOW
YOU'RE WORKING IN THE MORNING,

- SHE'D LIKE TO. IT'S NICE, ISN'T IT?
- NO, IT'S A BLOODY NIGHTMARE.

WHAT ARE YOU DOING? HAVEN'T YOU PROGRAMMES
TO MAKE? NO, YOU'RE ALL ON THE BBC GRAVY TRAIN!

WHICH CHRISTIAN TESTIFIES TO ON HIS SECOND TRACK.
"LONELY

AND NOW IT'S TIME FOR ALAN'S LOVE BUD.

IT IS QUITE EYE-CATCHING.

HAS YOUR MOTHER'S DEATH JUST HIT YOU?