- DID YOU GET...
- I COULDN'T FIND MY KEYS.

WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?

I'VE DONE IT AGAIN.

YES.

- AYE. THAT'S GLOBAL WARMING.
- NO. THAT'S SOMETHING DIFFERENT.

SWOOP OVER A FIELD,
SCARE A DONKEY SO IT FALLS INTO A RIVER.

IT'S TRAGIC TO THINK, ACTUALLY, THAT GIRLS -

- MY MAN'S GOT TO BE WAYNE.
- WAYNE SLEEP? THE JACKET AND THE BOOTS.

OH...BUTTER MY ARSE!

- I'M HAVING A BARBECUE, FANCY COMING OVER?
- I'D LOVE TO!

QUITE LITERALLY. I'M ON THE RING ROAD.
THE THIRD TIME ROUND.

NIGHT-NIGHT, MR PARTRIDGE, AND YOUR GOOD LADY.

- ALAN, I AM NOT NEGOTIATING.
- BUT I AM.

AND THIS IS BLUE OYSTER CULT
FROM THE ALBUM "AGENTS OF FORTUNE".

POINTS.

RIGHT.

THAT WAS GREAT. I DIDN'T KNOW YOU COULD SING.

IF IT WEREN'T FOR THE TELESCOPIC DAMPERS
ON EACH CORNER OF THE CARAVAN