- SHE IS THE GRACE KELLY OF NORFOLK.
- HER HOUSE IS MASSIVE.

- ANYWAY, HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY. HOW ARE YOU?
- I'M A BIT TIRED. I NEED MY BEAUTY SLEEP.

SHOULDN'T WORRY ABOUT IT.

JACKA-NACKA-NORY! AH, THAT'S BETTER.

- THERE WE GO.
- THANKS VERY MUCH.

SUE FROM PASTON WANTS TO SIT DOWN
WITH HOTPOT AND RED CABBAGE

- K-K-K-K-K!
- YOU'RE ALL RIGHT, YOU!

AND AFTERWARDS A BUNCH OF US
WENT DOWN TO LASER QUEST.

IF YOU WANT A ROVER 200, YOU'RE GOING TO
HAVE TO SACK EVERYONE AT PEAR TREE PRODUCTIONS.

- WHO WERE PLAYING?
- WE WERE.

I'M NOT OLD! I'M 43, YOU CHEEKY GIT!

- BUT WITH A MORE SLAPSTICK APPROACH.
- NO.

- YOU DON'T MIND IF I JUST DO THAT?
- NO. I WASN'T EXPECTING YOU TO MEET ME.

YES. THE BEDROOM.
DOWN THE CORRIDOR, LAST DOOR ON THE LEFT.

- IT WOULD HAVE BEEN A DIFFERENT STORY, REALLY.
- IT WOULDN'T HAVE BEEN ROUND!

LIKE A HUGE LORRY SLIDING ALONG
ON ITS BACK FOR AGES. I'M BABBLING.

DO YOU WANT ONE OF THESE?

THAT'S A FIRST ON "PRAYER WAVE".
NEVER HAD ANYBODY WALK OUT.