SONJA HAS MADE ME A MUG WITH MY FACE
ON ONE SIDE AND A CAT ON THE OTHER.

- CAN YOU STILL DRIVE THE CAR?
- YEAH, OBVIOUSLY. I MEAN THAT'S...

- CERTAINLY. WHAT'S YOUR NAME?
- JED MAXWELL.

(FARTING NOISE)

IT'S ALAN PARTRIDGE.

APROPOS.

HERE'S YAZOO.

I THINK YOU'VE HAD
JUST A LITTLE TOO MUCH TO DRINK,

(FANFARE)

# I WASN'T LOOKING
AND SOMEHOW YOU FOUND ME... #

- WHERE ARE YOUR CLOTHES GOING?
- IN THE STORAGE ROOM.

"THE DAY OF THE JACKAL."
"DAY OF THE JACKAL."

THESE DAYS, THEY'RE MUCH MORE RESILIENT.

I WENT TO A FUNERAL, WHICH WAS VERY SAD,

DON'T WORRY. TRAPPED HER FINGER
IN A DOOR ONCE, SHE SWORE LIKE A DOCKER.

- NO. YOU PULL YOUR FOOT OFF.
- MINE'S NOT ON THE SPIKE!

IT'S THE POST OFFICE AND THE SPASTIC SOCIETY.

MIND YOUR HEAD. IT'S COMING DOWN.