IN THE BEST CHAPTER,
I TALK ABOUT WHEN I GORGED ON TOBLERONE

THEY'RE SEX SWAPPERS!
THIS IS DEFCON ONE. LOOK.

- CAN I HAVE EGGS FOR BREAKFAST?
- AYE, CERTAINLY.

THEY'RE PULPING THE UNSOLD 14,OOO COPIES
OF MY BOOK NEXT THURSDAY

ALAN, THERE'S SOME NICE HOUSES AROUND HERE.

THOUGH THE EFFECTS OF 23 YEARS ON THE GAME

THIS IS RADIO NORWICH.

NO. YOU'VE HAD ENOUGH.
IT WOULD MAKE ME LOOK IMPORTANT

SPECTACLES, DRIVING GLOVES, PHONE, WALLET, KEYS.

- WE DON'T NEED OUR DRIVE TARMACKING.
- THIS IS GORDON.

OH, YOU'RE THERE. THIS ISN'T BRIGHT ENOUGH.
WE'RE GOING TO HAVE TO "GO NUCLEAR".

AND RUMOUR SAYS YOU'RE BACK ON THE BODDLE.

A GLITTERING YEAR AHEAD.

BUT I TELL TO HIM, "PLEASE, IT DOESN'T MIND.
WHAT'S INSIDE MATTERS."

SHE DOESN'T HAVE THAT PROBLEM, DOES SHE?

LOOK THICK OR IT'LL HAVE YOUR HANDS OFF
BEFORE BONO CAN WHISTLE IT TO STOP.

- YOU DISAPPEARED PRETTY SHARPISH.
- AYE. A SCALDED CAT RUNS AWAY.

THEY'VE GOT A MODEL OF A SLAVE BOAT
IT'S VERY BIG,