- YOU DON'T WANT TO WASH THE DISHES?
- LET'S MAKE LOVE RIGHT HERE, RIGHT NOW.

I'M GOING TO GO HOME

WITH SOME LIPSTICK ON AND A NICE DRESS,
AND SAID, "HOW DO I LOOK?"

- MAKE THE PLACE YOUR OWN.
- I CAN'T BELIEVE!

EVERYTHING YOU WANT TO KEEP HERE
COULD BE KEPT. OR NOT.

JILL, WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT
THE PEDESTRIANISATION OF NORWICH CITY CENTRE?

BECAUSE A SPINAL COLUMN WOULD FIT IN A BAGUETTE.

WHO WAS TRAPPED UPSIDE DOWN
IN HIS HULL EATING CHOCOLATE.

NO. SHE MOVED TO SUNDERLAND.

KNOCK IT OFF WITH THE FANCY WORDS. IT WENT TITS UP.

- LYNN, I'M NOT DRIVING A MINI METRO.
- BUT YOU DO HAVE TO MAKE SUBSTANTIAL SAVINGS.

- WE DON'T WANT A CLOWN, ALAN.
- GOD, NO.

YOU SIT THERE ON YOUR FAT BEHIND,

DO YOU MIND IF I TALK?

PEOPLE WOULD RATHER READ BOOKS ABOUT PEOPLE
CALLED DAN THE DAGGERMAN FROM DAGENHAM.

I SHOULD SAY THAT THE OTHER VOICE YOU CAN HEAR
IS MY OTHER GUEST, ALAN PARTRIDGE.

HE PROVIDES ALL HER

WHAT HAVE YOU GOT?
SHOOT FROM YOUR HIP - YOUR NEW HIP.