(STEVE) HE'S OK.
GET THE COW OFF THE BOAT, PLEASE.

THEN HE SAYS, "THAT COOKBOOK
WOULD BE NAE GOOD FOR ME"!

IS HE STILL DRIVING THAT RENAULT MEGANE?

I DON'T WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH YOUR WIFE.

THERE HAVE BEEN MORE COMPLAINTS FROM FARMERS.

WERE YOU CLOSE?

HELLO, SUSAN. JUST CLOCKING THE NAME TAG THERE.

- WOULD YOU ALSO LIKE THIS BOOK?
- WHAT'S IT ABOUT?

WELL, IT BOUNCED OFF A ROCK...

IF THIS CONFERENCE GOES WELL,
YOU COULD GET A HELICOPTER.

- IT'S EMPTY.
- WHAT?

- UNUSUAL ACCENT. WHERE ARE YOU FROM?
- I'M ORIGINALLY FROM NEWCASTLE, LIKE.

- I TEACH HERE.
- I SEE.

THAT IS FANTASTIC, YOU KNOW. GREAT.

I SEE. SO THE PRESENT YOU GAVE AWAY,
YOU THEN GOT BACK?

- HELLO?
- (MAN) HELLO,

THAT'LL PROBABLY BE A LOT OF TROUBLE, WON'T IT?

IT WAS QUITE DETAILED.
THE GUY OBVIOUSLY HAD TALENT, THAT'S THE TRAGEDY.