THANK YOU.

YOUR HAND IS ABOUT 3O MIL FROM MY GLAND.

- IF YOU DON'T DO IT, SKY WILL.
- I'LL LIVE WITH THAT.

I'M STILL DRINKING IT.

AND SHOUT, "GET OUT OF THE AREA!"
AND WATCH THEM PANIC.

I DO COLLAGE. I CUT OUT THE HEADS OF U2
AND THEN I PUT ON TOP OF SPACE CLOTHES.

- WHAT ARE YOU DOING? IT'S A BANK HOLIDAY.
- I HAD TO DO THOSE DODGY FLOOR JOISTS.

- HOW CAN YOU KILL YOURSELF IN STARBUCKS?
- SHOTGUN IN YOUR MOUTH?

CAN'T GET ME TOE ON THE TRIGGER. OH, GOT IT.

- IS THAT BLOOD?
- IT'S TOMATO KETCHUP. L...

LISTENERS, I HAVE SOMEONE ON THE LINE
WHO FEARS HE MAY BE A GAY.

DON'T KNOW WHAT HER PROBLEM IS.

TIME NOW TO HAND OVER TO MINE BREAKFAST HOST
MR DAVID CLIFTON. GOOD MORNING TO YOU, SIR!

I'VE JUST BEEN INTO B&Q
FOR A BAG OF TUNGSTEN-TIPPED SCREWS.

NO, IT'S ALL RIGHT.
I WAS JUST PORTRAYING A MADMAN.

- OR THEY'LL DECLARE YOU BANKRUPT ON FRIDAY.
- RIGHT.

CHAP ON THE WRONG SIDE OF THE PUMPS.

LEAVE THAT THERE.