AND THEY SAY NURSES HAVE IT TOUGH.

- HAVE YOU GOT A SPOON?
- NO.

IT'S NO LAUGHING MATTER.

- CHRIS, CAN L...?
- JUST TWO MINUTES.

(DISCO MUSIC PLAYS)

I'M OFF. I LEAVE YOU
IN THE CAPABLE HANDS OF DAVE CLIFTON,

- AYE. THERE'S NAY PORN ON IT.
- DID YOU UNDERSTAND THAT?

I MEAN THINGS LIKE TABASCO SAUCE AND SOY.

CARY ON TALKING TO KATE
WHILE I SORT SOMETHING OUT. CAN I BORROW A PEN?

- THE RETIRED POLICEMAN WHO'S NOT A CON MAN?
- YES.

.."I'M ALAN PARTRIDGE".

- I'VE SEEN THE BIG-EARED BOYS ON FARMS.
- FOR GOODNESS SAKE, THIS IS ALL JUST...

AND YOU WEAR ONE GARMENT A WEEK ON AIR.

(SUSAN) TEA? COFFEE?

I ADMIT THAT WAS A MISTAKE.
I SHOULDN'T HAVE SAID "BAP".

ACTION!

I REALLY DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY. I FIND IT DIFFICULT...

YOU'RE CHEERFUL CONSIDERING
IT'S THE FIRST ANNIVERSARY OF YOUR MOTHER'S DEATH.