I'M A SOFT TARGET.
THEY WON'T GO FOR THE PRIME MINISTER,

I'M SURE LYNN WOULD BE HAPPY
TO GO FOR A DRINK WITH YOU,

BUT IT WAS DIFFERENT FOR ME, LIKE
'CAUSE I WAS IN THE ARMY WHEN I WAS SEVENTEEN.

ALAN, I JUST CAN'T MOVE ON THE FEE.
YOU KNOW WE LOVE YOUR WORK.

I'LL BE HONEST, I'M DEAD AGAINST IT.

YOU'VE GOT SIX POINTS.

MAYBE THE MONKEYS ARE TYING
TO COLLECT ENOUGH PARTS TOGETHER

- WHAT DO YOU DO ON A BOAT ALONE?
- READ A BOOK, RELAX, LOOK AT THE SCENERY.

- I DIDN'T REALISE.
- YOU TOOK MY LIP OFF!

- MY SISTER'S GOT THIS BED LINEN.
- DOES SHE LIVE IN A TRAVEL TAVERN?

THIS IS "CALL ME".

ONE OF THE BENEFITS OF GLOBAL WARMING
AND INTERNATIONAL TERRORISM IS...

HELLO.

I'VE GOT SOME STUFF FOR YOUR BEDROOM.
HAVE YOU DECIDED WHICH ROOM IT'S GOING TO BE?

AH. YOU KNOW THESE ARE INERTIA REEL SEAT BELTS?

ALTHOUGH MY COUSIN DID ONCE BUY A PIRATED
TWEENIE FROM A COVERED MARKET IN BRUNDALL

- WHAT ABOUT BRAVE PEOPLE?
- SHE CAN MINGLE WITH THEM.

- PARDON?
- NO, JUST A JOKE.