- ALAN DOESN'T WANT A STUNTMAN.
- OK. "SCUM ON THE RUN." TAKE ONE.

WITH SOME LIPSTICK ON AND A NICE DRESS,
AND SAID, "HOW DO I LOOK?"

"I DON'T KNOW. I'M BEING BAPTISED."
"DOWN YOU GO AGAIN."

THAT'S WHY I SAID THAT.

- MESSAGE UNDERSTOOD, SIR!
- AT EASE, YOU'RE NOT IN THE ARMY ANY MORE!

TE...

IT'S GOOD THIS, ISN'T IT, EVEN THOUGH
WE'RE BASICALLY JUST LISTING CHOCOLATE BARS?

WHAT? THAT'S TERRIBLE!

LET'S SADDLE OUR HORSES AND GET OURSELVES
A CURLY CUMBERLAND SAUSAGE

"IN A BULL-NOSE ON THE LEFT".

BRAVEHEART... AND, OF COURSE, YOURSELF.

BEHIND A LARGE BOULDER ON HELVELLYN
FOR MY BIRTHDAY.

SO JUST DON'T TURN ROUND.

YOU BE TONY HAYERS.

LISTEN, JILL, THERE IS A ROMANTIC BUFFET SUPPER
AT THE HOTEL TONIGHT,

- IF YOU OPEN YOURSELF UP TO NEW CHOICES...
- LYNN, I'M NOT COMING TO YOUR BAPTIST CHURCH!

AMAZING. ABSOLUTELY AMAZING.

"I'LL HAVE TO TELL SOME OTHER RUSSIANS."