- DO YOU WANT ONE?
- YEAH.

- I'M ONE OF THE BIG BOYS NOW.
- WHAT, A PREFECT?

A-HA!

- NO, THAT IS WHAT WE WANT.
- I'M YOUR MAN.

ONE OF THOSE VEY FRAGILE ONES
WITH A SCREW-ON CUP/CAP.

YEAH, YEAH. UM... WHAT'S ROUND THE BACK?

AND HE'S JUST AT HIS FRONT DOOR WHEN I COME UP...

BUT WHAT IS THE BURNING ISSUE?

DO YOU WANT ONE OF THESE?

- HE WAS MY HUSBAND.
- YES, YES, OF COURSE.

- EITHER WAY, ONE OF US IS GOING DOWN.
- ALAN, I'VE COME TO MAKE PEACE.

- WHAT'S THAT?
- A BUILD-UP OF FATTY DEPOSITS OVER THE BELT LINE.

YOUR HEAD LOOSENS FROM YOUR TORSO
AND BOBS INTO THE DISTANCE,

- AYE. THERE'S NAY PORN ON IT.
- DID YOU UNDERSTAND THAT?

I'VE NEARLY MOVED EVERYTHING INTO THE HOUSE.

QUITE NEARBY, I SAW A COMMUNITY CENTRE
WITH A MURAL ON THE SIDE.

THAT IS EXTRAORDINARY.

ALL RIGHT, MY LOVE?