- OH?
- I'M LEAVING YOU, YOU COW!

I'M JUST SICK AND TIRED OF YOU SLAGGING FARMERS
OFF. ARE YOU GOING TO APOLOGISE TO THEM?

YEAH. I GOT A CHALK PENIS DRAWN ON ME
BY SOME SHIT. I'D LOVE TO GET MY HANDS ON HIM.

I MEAN, CONSIDERING.

TANNOY IS A BRAND NAME.

LYNN, I'VE PIERCED MY FOOT ON A SPIKE!

OH, I'M SO SORRY. I SHOULD HAVE REALISED.
I DID WONDER WHEN I FIRST MET YOU.

DID YOU TAKE THESE ON A TELEPHOTO LENS?

- I THOUGHT IT WAS BEST.
- SHE'LL TURN UP ONE WAY OR THE OTHER.

PEOPLE WHO FELT VERY ALONE,
BUT THROUGH ME THEY'VE FOUND A FRIEND...

BETTER BEING IN A FICTIONAL NIGHTCLUB
THAN IN A FICTIONAL BATH, ALAN.

- I TOLD HER THAT.
- YOU NEED TO TAKE HER TO A HOSPITAL, ALAN.

WE'LL DUB THAT OUT, PLAY SOME MUSIC OVER IT.

INSTEAD I'VE GOT A GIANT MICHAEL BOLTON LOOKALIKE
THROWING AN OVEN OVER HAY BALES!

GUESS WHICH ONE OF YOU TWO LADIES
I'M GOING TO MAKE LOVE WITH NOW.

YOU'RE QUITE SUCCESSFUL.
YOU GOT A SECOND SERIES.

COME HERE, YOU LUCKY, LUCKY LADY.

JUST GIVE ME HALF A BOTTLE OF BLUE NUN, PLEASE.