SHALL WE STOP TALKING IN A MEDIEVAL WAY?
WHAT'S ON YOUR SHOW TODAY?

THAT'S JUST A PHRASE. I DIDN'T MEAN IT.

OH, YOU'RE THERE. THIS ISN'T BRIGHT ENOUGH.
WE'RE GOING TO HAVE TO "GO NUCLEAR".

I'LL TELL YOU WHAT MY PROBLEM IS!

- DOLPHIN BATHROOMS?
- THEY SAID THEY DIDN'T DO THAT SORT OF THING.

THE IDEA OF REFLECTION OF COURSE
IS WHAT DAD WAS INTERESTED IN, THE IDEA OF...

LYNN, YOU...

- WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN UP TO?
- TRIED TO OUT-DANCE A COMPUTER. IMPOSSIBLE.

I PRESUME WE'RE ALL GOING TO KEEP IN TOUCH
NOW THE WORK'S FINISHED?

- WE WANT TO MOVE AWAY FROM.
- YOU'RE RIGHT.

AND WE DO THAT IN TWO AREAS -

"SHOESTRING", "TAGGART",
"SPENDER", "BERGERAC", "MORSE".

WORD PORRIDGE!

YEAH, WHATEVER.
DID YOU GET ANY VALENTINE'S CARDS THIS MORNING?

THE LAST VIDEO WAS CALLED
"CRASH, BANG, WALLOP! WHAT A VIDEO",

I DON'T KNOW HOW YOU MANAGED IT.
SHE WAS A BIT OF A HEFFALUMP, GOD REST HER SOUL.

NOW YOU'VE GOT "NORFOLK'S MADDEST MAN"!

YOU SUBSTITUTE "D" FOR "T"
WHEN YOU'RE BROADCASTING.