UNFORTUNATELY, PEOPLE WOULD RATHER WATCH
CLIPS OF IDIOTS DRIVING CARS LIKE MANIACS

IN 1976, I SAW ELO AT THE BIRMINGHAM NEC.

SIOBHAN, YOU DON'T JUST GET SOME GUY
WHO USED TO BE ON TV PRESENTING A CHEAP VIDEO.

SO, CHRIS, WHAT'S YOUR STRATEGY?

- WE CAN STOP AT THE PETROL STATION.
- HOW IS YOUR GEORDIE MATE?

I'M DYING TO HEAR YOUR IDEAS
FOR THE FIREPLACE CONFERENCE.

LOVELY TO MEET YOU. I MUST SEE MIKE YAPLEY.

WE'D BOOKED TO GO ON HOLIDAY NEXT WEEK.

RUINED A ROMANTIC NIGHT OUT
FOR MANY DINERS BY MASSACRING THEM.

- JUST A MINERAL WATER FOR ME, PLEASE.
- ACTUALLY, I'LL HAVE A MINERAL WATER, TOO.

TEETH OF GOLD AS WELL!

DOWN THE SINK.

RIGHT, RIGHT.

- PARDON?
- NO, JUST A JOKE.

THAT'S THE PLURAL.

NO. IT'S NOT A FONT.
IT'S A POOL THAT THEY LOWER YOU INTO.

A COUPLE OF TRAFFIC CONES AND AN OLD MATTRESS.

- WHO STAYS IN A PLACE LIKE THIS?
- TERRIBLE. IT'S SO STERILE HERE.