- YOU CAN SIT ON ALAN'S FACE. IT'S A JOKE.
- IT'S A FILTHY JOKE! ALAN IS HITTING YOU.

- POINT HIM OUT TO ME.
- HE'S GOT A BEARD.

- YES, I THINK SO.
- I'D BETTER ANSWER IT.

YOU COULD BE MY STUNTMAN.
YOU'VE GOT A GOOD PHYSIQUE.

HE'S IN BANGKOK, AND THE PROSTITUTES ARE SAYING
HOW MUCH, AND HE'S GOING, "I'M NOT PAYING THAT".

WERE THEY SAVAGE? WERE THEY GOING,

NOT FOR ME. I'VE GOT A STEAK AND KIDNEY PIE.

YOU'VE COME ALL THIS WAY,
AND I THINK YOU'RE BEING A BIT NEGATIVE.

BANG!

EXCELLENT. I'VE DONE MY HOMEWORK.
WOULD YOU LIKE A DRINK?

OH, AYE. I RECKON IT'S A REALLY GOOD IDEA, LIKE.

THEN THEY'LL ALL PILE IN IT AND ESCAPE!

I WON'T KISS YOU GOODBYE.
I'LL KISS YOU LATER. AND THE REST. WHOA!

THAT'S ALL RIGHT.

MICHAEL DID SOMETHING SIMILAR LAST NIGHT
AND HE'S VERY HAPPY.

HERE'S TO A GOOD CORPORATE VIDEO
AND LOTS OF BEING MEN.

I DON'T WANT ONE. I WAS JUST MAKING SMALL TALK.

HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE DISPOSED OF
WHEN YOU'RE DEAD?