FEW OF THEM MAKE 60.
WHY ARE THERE HOLES IN MY "DAILY MAIL"?

ALAN, YOU MUST MEET MY LADY WIFE CERI.

ALAN, YOUR P.A.'S ARRIVED.

RIGHT. OK. I JUST THOUGHT I'D ASK.

I'M A NAKED WOMAN IN SILHOUETTE WITH A GUN.

HA-HA. YOU DAFT RACIST!

DO YOU WANT SOME MORE GLITTER?

MY ROOM? IT'S OVER THERE BY THE LIFTS.

- OH?
- I'M LEAVING YOU, YOU COW!

IN THAT CASE, I'M AFRAID
YOU'VE INVALIDATED THE WARRANTY.

- HOW DID IT GO?
- YOU KNOW, UP AND DOWN.

- THE THEME TUNE FROM "BLACK BEAUTY".
- IT'S BRILLIANT.

I THOUGHT THAT'D THROW YOU.

LOADS OF WOMEN TALKING BLABBERING CRAP?

WHAT'S THE ONE WITH THE VOLCANO THAT OPENS UP
AND THERE'S ALL CHINKIES JUMPING DOWN?

WILL LOVER BOY BE THERE? THE EX-POLICEMAN?

BUT I CAN'T ACTUALLY COOK!

I'M NOT OLD! I'M 43, YOU CHEEKY GIT!