- IT KILL YOU?
- IT'S CHOLESTEROL. SCOTTISH PEOPLE EAT IT.

- HOLD TIGHT.
- YEAH.

- HAVE YOU BEEN SPYING ON US?
- NO.

WELL, IT BOUNCED OFF A ROCK...

I DON'T MEAN A SMALL ONE.
I MEAN A MEDIUM-SIZED ONE.

NO. THAT'S WHAT YOU WERE DOING LAST NIGHT.

I'M SORRY. THAT WASN'T DELIBERATE,
L PROMISE YOU. IT'S NOT A CRY FOR HELP.

CARR. BILL CARR.

JUST POP THAT DOWN FOR A SECOND.

"I'VE GOT TO SORT OUT ALAN'S PROBLEMS!"

I SEE. SO THE PRESENT YOU GAVE AWAY,
YOU THEN GOT BACK?

THEY USE KETAMINE TO TRANQUILLISE THE HORSE
AND THEN EXTRACT THE HORSE'S SEMEN.

- OF WHAT?
- BEING BLOWN UP, BOMBS.

OH, MICHAEL!

- JUST HAD A BETTER ONE.
- WHAT DID YOU DO?

I KNOW IT SAYS, "THOU SHALT NOT LIE,"

- HELLO.
- HI.

OH, GREAT. NIGEL REES' BOOK OF HUMOROUS GRAFFITI.