NO, BUT THERE IS A BIT
OF SUPERFICIAL DAMAGE TO THE BOX.

YOU DON'T NEED BEAUTY SLEEP. WELL, FORTY WINKS.

WHERE YOU SAID "REVOLUTION, NOT EVOLUTION".

HELLO.

YOU COULD BE MY STUNTMAN.
YOU'VE GOT A GOOD PHYSIQUE.

I TELL YOU, YOU'VE NOT WITNESSED PURE EVIL

IMAGINE A TONGUE
STICKING OUT OF A SESAME-SEED COB!

THOUGH THE EFFECTS OF 23 YEARS ON THE GAME

- THEN SMACK HER WITH A SHOVEL.
- I WOULDN'T DO THAT.

I'LL COME BACK AGED 25,
BUILT LIKE A BRICK SHIT-HOUSE.

I DON'T THINK YOU SHOULD
SEE YOUR FUTURE JUST AT THE BBC, ALAN.

BUT IT'S STILL THERE.

- A BAILEY'S, PLEASE.
- TAKE A SEAT.

NINE... NINE AND A HALF.

HE'S NOT SHOWING OFF.
THEN HE GOES OVER A CLIFF AND HE'S FALLING.

DO YOU WANT TO KNOW WHAT I THINK?

WITH THAT MAKE-UP, THEY'RE NEITHER ONE THING
NOR THE OTHER. ARE THEY ALLOWED ON BUSES?

- THAT WAS A CLOSE SHAVE.
- AYE, IT WAS.