WERE YOU CLOSE?

GO TO THE FRONT OF THE BUFFET QUEUE.

- A PIECE OF FRUIT?
- NO, THANKS.

FOUR YEARS AGO,
SUSAN LOST HER HAND IN A CAKE-CUTTING MACHINE.

- FINE.
- INCLUDING JILL.

IT'S GREAT I'M PUTTING SOMETHING BACK.

ALAN'S FUNNY STORIES!

FROM THE LITTLE-BITTY CHEF.

BUT I WAS MADE PROMISES
ABOUT STORAGE THAT WERE NOT KEPT.

MIKE SAMPSON. PLEASED TO MEET YOU.

I DON'T KNOW WHETHER THIS PROTRUSION
IS A GOOD OR BAD THING.

NO, THAT'S NOT WORKING.

I SHOULD SAY THAT THE OTHER VOICE YOU CAN HEAR
IS MY OTHER GUEST, ALAN PARTRIDGE.

- AYE. HE CALLS IT CONVOY.
- CONVOY?

RIGHT. I MEAN, HE'S DEFINITELY DEAD?

"I'M FEELING SAUCY."

PROBABLY BEST IF I COME AND SEE YOU.

WITHOUT HITTING NINE FIRST.