SORRY I'M LATE. I MEAN, I KNOW I'M NOT LATE.
I'M JUST A LITTLE BIT LATE.

- WHY ARE YOU WEARING THAT SNAZZY CARDIGAN?
- I JUST THREW IT ON.

- ALAN, I AM NOT NEGOTIATING.
- BUT I AM.

DO YOU WANT A MINT?

- POINT HIM OUT TO ME.
- HE'S GOT A BEARD.

"NEEDLESS TO SAY, I HAD THE LAST LAUGH."

YOU REALISE THERE'S NO WAY
I COULD HAVE DRAWN A PENIS ON MY BACK?

BUT IT'S STILL THERE.

- I'M NOT THE VIETNAM. I'M TAKING THIS OFF.
- NO. LEAVE IT.

GO ON, LYNN LASS!

YOU SAID YOU MIGHT GIVE ME A SECOND SERIES.
WHY IS THERE ANY DOUBT?

THAT RIDES OFF LIKE THAT.

LISTEN TO THIS. IT'LL BLOW YOUR SOCKS OFF.

- YES, THAT'S RIGHT.
- WHAT DO I OWE YOU?

YEAH, THAT'S IT, GOODBYE,

I'VE ARRANGED FOR YOU
TO SEE A SHOW HOUSE AT TEN O'CLOCK.

I HAD A LATE NIGHT. WE WENT FOR A CURRY
AND AS WE LEFT, THE HEAVENS OPENED

I KEEP LOOSE WERTHER'S ORIGINALS IN THEM.