IT'S IN THE SCHEDULE.
VISIT TO YOUR MOTHER'S GRAVE, THEN "DOCTOR NO".

IF YOU DON'T START TREATING HER BETTER,
I'M GOING TO KNOCK YOUR BLOCK OFF.

WHICH CELEBRITY YOU'D SPEND A BANK HOLIDAY WITH
AND WHAT WOULD YOU DO.

WHERE DO THEY GET THESE MEN FROM?

ALL RIGHT. I'LL TALK TO YOU LATER. BYE-BYE.

- THIS DOESN'T FEEL LIKE A TREAT.
- THAT WAY.

"JOIN ME TONIGHT WHEN MY GUESTS WILL BE"...
L DON'T KNOW, "CHRIS REA."

GOT THEM HERE, GOT THEM HERE! RIGHT, OK.

WE MUST TALK.
I'VE DONE AN AWFUL LOT OF WORK IN THAT FIELD.

REMEMBER THE BREATHING TECHNIQUES
FROM TAPE ONE. PLEASE RELAX,

WHAT ARE YOU DOING? HAVEN'T YOU PROGRAMMES
TO MAKE? NO, YOU'RE ALL ON THE BBC GRAVY TRAIN!

I'M THE DOG. YOU'RE A TERRIFIC RABBIT.

YES. SURE.

KNOCK IT OFF WITH THE FANCY WORDS. IT WENT TITS UP.

BITTER BASTARDS.

- HOW MUCH IS IT?
- 325,000.

- DOLPHINS ARE QUITE INTELLIGENT.
- I CAN JUMP THROUGH A HOOP AND CATCH FISH.

NO.