- THIS IS RHUBARB CRUMBLE AND CUSTARD.
- SMASHING.

GERRY ADAMS LOOKS LIKE A DEPUTY HEADMASTER

A FRIED BREAKFAST MAKES AN EXCELLENT APHRODISIAC.
EXCUSE ME.

NO, IT ACTUALLY SAYS "COCK, PISS, PARTRIDGE".

IF THE WORST COMES TO THE WORST
YOU CAN MOVE IN TO LYNN'S MUM'S BEDROOM.

- UM...
- IT'S UP TO YOU. YOU'RE THE BOSS.

CAN OF FANTA?

- YOU'RE NOT A COPPER.
- A CITIZEN'S ARREST.

NO. I WAS JUST TALKING TO A WIDOW.

I'D LOVE TO FEEL AN AIRBAG GO OFF IN MY FACE.

I PREFER DAVID ATTENBOROUGH.
HE'S MORE HONEST. HE INTERVIEWS REAL MICE.

I BET THEY WERE THE ONLY ONES YOU COPPED HOLD OF!

- ALL RIGHT, AL?
- AAGH!

- TWO CHOCOLATE MOUSSES ON ITS WAY.
- JUST GOING OVER THERE FOR A BIT.

WENT TO SILVERSTONE,
SHOOK JACKIE STEWART'S HAND! SUPERB!

ZOMBIES BY THEIR VERY NATURE ARE INCONSISTENT.

HELLO. COME TO SEE MY BOOK BEING PULPED.

- URGH!
- DON'T MAKE THE SAME NOISE AS THEM!