- (CLEARS THROAT)
- SORRY. I'M NOT ENYA.

YEAH. IS SEAN THERE?

- WHAT DOES IT MEAN?
- I'VE NO IDEA.

I WON'T BORE YOU WITH THE DETAILS,
BUT I DROVE TO DUNDEE IN BARE FEET

- YOU'RE WRONG.
- OH, MAN. WHAT ABOUT, YOU KNOW...

AIN'T NO ONE GONNA STOP ME.

I LOVE YOU, IN A WAY.

- MINI-MART?
- SCALED-DOWN SUPERMARKET IN A PETROL STATION.

(BARKS)

NO. "WAR OF THE WORLDS." GUESS THE TUNE.

- CAN I COME WITH YOU?
- NO.

I'VE CHANGED MY MIND ABOUT EXCALIBUR COTTAGE.
L THINK I'LL CALL IT "YE HOUSE".

NO, I CAN STILL SMELL YOU. I HAVEN'T HAD A SHOWER.

INDEED.

ANYWAY, TIME FOR ME NOW TO HAND OVER TO A MAN

- ARE YOU STILL DOING IT TWICE A DAY?
- YEAH. DIARY PERMITTING.

THEY'D BE HAVING A GREAT LAUGH AT YOU
WITH BIG PINK HAIR.

ALAN, I WANT YOU BACK ON THE TELLY.