SHALL WE GO INTO THE...?

- HE'D HAVE BEEN 41 NEXT MONTH.
- OH, GOD.

ALL RIGHT, MY LOVE?

PERHAPS A METAPHOR FOR...

TO MEN LIKE THAT, YOUR BUILDING SOCIETY BOOKS
MAKE FASCINATING READING.

- YUP.
- SEE MY BROTHER.

THAT'S NOT REALLY GOLD, IS IT? BUT THEY'RE NICE.

YOU COULD SAY, "I'M TERRIBLY SORRY.
WE'VE RUN OUT OF LIFE JACKETS".

SPECIFICALLY TOBLERONE.

- DO YOU WANT TO PUT SOMETHING ON?
- YES.

- NO.
- IT'S A JOKE.

LOOK AT THAT. NOT EVEN LISTENING.
OFF TO LONDON, NO DOUBT.

LOOK. IF YOU EVER FIND YOURSELF
IN A SITUATION WITH A CONCEALED WEAPON...

"WITH SPECIAL CELEBRITY GUEST STAR, SUE COOK."

AND HE SAID
"THAT'S SA-A-AD! YOU OUGHT TO UPGRADE,"

MR PARTRIDGE, HE SELLS KITCHENS
FOR 15 YEARS, BUT HE CAN'T COOK.

BONO!

YOU KNOW, WHEN I USED TO SEE YOU IN RECEPTION,