I'VE JUST CRACKED OPEN A BOTTLE OF SUNNY DELIGHT.

HELLO? RECEPTION? SORRY, I MUST HAVE HIT A ZERO.

- A PIECE OF FRUIT?
- NO, THANKS.

DAN!

I WON'T BORE YOU WITH THE DETAILS,
BUT I DROVE TO DUNDEE IN BARE FEET

THE VERY FACT YOU'RE QUESTIONING MY-MY-MY...
MY GOD.

- I COULD TALK TO MY CHOCOLATE PEOPLE.
- YES, PLEASE.

- I'M TYING TO LIGHTEN THE MOOD.
- YOU DON'T NEED TO, ALAN. I AM NOT DOWN.

(MUSIC PLAYS)

"LICENSED TO KI-CH."

- BUT I WOULDN'T BREAK INTO ANOTHER PACKET.
- RIGHT.

YOU COULD SIT ON HIS FACE.

YEAH.

- PROBABLY PUT THEM IN A CARDBOARD TUBE.
- THAT'S A GOOD IDEA.

NO. I'M NOT GOING TO GIVE YOU
A SIX-MONTH CONTRACT.

NO. WE WERE STUCK IN THE FOYER...

MY?

THAT'S A MILLION POUNDS!