I DON'T WANT ALIENS TO SEE THIS FROM SPACE.
IT WILL BE EMBARRASSING.

LOVELY, GREAT... WELL DONE!

I THINK PEOPLE ARE SAYING,

THANK YOU, ALAN.
SLIGHTLY MORE EXCITING THAN I'D ANTICIPATED.

DAN'S A FANTASTIC MAN. HE REALLY IS.

- GOOD. WELL, THAT'S A START.
- I SHOULD HAVE SAID "BAGUETTE",

HAVING WASHED MY HANDS.

WHAT AN APPALLING THING TO SAY.
YOU'VE PUT ME IN AN INVIDIOUS POSITION.

COULD GO YOUR WAY, COULD GO MINE.

MORE FROM CAMP DAVID TOMORROW.
THE TIME IS...

OR EVEN...

I'M DOWN, BUT I'M NOT A HO.

IT'S TOUCH AND GO.

SHE REMEMBERED, GREAT!

- I'VE GOT TO HEAR THIS.
- ONE OF THOSE WELSH ONES.

I REMEMBER HE CAME HOME FROM WORK
ONE NIGHT VERY EXCITED, AND HE...

YOU KNOW, WHEN I USED TO SEE YOU IN RECEPTION,

RIGHT. I'VE GOT YOUR BOOK SIGNING AT 12 O'CLOCK