BUTTON MUSHROOMS - BINGO.
BLACK PUDDING - SNAP.

(SOUTH AFRLCAN ACCENT) FULL BEAM.

THANKS FOR CHANGING THE GAS BOTTLES.
I HEARD YOU CLINKING.

(UPBEAT MUSIC)

YOU'VE DONE SOME CRAZY THINGS IN YOUR LIFE.

STRAIGHT AWAY YOU'VE GOT THEM BY THE JAFFAS.

- OH?
- I'M LEAVING YOU, YOU COW!

- HELLO, MICHAEL.
- WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

THIS COUNTY.

THAT'S ALL YOU'LL BE DRIVING SINCE YOUR BAN.

HE MEANS HIS COCK!

NOT MY FACE! I'M DOING A PHOTO-SHOOT
FOR VISION EXPRESS!

- SHALL WE POP THE LIGHTS ON?
- HANG ON.

THE NAME FOR THAT IS ACTUALLY A GILET.

I WOULDN'T HIT THEM WITH A SHOVEL
NO MATTER HOW BAD THE BOOKS WERE'.

# BA DA DA
DA-DA DA-DA DA DA DA... #

THAT'S SMEG, NEFF, POGGENPOHL AND BOSCH.

FANNY HAIR!