WHEN THEY'RE PULLING YOUR WIPERS
AND HUB-CAPS OFF, YOU LOSE SYMPATHY.

I PRESENT A MILITARY-BASED QUIZ SHOW
ON A DAYTIME DIGITAL CHANNEL CALLED UK CONQUEST.

AND "WET CHRISTMAS".

WHERE THE HAND WAS PACKED IN SOLEROS,
MAGNUMS, MINI MILKS AND A FEAST.

- GETTING DOWN TO IT.
- WE WERE!

EVERYTHING YOU WANT TO KEEP HERE
COULD BE KEPT. OR NOT.

I THINK THERE'S SOME INTERESTING...

AND NOW IN HEMSBY ON 106.9,

HELLO.

- NO, SORRY, YOU.
- YEAH, NAME OF HAYERS.

BUT THEN SHE COMMITTED
A GROSS ACT UPON HIS PERSON,

THAT'S THE SAME SIZE
AS YOUR BEDROOM IN THE CARAVAN.

I'M REALLY SCARED.

SNAZZY HEADSTONE THERE.

- IT'S OK...
- NO, STAY! DON'T GO!

YES. SURE.

- WHAT'S THAT?
- IT'S A TIP. I PANICKED. DO DECLARE IT.

FRIGGIS! THAT'S IT! FRIGGIS!