- NICE TO MEET YOU, COLIN.
- COLIN?

IT'S NOT BOLLOCKS.
YOUR PROGRAMMES WERE APPALLING.

YEAH. WE ALL SWEAT. I USED TO SWEAT LIKE A ZOO.

OH, GREAT.

- JED MAXWELL.
- NO RELATION TO ROBERT MAXWELL?

LYNN, DID YOU TELL THEM MY WIFE LEFT ME
AND IS LIVING WITH A NARCISSISTIC SPORTS PIMP?

YES, I'VE BEEN SPEAKING TO THEM.
THEY'RE COMING OVER THIS AFTERNOON.

(COWBOY ACCENT) YEAH. I THINK I'LL GO
AND READ SIMON HEFFER ON THE VERANDA.

- PARTY BAG.
- OH, THANK YOU. BYE BYE.

WHERE WE CAN BUY ANYTHING FROM PLIMSOLLS
TO POSTERS OF FAMOUS HOLLYWOOD STARS,

BIT MORE...A BIT MORE...

- HOW MUCH IS THAT?
- THAT'LL BE

- I DO LIKE MILK CHOCOLATE.
- I COULD EXCHANGE IT.

I THINK THERE'S ANOTHER WORD FOR IT.

AND "SKIRMISH", A MILITARY-BASED QUIZ SHOW
ON DIGITAL CABLE CHANNEL UK CONQUEST

IT'S 11 P.M. TIME FOR "ALAN'S LOVE ASYLUM".

A SANITARY BAG?!

- ALAN, I BOUGHT YOU ANOTHER PRESENT.
- WHAT?