WHAT I'M SAYING IS, IF THEY HAD THEMSELVES
PROPER JOBS TO GAN TO, THEY WOULDN'T DO IT.

IT'S A BIT LIKE DOING MY RADIO SHOW THIS, ISN'T IT?
YOU'RE LISTENING TO "UP WITH THE PARTRIDGE". BYE!

THAT WAS SWEATING LUNATIC IGGY POP,
PART OF OUR TUESDAY "PUNK PACK",

YOU HAVEN'T LOST IT, ALAN.
I DON'T CARE WHAT THEY SAY.

- WE SPOKE ON THE PHONE.
- THIS IS HUGH MORRIS,

LYNN? I'VE BEEN EATING A LOT OF TOBLERONE,

I THINK I'D HAVE TO SAY THE BEST OF THE BEATLES.

THESE DAYS, THEY'RE MUCH MORE RESILIENT.

SHITTY ZOMBIES!

THIS IS "CALL ME".

YOU'VE GOT A MEETING WITH METEOR
ABOUT "CRASH, BANG, WALLOP! WHAT A VIDEO 2".

I WANT TO DO A COUPLE OF JOKES.

YOU'VE LOCKED THE DOOR.
SOMETIMES YOU DON'T WANT TO.

SO, JUST TO RE-EMPHASISE ONE MORE TIME,
HER CONTRACT HAS BEEN TERMINATED.

YES. CAN YOU HOLD THESE?

- SELLS PIES, ANTI-FREEZE.
- YEAH, IT'S GOT ONE OF THOSE.

I FEEL I HAVE...HAD AND ARE...

I'VE HIT FAST FORWARD.
LOOKS LIKE A SORT OF HARDCORE BENNY HILL.