"THE EAGLE HAS LANDED."

STRANGEST STORY I'VE EVER HEARD. OH, HELLO, LYNN.

- WHAT'S THAT?
- WE TAKE FAT PEOPLE FROM THE INNER CITIES,

IT DID FOR ME. I DONE BETTER THAN A CUDDLE LAST NIGHT.
L HAD FULL SEX WITH A WOMAN.

OH...BUTTER MY ARSE!

I'M OFF. I LEAVE YOU
IN THE CAPABLE HANDS OF DAVE CLIFTON,

YOU'VE ALLOWED FOR THE VISIT TO THE GRAVE?

- DO YOU KNOW WHAT I USED TO THINK?
- NO.

- AN OWL HOOTS...
- DANNY FRANCETTI'S JAZZ BOX..

(COCKEREL CROWS)
(MAN) A-HA!

SHOULDN'T WORRY ABOUT IT.

AND INEFFICIENT.

(ALAN) SHALL I MOVE ON TO THE OTHER ONE?

GO FOR DRINK WITH HEAD OF PROGRAMMES.

HE THOUGHT, "I'M GOING TO WEAR A T-SHIRT
WITH 'CROWDED HOUSE' WRITTEN ON THE FRONT".

WHICH BRINGS US ON VERY NEATLY
TO MY NEXT GUEST,

I FORGOT. YOU'RE NOT BONO.

IT'S A GOOD JOB YOU WEREN'T HERE
FIVE MINUTES AGO. LISTEN TO THIS.