MAY GOD HAVE MERCY ON THEIR SOULS.

- I WANT TO GO TO LONDON.
- THAT'S FINE.

BUT IT IS A SOLID BOG. THE CHEMICALS
IN THAT LOO WILL DISSOLVE A CORPSE.

- CAN I COME WITH YOU?
- NO.

- MORNING.
- ALL RIGHT?

DAN HAS ASKED ME TO PRESENT A PRIZE
AT THE NORFOLK BRAVERY AWARDS TONIGHT.

YES. A DOSSER AND A DWAD.

ALAN PARTRIDGE TIE AND BLAZER BADGE
AND WAGON WHEELS. EXCELLENT.

HOW DOES THAT WORK ON RADIO?

ANYWAY, THERE'S THE BAR.
GENTLEMEN, CHOOSE YOUR WEAPONS.

TWO SUBJECTS WE COULD DISCUSS ALL NIGHT.

RIGHT, FINE.

- I'VE GOT TO HEAR THIS.
- ONE OF THOSE WELSH ONES.

HE DIDN'T SAY, "THE NAME'S BOND,
JONES THE BOND. DOUBLE O TH-EVEN."

- AND I HAVEN'T LIKED A SINGLE ONE.
- TONY, I'VE JUST BOUGHT A HOUSE.

- BUT IT'S ONLY A 15-MINUTE WALK.
- YES. MMM.

AT YOUR AGE, IT'S STILL ILLEGAL.
YOU DON'T WANT TO END UP IN PRISON.

NOT LIKE THOSE MASSIVE STEPHEN KING BOOKS.
THEY SHOULD BE ON WHEELS.