(MUSIC: "GET OUT OF YOUR LAZY BED")

GOOD CALL. MICHAEL! OH, YOU'RE THERE.

WE'RE HAVING A HOEDOWN.

AUGUST BUCKED THE TREND
FOR A DOWNTURN IN FIREPLACE SALES...

IT'S GOT 8,OOO VIEWERS.

- TELL HER I'M NOT HERE.
- HE'S NOT HERE.

I'LL WATCH IT FOR YOU!
THROUGH MY LITTLE BINOCULARS, WHOO!

- NO. IT JUST SAYS "MICHAEL".
- AYE, IT DOES.

OH, MY GOD! TONY HAYERS IS DEAD.

I SUPPOSE YOU ARE WORKING
THE MAJOR MUSCLE GROUPS, LIKE.

WE SHOULD TALK MORE.
I'VE GOT LOTS OF SUBJECTS TO CHAT ABOUT.

WHY ARE YOU ALL STARING? I'M NOT HAVING A GO.

IT'S SEVEN O'CLOCK. THIS IS DAVE CLIFTON.

- YOU DON'T KNOW?
- NO, I DON'T.

I'M STILL DRINKING IT.

A GOOD SLOGAN FOR THE TOURIST BOARD.

YOU BE TONY HAYERS.

- DO YOU WANT ME TO COME, ALAN?
- NO, THANKS, LYNN.