- HOW DO YOU... CAN L...
- WHAT ARE YOU DOING THIS WEEKEND?

HAVE YOU NEVER HAD A LAGER AND GIN AND TONIC
AND BAILEYS IRISH CREAM CHASER?

CAN YOU JUST ANSWER "YES"
FOR THE PURPOSES OF A JOKE?

YOU HAVE TO PHONE THE COUNCIL, BUT THEY'VE
SHOVED YOUR MOBILE PHONE UP YOUR BACKSIDE.

- YES, MARVELLOUS.
- THIS BOX ARRIVED FOR YOU.

- UNCOVERED ANY OLD FIREPLACES?
- NO. IT'S A BRAND-NEW HOUSE.

HE TURNS ROUND AND DOES A BACKWARD SOMERSAULT
AND LANDS ON HIS FEET.

- ALISON'S WHAT WE CALLED YOU.
- I DIDN'T KNOW THAT.

GO TO LONDON.
YOU'LL EITHER BE MUGGED OR NOT APPRECIATED.

- DOUBLE IT.
- IT'S STILL CHEAP.

- THAT WAS A LOW POINT.
- THESE TAX PEOPLE CAN STAY INDEFINITELY.

- SHE'S A BIT OLDER THAN ME. SHE'S 60.
- 60?

- WELL, SOMETIMES, AYE.
- REALLY? WHEN?

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU JUST SAID THAT.

WOULD YOU LIKE TO BUY A ROSE FOR THE LADY?
IT'S

- HAVE YOU GOT A SPOON?
- NO.

MICHAEL, IT'S A NERYS FOR YOU.

LISTEN. I'VE BEEN THREATENED BY AN EX-FUZZ.