- LIFE GOES ON.
- CAN WE FINISH THE BOND SCHEDULE?

A PARACHUTE COMES OUT WITH A UNION JACK ON IT...

- DOUBLE IT.
- IT'S STILL CHEAP.

- THAT WAS A CLOSE SHAVE.
- AYE, IT WAS.

THE RATINGS WERE A NINTH OF WHAT WE COULD HAVE
EXPECTED, THEY STARTED BADLY, THEY GOT WORSE...

THEY'VE TAKEN A BIT OF A POUNDING OVER THE YEARS.
IN FACT, CAN YOU GET ME SOME NEW ONES, PLEASE?

SO DO YOU WANT US TO TAKE OUT SUE COOK FOR YOU?

AND NOW IT'S TIME FOR ALAN'S "FACT OF THE DAY".

CAN I PUT IN JOURNAL THAT I AM
GOOD COOK OF FULL ENGLISH BREAKFAST?

DIVORCED. I'VE GOT ACCESS TO THE KIDS,
BUT THEY DON'T WANT TO SEE ME.

"I'M FEELING SAUCY."

"IN A BULL-NOSE ON THE LEFT".

SO I DON'T THINK YOU'LL MISS ME.

- 500.
- HOW MUCH IS A MOUSE?

ACTUALLY, I'VE GOT SOME GOOD NEWS. I'VE JUST
COME INTO A SUBSTANTIAL AMOUNT OF MONEY.

UM... I LOVE YOUR POP MUSIC.

OH, YEAH. IT'S VEY CONFUSING.
SOPHIE, I FIND THE PAY CHANNEL VEY CONFUSING.

- WOULD YOU LIKE A CUBAN CIGAR, TONY?
- YES, PLEASE.