YOU'D MAKE A VEY GOOD JUDAS.
THAT'S A TERRIBLE THING TO SAY, ALAN.
THEY WERE DOING EVERYONE, ALAN.
EVEN ME. IT WAS QUITE SAVAGE.
BEN?
THIS'LL HAPPEN TO YOU WHEN YOU HIT 4O.
IT'S CUTTING INTO MY FINGERS.
HERE'S YAZOO.
ANYTHING ELSE?
THERE'S ONLY THE ONE CHAIR.
ROLLED ON THE THIGHS OF A VIRGIN.
- HIS PANIC ATTACKS HAVE ALL BUT STOPPED.
- THANKS, LYNN.
AND I HAD THIS LITTLE MACAQUE MONKEY
AS A PET, RIGHT.
IT'S ALAN PARTRIDGE.
- I CAN'T WAIT TO GET BACK TO THE STATES.
- I USED TO HANG AROUND THE STATES.
WE DIDN'T SEE EYE TO EYE.
THERE WAS BAD BLOOD...
ABOUT EAST END THUGS WHO LEND YOU
AND A WEEK LATER YOU OWE THEM A MILLION.
WELL, WHERE DO I START?
ALAN, DID YOU SEND SOPHIE
A VALENTINE'S CARD THIS MORNING?
- OH. ALL RIGHT? THE NAME'S TEX.
- TEXT?
Alan Partridge: Big Beacon
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