WOMAN SWINGING ON A GIANT LUGER. OOH!
# LIKE HEAVEN ABOVE ME... #

AND I'M AN INNOCENT BYSTANDER,

WE HAVE TO NEUTRALISE THE THREAT
BY INCAPACITATING THE TARGET,

WITH SOME CLASSIC ELECTRO-ROCK

I KNOW SOME OF YOU MAY BE RELIGIOUS,
AND TO YOU I APOLOGI...

- CROSSED WIRES.
- SHALL WE GO TO APACHE?

AND THEN MAKE A PROGRAMME ABOUT IT.

- I WALKED OFF.
- WHO'S UPSET YOU THIS TIME?

- YOU FELT A BIT SICK.
- MMM.

ALAN. ALAN. THERE.

- NOW YOU'RE TALKING MY LANGUAGE.
- I HOPE NOT.

- HOW LONG?
- 20 MINUTES. WE'LL ALLOW FOR COMPLICATIONS.

I WILL NOW DO THE VIDEO
FOR THE SAME AMOUNT AS LAST TIME TO HELP LYNN.

OH, RIGHT...

THAT'S NOT REALLY GOLD, IS IT? BUT THEY'RE NICE.

IF SHE DETONATES THOSE, IT'LL BE THE MOTHER
OF ALL PONGS. THEN WE'LL SEE WHO'S BRAVE.

- IS THERE A NEIGHBOURHOOD WATCH SYSTEM?
- I THINK SO.

STAY STILL.