- THAT'S
- FANCY A PINT LATER ON?

ACTUALLY, I CAME DOWN THIS MORNING
AND I COULDN'T OPEN MY DOOR.

SO LET'S GET THIS STRAIGHT.

RIGHT. LYNN, LET'S GO OFF TO THE BBC.
I'M GOING TO BE BACK ON TV.

IT'S POLITICAL CORRECTNESS GONE MAD.

YOU CAN START OFF WITH A SMALL COLLISION LIKE THIS
THEN BUILD TO A BIG ONE,

LOOK AT ME.

RIGHT. ERROR ONE...

I HOPE YOU'LL NOT BE A STRANGER.

I'M VERY GRATEFUL YOU'VE COME OVER.

AS WE SAY IN OUR FAMILY,
TOO MUCH MUSTARD GETS UP YOUR NOSE.

SO WE MOVED OURSELVES INTO THE MARQUEE,
WHICH WAS LEAKING LIKE A SIEVE...

GOOD AFTERNOON.
(MUSIC STARTS UP AGAIN)

WHERE DO THEY GET THESE MEN FROM?

OOH, BIT OF BUSH.

ON THE LINE, WE HAVE, IF I'M NOT MISTAKEN
ROY FROM CAISTER ST EDMUND. HELLO.

WHY DO THEY CHANGE THE NAME?
CONSIGNIA AND SCOPE.

- YOU'RE JUST QUOTING "CASUALTY".
- PULL IT OFF.