GUIDE DOGS FOR THE BLIND. IT'S CRUEL, REALLY, ISN'T IT?

I DON'T MEAN A SMALL ONE.
I MEAN A MEDIUM-SIZED ONE.

- NOT EVEN IF SHE WAS A BADGER.
- YOU HAVE TO CONTROL THEM. THEY'VE GOT TB.

IT'S JUST I'VE NEVER SEEN THAT DONE BEFORE.

YOU COULD SAY, "I'M TERRIBLY SORRY.
WE'VE RUN OUT OF LIFE JACKETS".

I'M AFRAID I NEED TO WATCH MY FIGURE.

QUESTION FROM THERE.

THANKFULLY, THAT MAN WAS PLASTIC.

THAT'S LOVELY. THAT'S FIRST-CLASS.

COME ON, CHRIS.
YOU'VE SEEN DOZENS OF CONTRACTS LIKE THAT.

SOD 'EM!

- ALISON PARTRIDGE!
- NO. ALAN.

HE'S A MENTALIST!

- MORNING.
- ALL RIGHT?

NIPPING OFF FOR A FAG?

THAT IS FANTASTIC, YOU KNOW. GREAT.

YEAH. ALL RIGHT. WHAT CAN I DO FOR YOU?

YOU'VE BEEN AWAY TOO LONG.