I'LL COME BACK AGED 25,
BUILT LIKE A BRICK SHIT-HOUSE.

SO JUST TO REPEAT,
QUEEN ELIZABETH IL IS NOT DEAD.

UH?

THAT'S BOLLOCKS, BUT GO ON.

WOULD NOT RENDER HER PLEASURABLE TO MINE EYE.

- GOOD MORNING, ALAN. HOW ARE YOU TODAY?
- CLASSIC QUEEN!

- YEAH.
- YUP, THOUGHT SO.

HELLO? ER, YES, HE IS.
DID HE GIVE YOU MY NUMBER?

IF THEY WERE THAT CLEVER,
THEY'D KNOW THAT THING THEY CHASE ISN'T A RABBIT.

THIS HASN'T BEEN CLEANED OUT FOR YEARS. THERE'S A
LITTLE JAPANESE SOLDIER HERE STILL FIGHTING THE WAR.

WE MANAGED TO RECTIFY IT, BECAUSE
IT NOW SAYS "COOK" WHERE IT ONCE SAID "COCK",

JUST TO REASSURE YOU,
THE QUEEN IS NOT DEAD.

A-A-A-A-A...L. LISTEN...

YOU HAVE THIS OBSESSION WITH AMERICAN THINGS,
YET YOU WORK FOR BRITISH PETROLEUM.

I'M DRIVING AROUND IN AN OBSCENE PUBLICATION.
I'D LOVE TO GET MY HANDS ON THE BASTARD.

BUT A FICTIONAL ONE IS THE WORTH OF BOAST WORLDS.

THAT'S A HOMOSEXUAL.

- WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
- YOU'RE SACKED, TOO.