DIED GETTING AN AERIAL OFF A ROOF.

YES. HE HAD A SECOND-CLASS
HONOURS DEGREE IN MEDIA STUDIES

- HELLO. MICHAEL.
- AYE AYE, MR PARTRIDGE.

- SHE'S A BIT OLDER THAN ME. SHE'S 60.
- 60?

- AND DO YOU DO THAT WITH YOUR BOYFRIEND?
- NO, I DO IT ALONE.

PLEASE GIVE A BIG HA... APPLAUD!
APPLAUD LIKE MAD FOR SUSAN CRESSWELL.

YEAH.

I'VE GOT TWO...

- WHAT'S RUDE ABOUT A BODY?
- TITS?

I KNOW. I HEARD HIM.

THIS IS THE SAME RUBBISH AS THE OTHER DAY
WHEN YOU TALKED ABOUT PUTTING A SPINE IN A BAP.

(SUSAN) TEA? COFFEE?

DON'T WORRY ABOUT THE DAMAGE,
THEY'RE ALL DAMAGED.

- OH, COME ON.
- YEAH, ALL RIGHT, THEN.

I'VE JUST REMEMBERED I'VE GOT A RADIO SHOW TO DO,

..PREMEDITATED HOMICIDE OF A MOUSE,

POP YOU IN THE BOOT
AND DUMP YOU IN THE NORTH SEA.

WHATEVER. I'M DOING MUCH BETTER THAN HIM.