YOU'VE UPSET HALF THE LOCAL FARMERS,
YOU SEEM TO ALIENATE EVERYBODY,

WHAT? THAT'S TERRIBLE!

I'M ONE OF THE ANTI-CANCER SET.
WE'RE A DYING BREED.

- I'M HAVING A BARBECUE, FANCY COMING OVER?
- I'D LOVE TO!

THOSE SCOTCH EGGS WE HAD
AT THE PETROL STATION LAST NIGHT.

I SUPPOSE IF I WAS A BURGLAR
AND I WANTED TO AVOID DETECTION

- 25 TIMES.
- EXACTLY!

# THE CLOTHES WE WORE HAD ALL SEEN BETTER DAYS

NOW, ALAN. ARE YOU READY FOR THE INLAND REVENUE?
HAVE YOU GOT ALL YOUR RECEIPTS?

DAN!

ALAN PARTRIDGE TIE AND BLAZER BADGE
AND WAGON WHEELS. EXCELLENT.

I'M KIND OF A HOMO-SCEPTIC.

"I SMELL THE BLOOD
OF AN UNGRATEFUL BUNCH OF BASTARDS."

A FANNY.

I RECOMMEND YOU START WITH A COUPLE OF JOKES.

RIGHT. I THINK I'LL BE GOING ALONG, YES.

SHITTY ZOMBIES!

IF YOU WANT A ROVER 200, YOU'RE GOING TO
HAVE TO SACK EVERYONE AT PEAR TREE PRODUCTIONS.