THE ONION MYSTERY. THE ONION MURDERS.

EXACTLY HOW MUCH DO YOU TEACHERS EARN?

THEY WERE DOING EVERYONE, ALAN.
EVEN ME. IT WAS QUITE SAVAGE.

OH, I FORGOT TO SAY. I AM SO A CHRISTIAN.

- SO WE'RE FRIENDS?
- BEST FRIENDS.

AYE.

THE VOTES ARE CLOSED AND "THE RINGS"
AND "THE FLIES" HAVE BEEN TROUNCED

HELLO? ER, YES, HE IS.
DID HE GIVE YOU MY NUMBER?

BUT EVEN THEN IT WAS STOLEN,

HERE'S YAZOO.

- THAT'S THE WORK SURFACE I TOLD YOU ABOUT.
- LYNN, YOUR BAILEY'S.

YOU'RE LOOKING A GIFT HORSE IN THE MOUTH.

CHEERS!

JILL. LOVELY JILL.
SHE'S MY FAVOURITE...

YEAH, OK. HELP YOURSELF
TO A HONEYCOMB YORKIE FOR THE GLOVEBOX.

ONE OF THOSE VEY FRAGILE ONES
WITH A SCREW-ON CUP/CAP.

- HELLO, TONY! HOW ARE YOU?
- I'M FINE.

IT SMELLS A BIT LIKE GAS.