ALAN, I'VE TOLD YOU A THOUSAND TIMES,
NO ONE WANTS TO KILL YOU.
NO. WAYNE.
"GET OFF YOUR HORSE AND DRINK YOUR MILK."
ACTUALLY, I'VE GOT SOME GOOD NEWS. I'VE JUST
COME INTO A SUBSTANTIAL AMOUNT OF MONEY.
- THIS IS BOB FRASER.
- I OWN SEXTON'S GARDEN CENTRE.
NO, NOT YOU, THE WOMAN BEHIND.
ALAN, THE BUILDERS ARE WAITING TO SIGN OFF.
- WHO'S HE?
- NIRVANA. BLEW HIS HEAD OFF?
BUT I AM UP AGAINST IT WITH THIS BONDATHON,
SO IF YOU COULD LIMIT YOUR MOURNING...
BECAUSE IMPACT, BANG, LOCK!
WHY DON'T WE TAKE THESE TO YOUR ROOM?
- WHAT HAVE YOU GOT LINED UP?
- IT'S LADIES' NIGHT TONIGHT.
THAT'S A CRANK CALL.
I KNOW WHEN I'M BEING LIED TO.
I'VE BEEN LIED TO A LOT.
SHOULDN'T WORRY ABOUT IT.
YEAH. IT WAS A GOOD NIGHT, WASN'T IT?
IT'S MAY.
OH, SCARY IRISH MAN!
ANYWAY, TIME FOR ME NOW TO HAND OVER TO A MAN
Alan Partridge: Big Beacon
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