YOU AND I BOTH KNOW THAT DEAD AIR IS A CRIME.

DID YOU SEE ALL THAT?

THAT IS 182 BOTTLES OF BODY LOTION.

GOD ALONE KNOWS, ALAN.

AND INEFFICIENT.

"AQUA." WHICH IS FRENCH FOR WATER.

I DON'T RECALL SAYING THAT.

(WOMAN) "I ENJOYED "THE HOBBIT"
MORE THAN "RIVERDANCE"

THEY'RE LIKE BABY BAGS FOR YOUR FEET.

IF YOU WOULD.

SO... HOW HAVE YOU BEEN, ALAN?

I ALSO RANG ALL THE COMPANIES
ON THE PRODUCT LIST YOU GAVE ME.

- GIN AND TONIC?
- YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT, FINE.

WHICH CHRISTIAN TESTIFIES TO ON HIS SECOND TRACK.
"LONELY

I HAVEN'T GOT A GIRLFRIEND ANY MORE.
WHAT SHALL I DO?

DO YOU STILL WANT TO DO THE RADIO SHOW
NOW YOUR BOOKS HAVE BEEN INCINERATED?

- ARE YOU ALL RIGHT FOR BODY LOTION?
- YEAH. I'VE GOT 182 BOTTLES.

YOU MUST BE MY GUEST. WE DISCUSS ISSUES.