(PHONE RINGS)

I WAS DRUNK, YOU KNOW. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING
ASLEEP ON THE SINK, JUST LIKE THIS.

AYE. I CAN HOLD IT UP TO MY MOUTH
LIKE A TANNOY...

IF THIS JOB COMES OFF, AS REGARDS DECISION-MAKING,
WE'LL BE IN A "CAN-DO, GO" SITUATION.

YOU MIGHT WANT TO READ YOUR "DAILY EXPRESS".

NO, I MEAN GENERALLY.
NOT SPECIFICALLY THE TOILET.

- WHAT ABOUT BRAVE PEOPLE?
- SHE CAN MINGLE WITH THEM.

THIS IS LOVELY, THIS.
IT'S SORT OF LIKE AN OLD LADY'S HAIR.

OH, MY GOD! TONY HAYERS IS DEAD.

NO. I'M FINE, THANKS. I'LL JUST CHECK ON MICHAEL.

IDEA FOR FILM EXTRAVAGANZA.

I MANAGED TO NEGOTIATE
A WALNUT GEAR KNOB FOR YOUR SMALLER ROVER.

- MORNING.
- HELLO, ALAN.

- GRAB A SOFA.
- HERE?

EASY TO CONFUSE THE TWO. SOMETIMES PEOPLE
CAN END UP TALKING OUT OF THEIR ARSE, ALAN.

OH, GREAT.

MICHAEL!

L HATE TO DO THIS TO YOU, ALAN,
BUT IT'S ACTUALLY A SONG ABOUT...