A NICE TRAY OF PLUMS THERE.

I RECOMMEND YOU START WITH A COUPLE OF JOKES.

I'VE JUST REMEMBERED MY DAD IS STILL DEAD.
MY DAD'S DEAD.

HE'LL NEVER GET BACK TO WHERE HE WAS,
BUT HE'S COMING BACK.

WE'RE DOWN TO THE FINAL LATHER.

CAN I HAVE IT BACK? THANKS.

# QUITE AS GOOD AS YOU

I ADMIT THAT WAS A MISTAKE.
I SHOULDN'T HAVE SAID "BAP".

I FOUND MYSELF IN A RUSH FOR THE ONE REMAINING SEAT

AND YOU!

"FROM FELIXSTOWE TO SPALDING, ALL THE ISSUES."

- VERY WELL, HOW ARE YOU?
- I'M FINE.

YOUR SALES TECHNIQUE IS AWFUL. AND YOU'RE
LOW ON BODYLINE BRUSHABLE JOINT SEALER.

THAT WAS ONE OF THE BIGGEST
STADIUM BANDS IN THE WORLD -

- WAIT. WILL YOU STAY AND WATCH A BOND FILM?
- I CAN'T. I'VE GOT TOO MUCH TO DO.

ALAN, I JUST WANT YOU TO STAND BY ME
WITH A TOWEL TO HELP ME DRY MYSELF.

JUST TIME FOR A FUNNY STORY BEFORE THE NEWS.
ON LINE FOUR WE HAVE ROY FROM BUNGAY.

AND DON'T TRY TO HOVER UP SO THAT THE ROPE
GOES SLACK. THEY COULD DO THAT, COULDN'T THEY?