SOMETHING TO PITCH TO TONY HAYERS
AT BBC LUNCH, FRIDAY.

ALL RIGHT. WHAT'S HIS BOOK LIKE?
I DON'T KNOW YOUR NAME.

L KNOW A CRACKING OWL SANCTUARY. HOW ABOUT IT?

SEE? SHE'S NOT STOPPING ME.

- YOU'VE GOT IT ON THE VALANCE.
- ON THE WHAT?

MICHAEL! MICHAEL, MR PARTRIDGE
IS STILL A GUEST IN THIS HOTEL.

LOVELY, MAN. I BET YOU NEVER THOUGHT
THAT YOU COULD MAKE TOAST IN A MICROWAVE.

- DOUBLE IT.
- IT'S STILL CHEAP.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN, TIDYING?

SORRY. I SHOULDN'T TOUCH MEMBERS OF STAFF

SORRY. THANK YOU, LOVE. A BIT ODD!

AND YOU'LL BE HANGED BY THE NECK UNTIL DEAD.

I'M KIND OF A HOMO-SCEPTIC.

- WHERE?
- FLORIDA MAINLY... A FORTNIGHT IN FLORIDA.

- URGH!
- DON'T MAKE THE SAME NOISE AS THEM!

WOULD HAVE BEEN BURNT AT THE STAKE.

DO YOU WANT A LIFT TO THE CAB RANK?

HE WAS IN THE ARMY AND I THINK
HE SAW PEOPLE BEING BLOWN UP...