HE'D NEVER GET TO THE PODIUM
WITH THOSE LONG SHOES ON.

ESPECIALLY IF IT HAD ONE OF THOSE CIGARETTE
CARDS IN THE SPOKES, SO IT WENT "FFFFF".

YOU'VE COME ALL THIS WAY,
AND I THINK YOU'RE BEING A BIT NEGATIVE.

SEE THIS, LOOK. SANITARY BAGS.

HAVE YOU NEVER HAD A LAGER AND GIN AND TONIC
AND BAILEYS IRISH CREAM CHASER?

THAT EVERYTHING I'VE SAID
THUS FAR IS COMPLETELY CORRECT?

- DONE.
- GREAT.

INDEED, THE LINES ARE OPEN
IF YOU WANT TO COMMENT

STOP GIGGLING OR I'LL TAKE DOWN YOUR PARTICULARS.

STOP PANICKING.

TE...

A LONDON LOVE TAXI. I HAVE PUT MY HEART
IN BACK OF TAXI AND TOLD DRIVER TO GO TO YOU.

A PARACHUTE COMES OUT WITH A UNION JACK ON IT...

SOUNDS GOOD TO ME.
MICHAEL, DO YOU WANT TO POP THAT IN THE BIN?

OH, WELL, TERRIBLE REALLY.

- IT'S SUE COOK.
- WHAT DOES SHE WANT?

8.20, "DIAMONDS ARE FOREVER". PUT THE ROAST ON
AS SOON AS YOU SEE THE MOON BUGGY.

EUROPE, CONSPIRACY THEORIES, WHAT HAPPENS
IF YOU JUST EAT CRISPS. THINGS LIKE THAT.