DONALD FROM HEMSBY HAS E-MAILED US TO SAY,

OH, SUPER. I'VE BEEN TRYING
TO GET THIS BOX OFF CAROL FOR MONTHS.

I'M BEING LIGHT-HEARTED.
SHOOT YOUR CHUFF THROUGH THAT DOOR.

..THROUGH CHILDHOOD
TO YOUR DRUG ADDICTION AND PROSTITUTION...

HE THOUGHT, "I'M GOING TO WEAR A T-SHIRT
WITH 'CROWDED HOUSE' WRITTEN ON THE FRONT".

- ALAN? THERE'S A CALL FOR YOU.
- WHO IS IT?

SOME OF THE BOXES ARE A BIT FADED

I DON'T FIND THEM ATTRACTIVE. IT'S JUST CONFUSING.

- YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT MY FRIENDS HERE...
- I'VE GOT MORE FRIENDS THAN YOU'VE GOT COWS.

I KEEP LOOSE WERTHER'S ORIGINALS IN THEM.

THE LAST VIDEO WAS CALLED
"CRASH, BANG, WALLOP! WHAT A VIDEO",

IF YOU'RE AT A FAIR, THEY MIGHT
PUT YOUR HEAD IN A CANDY-FLOSS MACHINE.

- PING!
- PARDON?

SEXUAL ER...INTERCOURSE.

- NO.
- GOOD. THIS IS LYNN.

- HERE COMES YOUR EGG IN A BAP.
- GREAT. MMM. YUM-YUM.

YOUR COMMENTS WERE ILL-FOUNDED.
THEY WERE DEEPLY IGNORANT,