QUITE NEARBY, I SAW A COMMUNITY CENTRE
WITH A MURAL ON THE SIDE.
- DID YOU SEE MR BROWN AND HIS FRIENDS OFF?
- YES. I SHOULD GET A BRAVERY AWARD FOR IT!
IT AMAZES ME WHEN PEOPLE SAY THAT
AND IT'S ONLY
JAVA.
I'M DYING TO HEAR YOUR IDEAS
FOR THE FIREPLACE CONFERENCE.
WHAT YOU DO?
- THAT WAS A LOW POINT.
- THESE TAX PEOPLE CAN STAY INDEFINITELY.
NO. THAT'S A RAZOR.
COULD HAVE DONE WITH THAT FOR THE CRACKLING.
HE THOUGHT, "I'M GOING TO WEAR A T-SHIRT
WITH 'CROWDED HOUSE' WRITTEN ON THE FRONT".
- YOU CAN SIT ON ALAN'S FACE. IT'S A JOKE.
- IT'S A FILTHY JOKE! ALAN IS HITTING YOU.
I LIKE SOUTH AFRICA. I HATED THOSE PEOPLE
WHO WOULDN'T TRADE WITH YOU IN THE '80S.
YOU'RE SEXY.
- HI!
- OH, ALAN!
TOILET DOOR BALANCED
ON A BLACK & DECKER WORKMATE EFFECT.
..TO A LOVELY LADY OVER THERE WITH ORANGE HAIR
AND A CIGARETTE IN HER MOUTH.
YOU SHOULD TURN THIS INTO A SANDWICH BOARD
HE HAS A NEW BABY BOY, JOSHUA,
AND HIS DAUGHTER HAS JUST STARTED SCHOOL.
QUITE LITERALLY. I'M ON THE RING ROAD.
THE THIRD TIME ROUND.
Alan Partridge: Big Beacon
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