YOU'D NORMALLY ASSOCIATE
WITH A GOOD-QUALITY STATIC CARAVAN.

GOOD TITLE.

WALLOP!

- THAT'S NOT GOOD ENOUGH. YOU'RE SACKED!
- WHAT?

YOUR HAND IS ABOUT 3O MIL FROM MY GLAND.

THERE WE GO, LYNN. TONY HAYERS.

- I WANT YOU TO LIE FOR ME.
- I CAN'T. IN THE EYES OF GOD...

IT WILL BE DIFFICULT DAY FOR ME IN COFFEE SHOP.
I HAVE TO CUT THE CARROT CAKE.

THERE HAVE BEEN MORE COMPLAINTS FROM FARMERS.

- HAVE YOU MET JANE?
- YEAH. I'VE DONE HER.

I LIKE THE ASTROTURF THEY PLACE ON THE WOOD THERE.

"THEY STARTED BADLY, THEY GOT WORSE.
OOH, YOUR PROGRAMMES, YOUR PROGRAMMES."

DAN!

ALTHOUGH MY COUSIN DID ONCE BUY A PIRATED
TWEENIE FROM A COVERED MARKET IN BRUNDALL

THAT WAS ONE OF THE BIGGEST
STADIUM BANDS IN THE WORLD -

- IN THE WHOLE WORLD?
- PRETTY MUCH, YEAH.

TWELVE INCHES... KEEP IT IN MY ROOM.

- I THINK YOUR PUPILS WILL WANT TO KNOW.
- I'LL BE IN TOUCH.