DO YOU THINK THAT'S ALL RIGHT?
NOT TOO SENTIMENTAL? EXCELLENT.

PEOPLE COULD RELAX.
YOU'VE GOT YOUR PETROL, IT'S FINE.

HE'S STAYING WITH ME.

WE'RE QUESTIONING ONE BLOKE.

THEN HE SAYS, "THAT COOKBOOK
WOULD BE NAE GOOD FOR ME"!

- STILL WATCHING YOU, ALAN.
- I KNOW.

I PREFER DAVID ATTENBOROUGH.
HE'S MORE HONEST. HE INTERVIEWS REAL MICE.

- I NEED TO PICK YOUR BRAINS.
- PICK AWAY.

YEAH. THE IMMERSION HEATER?

ANYONE WHO KNOWS US
MIGHT HAVE THOUGHT IT WAS ME INSIDE THERE.

- AAH!
- GOOD SHOW THIS MORNING?

BOTH BARRELS, BANG! YOU'D HIT THE WALL.

- YOU DO KNOW WHO I AM?
- NO,

LYNN'S A GOOD WORKER,
BUT I SUPPOSE SHE'S A BIT LIKE BURT REYNOLDS.

(FARTING NOISE)

YOU DON'T SOUND IT. I WISH YOU WERE.

# YOU HAD A TEMPER

ALAN'S FUNNY STORIES!