HALF AND HALF.

- IT'S MY WEAKNESS, I'M AFRAID. I'VE GOT A CELLAR.
- SO HAVE I.

CAN I SEE THAT LIST?
I WANT TO GET TO THE BOTTOM OF THIS.

JUST TO CHECK, THAT WASN'T
THE REAL ENDING TO THE STORY, WAS IT?

THAT WAS OAP - OLD ALAN PARTRIDGE.

YOU SHOULD DO HIM A CHEAP KITCHEN.

- WHAT?
- I'M OFFERING YOU A DRINK.

TO MAKE A COMPLETE CAR.

I'M NOT OK.

RIGHT, FINE.

I SUPPOSE YOU ARE WORKING
THE MAJOR MUSCLE GROUPS, LIKE.

THERE'S NO SUCH AMOUNT. PONY'S 150.

- SO THIS IS APACHE COMMUNICATIONS?
- YEAH.

UNBELIEVABLE.

SOMETHING TO PITCH TO TONY HAYERS
AT BBC LUNCH, FRIDAY.

AS I'M SURE YOU ARE, SIR.

"OOH, THIS SMELLS OF," I DON'T KNOW, "BASIL".

NOW, THIS LITTLE BABE CAN COPE WITH ANYTHING,
AND I MEAN ANYTHING!