- ALL DONE.
- IT'S BEEN WELL RECEIVED.

WILL LOVER BOY BE THERE? THE EX-POLICEMAN?

- GET YOURSELF ANOTHER.
- NO CHANCE. BRITISH?

.."I'M ALAN PARTRIDGE".

IN RECESSED LETTERING,
WHICH WOULD ALSO COLLECT CRUMBS.

- ALL RIGHT, ALAN?
- ALL RIGHT...

I THINK I'LL GO TO MY ROOM AND LEAN ON THE SINK.

I DON'T WANT ONE. I WAS JUST MAKING SMALL TALK.

THEY'VE RE-BADGED IT, YOU FOOL!

IT WAS IN THAT AREA.

THAT'S A TERRIBLE THING TO SAY, ALAN.

I'VE GOT A GIRLFRIEND. WE WERE BONKING LIKE MAD
LAST NIGHT IN THE CARAVAN.

(JILL) HANG ON, I'VE GOT AN IDEA. OOOH!

..REVOLVE. OR VICE VERSA, YOU KNOW.

YOU MAKE PIGS SMOKE.

OH, COME ON!

THANK YOU. THEY WERE THERE WHEN I MOVED IN.