THERE YOU GO.
THEY TAUGHT YOU A TRADE. MINOR REPAIRS.

- "DOCTOR NOWWT".
- LOVELY STUFF.

- I THINK YOUR PUPILS WILL WANT TO KNOW.
- I'LL BE IN TOUCH.

YOU'VE GOT TEN MINUTES. GO GIVE IT TO HER.

THANKFULLY, THAT MAN WAS PLASTIC.

CAPTAIN PARTRIDGE, WOULD YOU LOOK AFTER THE FORT
WHILE I GO ON A RESUPPLY MISSION?

THERE'S DAN. DAN!

AND I MIGHT PUT IT ON A JAR OF PASTA.

YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED NAKED FLAMES ON THE FORECOURT.

AND THEY'LL PROBABLY LOOK BLANKLY AT YOU... HELLO?

- DON'T GIVE YOURSELF A HEART ATTACK.
- IT'S CARDIOVASCULAR EXERCISE.

AND IF YOU WERE,
YOU'D BE A LOVELY JERSEY, RIPE FOR MILKING.

AIDAN IS FROM SELBRIDGE, WHICH IS
NEAR DUBLIN, AND I'M FROM WEST CORK.

HELLO. PARTRIDGE.

BY RANDY MCNAB!

- I'D HAVE AN APACHE ATTACK HELICOPTER.
- OH, GREAT.

ANYWHERE DOWN THE CENTRAL LINE,
ALL THE MAJOR ORGANS ARE KEPT.

(ORGAN MUSIC.. "KNOWING ME KNOWING YOU" BY ABBA)