I DON'T SEE WHAT THIS IS GOING TO GAIN YOU.

- I'M TYING TO LIGHTEN THE MOOD.
- YOU DON'T NEED TO, ALAN. I AM NOT DOWN.

A LOT OF THEM DON'T, AND IT'S FANS
LIKE US THAT MAKE YOU WHAT YOU ARE.

DON'T WORRY. TRAPPED HER FINGER
IN A DOOR ONCE, SHE SWORE LIKE A DOCKER.

THERE IS A SERIOUS REASON WHY I'M WEARING THIS.

YOU SEND IT FOR AN MOT
AND THEY FIND SOME CHAP'S RIBS IN THE OIL SUMP.

I'VE GOT TO SAY IT, I LOVE THE SCRIPT. IT'S SUPERB.

SOPHIE...

# IT STARTED WITH A KISS #

HAVE YOU HEARD ABOUT DAMON HILL...
OW! LYNN! BE CAREFUL WITH IT.

- URRRGH!
- AAGH!

YOU'VE MISSED A BIT.

I SUPPOSE WHAT YOU'RE TYING TO SAY IS, YOU
DON'T WANT ANOTHER CHRIS EVANS ON YOUR HANDS.

WHOA! BACK OFF, SECONDS OUT
ROUND ONE, DING-DING!

IT'S JUST CRUEL, ISN'T IT?

BUT WHAT IF HE HADN'T BEEN PLASTIC?

MY HEAD WAS IN CONTACT WITH THE HEADREST.

CRABSTICKS DO NOT ACTUALLY CONTAIN ANY CRAB,