OH, GOD! UM...
WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?
NO.
(PHONE)
YEAH, YEAH.
SO WE MOVED OURSELVES INTO THE MARQUEE,
WHICH WAS LEAKING LIKE A SIEVE...
RIGHT. GO. JUST DRIVE AWAY. DRIVE AWAY NORMALLY.
LOOK IN THE BACK OF A SPOON
YOU'RE NOT PUSHING THEM HARD ENOUGH.
PRETEND I'M A CUSTOMER.
AND I SAID, "SO DO YOU, TO A NEW FACE!"
THE OTHER ONE BURNT DOWN.
THEY'RE QUITE NICE, I SUPPOSE, YEAH.
AS THE WHOLE OF NORFOLK SLEEPS,
SOMETHING TRULY EVIL STIRS.
"OH, I'D LIKE TO KISS HER".
OOOH, SEX!
- HE LIKES AMERICAN STUFF.
- OH.
SO ALL THIS IS OUT OF BOUNDS FOR THE WEEKEND.
BADLY TARMACKED DRIVES IN THIS COUNTY,
Alan Partridge: Big Beacon
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