AYE. I'D ADOPT A GREYHOUND.
THE LAST ONE I HAD WAS RIGHT CLEVER.

FOR
AND A FREE TORCH -

HAD A DISCUSSION ABOUT REINCARNATION
WITH A CHAP

AND NOW IT'S TIME FOR ALAN'S LOVE BUD.

I'M OFF. I LEAVE YOU
IN THE CAPABLE HANDS OF DAVE CLIFTON,

OH, GOD.

FUCK OFF!

IT'S FUNNIER THAN RAIN.

IT WAS AT THE HEIGHT OF HIS "BLUE PETER" FAME!

IT'S LIKE "THE X-FILES", BUT A PLEASANT ONE.

# NOBODY DOES IT... # BIT OF NIPPLE.

COLONEL MUSTARD IN THE EN-SUITE BATHROOM
WITH THE LEAD PIPE. BATTERED.

(LIFT BELL)

THAT MAY VERY, VERY WELL BE
BECAUSE I'M ON MORPHINE.

IT'S FAIRLY WELL CONCEALED IN CASUAL CLOTHING,
BUT YOU DON'T WANT TO SEE ME IN MY UNDERPANTS.

PLEASE GIVE A BIG HA... APPLAUD!
APPLAUD LIKE MAD FOR SUSAN CRESSWELL.

THEY'RE WORN BY SADDAM HUSSEIN,

IT'S TWO MINUTES TO ONE
SO WE'LL GO TO DAVE CLIFTON.