8.20, "DIAMONDS ARE FOREVER". PUT THE ROAST ON
AS SOON AS YOU SEE THE MOON BUGGY.

YES.

THE ALIEN JUDGE IS SHOOTING THE TAXMAN
AND THE TAXMAN'S HEAD IS COME OFF.

- ALAN? THERE'S A CALL FOR YOU.
- WHO IS IT?

- WHAT PART OF BIRMINGHAM ARE YOU FROM?
- I'M FROM SOUTH AFRICA.

THE STRING BACK JUST GIVES YOU
A BIT OF EXTRA PURCHASE.

I HAD CRACKLING ON SUNDAY.
IT HAD HAIRS ON IT, BUT I DIDN'T MIND.

- SHE'S A GOOD COOK.
- SHE DOES A FANTASTIC ENGLISH BREAKFAST.

WITH THE APOLLO 11 SPACE MISSION.

WALLOP!

- YES. HOW'S THE BOOK DOING?
- WONDERFULLY WELL.

IT'S BETTER THAN HAVING FICTIONAL LISTENERS.

WORD PORRIDGE!

HE'S IN BANGKOK, AND THE PROSTITUTES ARE SAYING
HOW MUCH, AND HE'S GOING, "I'M NOT PAYING THAT".

I MEAN THINGS LIKE TABASCO SAUCE AND SOY.

SPECTACLES, DRIVING GLOVES, PHONE, WALLET, KEYS.

IT'S ALAN. HOW ARE YOU?

THAT IS SUPERB.
OH, THERE YOU GO, IT'S ALL HAPPENING.