FINE.

PROGRAMMES ABOUT STORMS? GET A LIFE.

WHY ARE YOU ALL STARING? I'M NOT HAVING A GO.

- THERE WE GO.
- THANKS VERY MUCH.

IT'S NOT A PREREQUISITE
FOR BEING ON THE PROGRAMME.

HE TURNS ROUND AND DOES A BACKWARD SOMERSAULT
AND LANDS ON HIS FEET.

- HELLO.
- I'M NOT VERY HAPPY,

JILL, WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT
THE PEDESTRIANISATION OF NORWICH CITY CENTRE?

MR PARTRIDGE? WE'RE FROM THE INLAND REVENUE.

SOME FUNNY, SOME TRAGIC.

TEETH OF GOLD AS WELL!

I'LL TELL YOU WHAT - YOU FARMERS,
YOU DON'T LIKE OUTSIDERS, DO YOU?

- HELLO, ALAN.
- HELLO.

THEIR WORTH IS WORTH...

(GEORDIE ACCENT) VANDALS, MR PARTRIDGE?
MAKES YOU WONDER WHAT IT'S ALL ABOOT.

LET ME REMIND YOU.

I'M OK. YOUR AIR BAG WENT OFF. WHY DIDN'T MINE?

THEN I'D TYPE INTO THE ATTACK COMPUTER,
"MR CRAGG, CHEMISTRY TEACHER."