I GOT IT BACK AS A CHRISTMAS PRESENT
FROM MY BROTHER-IN-LAW, MINUS THE POWER PACK,

(STEVE) CUT! OK, STICK HIM IN THE AMBULANCE.

"WHILE OVERTAKING NATIONAL EXPRESS COACHES
CAN BECOME A LONG, DRAWN-OUT AFFAIR."

..AND THEN TO YOUR RECOVERY, IN A VERY UPBEAT WAY.

DONALD FROM HEMSBY HAS E-MAILED US TO SAY,

WHERE'S LYNN? SHE'S NEVER LATE.

THANK YOU.

- WILL YOU TAKE 324?
- YEAH.

- MORNING, ALAN,
- GOOD MORNING.

KING ROAD.

YOU MEAN THEM TRANSEXUALS? I'VE SEEN THEM
BUT THEY'RE DISGUSTING. I KEPT AWAY FROM THEM.

SO HOW'S IT HANGING? YES, I DRESS ON THE LEFT TOO!

- DO YOU WANT ME TO COME, ALAN?
- NO, THANKS, LYNN.

YES, YOU CAN. IN FACT, I'VE MADE NOTES.

# AND I WANT TO PLAY THE GAME WITH YOU

- NO. IT JUST SAYS "MICHAEL".
- AYE, IT DOES.

DOWN THE SINK.

MAKE IT AN HOUR. I WANT TO HAVE
A SHOWER BEFORE AND, IDEALLY, AFTERWARDS.