JUST TIME FOR A FUNNY STORY BEFORE THE NEWS.
ON LINE FOUR WE HAVE ROY FROM BUNGAY.

I'VE GOT NOTHING TO HIDE. SEARCH ME! SEARCH ME!

I'M A ZOMBIE. I DON'T KNOW.

I'D BASICALLY LIKE TO UNDERSTAND
MAN'S INHUMANITY TO MAN,

HEARD YOU LAYING INTO THE CRIMINALS AGAIN.

YOU KNOW THAT THING ABOUT NORFOLK BEING
LIKE A BREAST? CERI SAID THE A47 IS THE AREOLA!

I KNEW IT WAS YOU. I KEYED IT IN
WHEN I DROVE HOME. NEARLY HIT A BADGER.

- HELLO, JOHN.
- AL. WE'VE CONCRETED THE FLOOR.

IF I HAVE TO PUT BACK MY ROGER WITH SONJA AGAIN,
I'LL BE FIT TO BURST.

I HAD A LATE NIGHT. WE WENT FOR A CURRY
AND AS WE LEFT, THE HEAVENS OPENED

COULD YOU COME OUT?
GUESTS ARE NOT ALLOWED BEHIND RECEPTION.

- HELLO?
- IT'S A THING PEOPLE SAY!

NO. IT WAS TERRY. I GAVE HIM THE TAPE.

- HELLO,
- FUNNY STORY?

THE OTHER DAY HIS JEANS WERE SO FAR OFF
HIS BACKSIDE, YOU COULD SEE HIS ANUS.

WILL THAT SHOW UP ON MY BILL?

I'M ONE OF THE ANTI-CANCER SET.
WE'RE A DYING BREED.

THINGS HAVE TO BE COMPARTMENTALISED, ALAN.
FOR EXAMPLE, IN THIS DRAWER YOU...