IT DOES LOOK TO ME LIKE TORCHES
ATTACHED TO A BICYCLE WHEEL...

I'M POSSIBLY UP FOR PRESENTING A "HAMILTON'S
WATER BREAK" VIDEO. ON THE NORFOLK BROADS.

NO.

OH, LOOK AT YOU, ALAN. YOU SHOULD BE IN HOSPITAL.

THAT'S A MILLION POUNDS!

- NO!
- NO, OF COURSE NOT.

I'VE SAT ON THE BASTARD. WOULD YOU BELIEVE IT?

LET'S WATCH "THE SPY WHO LOVED ME"!

..AND THEN TO YOUR RECOVERY, IN A VERY UPBEAT WAY.

- SHE SAYS SHE CAN HEAR YOUR VOICE.
- CALL HER A FAT COW, THEN HANG UP.

- IT'S MY WEAKNESS, I'M AFRAID. I'VE GOT A CELLAR.
- SO HAVE I.

WHY DON'T YOU COME AND PLAY?

IT WAS MY UNDERSTANDING IN THE LIFT
THAT NO MONEY WOULD CHANGE HANDS.

IS SOMETHING THE MATTER?

THEN I FOUGHT SOME ZOMBIES WITH A BOY IN CARE.
WIPED THE FLOOR WITH HIM.

"OH, I'D LIKE TO KISS HER".

- YOU'RE KEEN ON THE BIBLE?
- I LIVE BY IT.

SHE WAS A BIG WOMAN. I'M TEMPTED TO SAY
SHE WAS BIG-HEARTED, BUT THAT WOULD BE BULLSHIT.