- I SAY THAT LEXUS IS LIKE THE...
- (BOTH) JAPANESE MERCEDES.
- I'VE GOT TO HEAR THIS.
- ONE OF THOSE WELSH ONES.
- SHOW LYNN.
- OH, YEAH.
NO. YOU'VE HAD ENOUGH.
IT WOULD MAKE ME LOOK IMPORTANT
I ALSO DONE THIS COURSE AT THE ARMY
SCHOOL OF COMMANDO TRAINING.
(BUZZER)
- ALAN?
- THAT WAS QUICK.
# KNOWS WHEN HE'S KISSED HER
WAS HE BORN IN A WHEELCHAIR?
NOT SURE WHAT I MEANT BY THAT.
REMEMBER THE BREATHING TECHNIQUES
FROM TAPE ONE. PLEASE RELAX,
IT'S 11.3O. TIME FOR MY "DEEP BATH".
I WAS AT A FRIEND'S HOUSE.
OH, RIGHT. YOU BOTH SOUND EXHAUSTED.
HAVE YOU BEEN RUNNING?
HE THINKS, "I'VE PAID ME MONEY, I'M GOING TO
HAVE SUMMAT". SO HE FLIPS HIM OVER, AND HE F...F...
ME?
- YOU'RE NOT GOING TO LET IT GO?
- NO.
- WHAT PART OF BIRMINGHAM ARE YOU FROM?
- I'M FROM SOUTH AFRICA.
- SHE IS THE GRACE KELLY OF NORFOLK.
- HER HOUSE IS MASSIVE.
Alan Partridge: Big Beacon
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