YOU. HAVE YOU EVER CONSIDERED SUICIDE?

NO... I'M VEY HOT.

..YOU HAVE, UM, THINGS.

WHICH I CAN UNDERSTAND.

OH, MY GOD! TONY HAYERS IS DEAD.

I FOUND MYSELF IN A RUSH FOR THE ONE REMAINING SEAT

THE OTHER DAY HIS JEANS WERE SO FAR OFF
HIS BACKSIDE, YOU COULD SEE HIS ANUS.

AND THAT MADE ME LAUGH.

L HATE TO DO THIS TO YOU, ALAN,
BUT IT'S ACTUALLY A SONG ABOUT...

EIGHT AND A HALF THOUSAND?

(THEY HONK)

FUCK OFF!

THEN SONJA AND I TOOK OUR TOPS OFF AND
HAD A CUDDLE, FOLLOWED BY MINCE AND ONIONS.

WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO CALL THE HOUSE?

FOUR YEARS LATER, SHE IS CREDIT CONTROLLER
AT CROMWELL CERTIFICATED BAILIFFS.

THERE IS TO BE NO SECOND SERIES, AND I'VE
LISTENED TO YOUR IDEAS, I'VE LISTENED TO THEM ALL,

- WHAT'S HE DOING HERE?
- YOU SAID INVITE A GUEST.

WE INTERSPERSE IT WITH THEIR FAVOURITE POP SONGS,
MAKE IT LIGHT-HEARTED, GIVE THEM A PLATFORM.