- ALAN?
- ONE YANK, GONE!

BUT YOU MAY BE VERY DIZZY.

- JUST LET OFF IN A TAX INSPECTRESS'S FACE.
- LET OFF?

- ALL RIGHT, LADS?
- ALL RIGHT, ALAN.

OH, SMART.

..EARTH. IT'S 4.39 A.M.

WELL, WE THOUGHT IT LOOKED LIKE "BODY".

I'M ALAN PARTRIDGE.
L HOST "NORFOLK NIGHTS" ON RADIO NORWICH

THE BOX SAYS, "NOT SUITABLE FOR CHILDREN."
I WOULDN'T TAKE ANY NOTICE OF THAT.

THE NAME FOR THAT IS ACTUALLY A GILET.

- HI. I'M ALAN PARTRIDGE.
- PIET.

- OPTIONAL.
- AS YOU WISH, CERTAINLY.

THEY LIVE IN THE TOWER OF LONDON
AND THEY ARE RESTAURANTS.

HOW WAS YOUR DAY, ALAN?

YOU COULD HAVE BEEN THROWING UP
ALL NIGHT FOR ALL I KNOW,

DO YOU REMEMBER CATCHING ME
IN THAT DARKROOM SNOGGING THAT LAB ASSISTANT?

- AND DOING A BIT OF TIDYING.
- TIDYING?

EUROPE, CONSPIRACY THEORIES, WHAT HAPPENS
IF YOU JUST EAT CRISPS. THINGS LIKE THAT.