(LYNN) OH, IT'S SMELLY.
(ALAN) IT'S GOT WALNUTS IN.

YES! THEN I WENT TO CARAVAN
AND CHUCKED OUT THE TAX WOMAN.

(KISS)

- WHO ARE ALL THESE CARS?
- THEY'RE BONO'S.

SO GIVE ME A CALL - PLEASE!

I CAN'T EMPHASIS THAT ENOUGH

LOOK AT ME.

AAH. STILL THINKING ABOUT THE LITTLE HELICOPTERS.

GET SOME WINDSCREEN WASHER FLUID.

- HAVE I GOT A SECOND SERIES?
- THERE'S SO MANY OPPORTUNITIES FOR A MAN...

- THANKS.
- I'VE READ YOUR BOOK.

(DISCO MUSIC PLAYS)

WHAT'S THE ONE WITH THE VOLCANO THAT OPENS UP
AND THERE'S ALL CHINKIES JUMPING DOWN?

I'M SORRY. THAT WASN'T DELIBERATE,
L PROMISE YOU. IT'S NOT A CRY FOR HELP.

LOADS OF WOMEN TALKING BLABBERING CRAP?

WOULD YOU SAY, BEARING IN MIND THAT HE'S
DEPRESSED AND HAS GOT RESPIRATORY PROBLEMS,

BEN, SOPHIE, I WANT YOU IN RECEPTION.

HELLO, AND WELCOME TO "THE LEARNING ZONE",
THURSDAY NIGHT INTO FRIDAY MORNING ON BBC2,