- GOOD MORNING, ALAN. HOW ARE YOU TODAY?
- CLASSIC QUEEN!

- HOW'S ADAM CLAYTON?
- ADAM CLAYTON IS FINE.

PETER? HE'S JUST REVAMPED
NEWS AND CURRENT AFFAIRS.

- WHAT A FUNNY STORY.
- ALAN'S FUNNY STORIES!

LYNN, CALL BILL ODDIE AND..

SO THAT'S ALL FROM ME.
THANK YOU VERY MUCH. GOODBYE.

NORTH WALES. OFF THE M56.

THAT WAS OAP - OLD ALAN PARTRIDGE.

I WONDER IF HE'S UP THERE NOW, LOOKING DOWN ON US.

- I THOUGHT IT WAS BEST.
- SHE'LL TURN UP ONE WAY OR THE OTHER.

A LORRY FULL OF LIVESTOCK HAS JACKKNIFED,
SHEDDING ITS LOAD OVER BOTH LANES.

(SOME GROANS)

YOU DON'T REMEMBER WHERE IS BONO'S HOUSE?

STOP LAUGHING, LYNN. YOU'RE LAUGHING AT WEATHER!

IT MUST BE ODD BEING
SURROUNDED BY PHOTOS OF YOURSELF.

DO YOU STILL WANT TO DO THE RADIO SHOW
NOW YOUR BOOKS HAVE BEEN INCINERATED?

YEAH.

MASSIVE, IT IS.