LOOK AT THAT. NOT EVEN LISTENING.
OFF TO LONDON, NO DOUBT.

YOU'RE QUITE SUCCESSFUL.
YOU GOT A SECOND SERIES.

- YOU WANT EAT?
- WHAT HAVE WE GOT?

INDEED, DISUSED COTTON MILK
AND LEGALISED HARD-CORE PORNOGRAPHY

ANOTHER ONE OF THOSE SAME TIME TOMORROW.

- HELLO,
- WHAT YA DOING? WHO'S WITH YA?

IDEA FOR A PROGRAMME
ENTITLED "YACHTING MISHAPS" -

- THAT WAS ME.
- I KNOW IT WAS.

I'M STILL AT THE OLD SCHOOL
BUT I'M THE HEADMASTER NOW.

- YOUR ROOM?
- MY ROOM. IN MY HOUSE.

COULD YOU COME OUT?
GUESTS ARE NOT ALLOWED BEHIND RECEPTION.

- AN OWL HOOTS...
- DANNY FRANCETTI'S JAZZ BOX..

PARTRIDGE. YOU'RE THROUGH TO THE STATIC HOME.

HE KEEPS SAYING THAT.

- YOU CAN SIT ON ALAN'S FACE. IT'S A JOKE.
- IT'S A FILTHY JOKE! ALAN IS HITTING YOU.

IT'S A SURPRISE.

WELL, AS I SAY, IT'S VEY CONFUSING.

GO FOR DRINK WITH HEAD OF PROGRAMMES.