LYNN, THE ANNIVERSARY OF A DEAD MUM
IS ALWAYS A TOUGH ONE.

- COME ROUND THE BACK.
- ROUND THE BACK?

THEY WILL WITHSTAND,
AT BEST, ONE AGGRESSIVE BODY SCRUB.

I SAY TELESCOPIC DAMPERS. I MEAN RIGID STAYS.

DOWN THE SINK.

NO? ER, RIGHT. TEA?

FANTASTIC. THAT IS THE ICING ON THE CAKE!

AND A RECEIPT FOR A PAIR OF SHOES
FROM DOLCIS IN DUNDEE.

YEAH...

SHEATHS, PROPHYLACTICS,
YOU KNOW, RUBBER JOHNNIES.

- I SAY THAT LEXUS IS LIKE THE...
- (BOTH) JAPANESE MERCEDES.

YOU AND I BOTH KNOW THAT DEAD AIR IS A CRIME.

..I THINK I'D STILL BE TROUBLED.

IF THAT'S HOW YOU FEEL.

I MIGHT AS WELL SAY THIS NOW,
SUE COOK HAS PULLED OUT.

YOU'VE UPSET HALF THE LOCAL FARMERS,
YOU SEEM TO ALIENATE EVERYBODY,

THE PRIZE MONEY HAS SOARED
TO AN INCREDIBLE

LIKE SAYING TANNOY
WHEN YOU MEAN PUBLIC ADDRESS SYSTEM.