WOULDN'T WANT TO, THOUGH.
NOT UNLESS IT HAD BEEN STUNNED.

OH, IT'S A DEAD END.

I'M OK. YOUR AIR BAG WENT OFF. WHY DIDN'T MINE?

YOU MEAN THEM TRANSEXUALS? I'VE SEEN THEM
BUT THEY'RE DISGUSTING. I KEPT AWAY FROM THEM.

ALAN PARTRIDGE TIE AND BLAZER BADGE
AND WAGON WHEELS. EXCELLENT.

3.35, "THUNDERBALL". DUMP. QUESTION MARK.

THERE WILL BE NO TELEPHONE CLUEDO TODAY

LOOK. IF YOU EVER FIND YOURSELF
IN A SITUATION WITH A CONCEALED WEAPON...

GET OFF!

ON THE PHONE GOING,
"A WHOLE SUBMARINE? YOU'RE JOKING?

SORRY.

SOMETIMES YOU WANT TO SAY, "SOD ALL THIS WINE,
JUST GIVE ME A PINT OF MINERAL WATER".

TAKE THE FAG OUT OF YOUR MOUTH.
I CAN'T TELL WHAT YOU'RE SAYING.

- COME ON. 15 MINUTES.
- ALL RIGHT.

HA-HA. YOU DAFT RACIST!

# OUT ON A WINDING WINDY MOOR

THIS'LL MAKE YOU LAUGH. YOU SAY TOO MUCH MUSTARD
GETS UP YOUR NOSE? NONSENSE.

- HER NECK? HER EYES? HER EYELASHES?
- NO. IT'S HER FEET. LOVELY DAINTY FEET.