THIS IS RADIO NORWICH,

HI, I'M ALAN PARTRIDGE AND I DRIVE A CAR,
BUT NOT LIKE THIS.

RIGHT. BOTTOM LINE, CHRIS.

THAT'S RIGHT, YOU LINK MY ARM.
WE'LL TRY AND LEAVE WITH SOME DIGNITY.

- IS SHE NEW?
- YES, SHE IS.

YES. A DOSSER AND A DWAD.

HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT THAT?

- HELLO, ALAN.
- LYNN, HAND ME AN APPLE PIE.

- BY ALL MEANS.
- WHERE IS IT?

- THIS DOESN'T FEEL LIKE A TREAT.
- THAT WAY.

"WITH A MERE NINETY-BREAK HORSEPOWER AVAILABLE,

- HERE COMES SONJA.
- THE DINNER LADY.

- YOU FELL SPECTACULARLY...
- ALL RIGHT.

THANK YOU, ALAN.

YES. HE CLAIMS TO HAVE MADE
THE STATUE OF LIBERTY DISAPPEAR,

I'M SHIT-CHATTING. SORRY, CHIT-SHATTING.

I TELL YOU, YOU'VE NOT WITNESSED PURE EVIL

RUNNING ALONG WITH MY BREASTS WITH TASSELS.
YOU CAN'T MAKE THEM GO THAT WAY.