FAT ARMS, BEARDS
AND THAT'S JUST THE MEN...WOMEN.
DAN HAS ASKED ME TO PRESENT A PRIZE
AT THE NORFOLK BRAVERY AWARDS TONIGHT.
THEN THE MAN WHO USED TO BE
IN "THE ONEDIN LINE" SAYS, "WHAT'S GOING ON?"
OH, RIGHT...
I'M ALL RIGHT WITH THE SCRUMPY!
NO. WE WERE STUCK IN THE FOYER...
IT'S LIKE "THE X-FILES", BUT A PLEASANT ONE.
OR A CHEQUE FOR
PUT IT ON AN HOUR BEFORE,
BOB'S YOUR UNCLE, YOU'VE GOT A DEEP BATH.
MY POINT IS THAT I'VE BEEN LOOKING
FOR THE POSITIVES IN YOUR BOOK,
IT'S FUNNIER THAN RAIN.
YEAH, THAT'S IT, GOODBYE,
THEY'RE TRAINED AND VERY RIGHT-WING.
BUT IF YOU DO, YOU CAN KEEP
THE COMPANY WITH A SKELETON STAFF...
- YOU'VE GOT IT ON THE VALANCE.
- ON THE WHAT?
AND THIS IS BLUE OYSTER CULT
FROM THE ALBUM "AGENTS OF FORTUNE".
HELLO. IS THAT CURRY'S?
WE'RE HAVING A HOEDOWN.
Alan Partridge: Big Beacon
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