HI. CAN I HAVE AN IRISH COFFEE
DELIVERED TO THE ROOM, PLEASE?

I'VE GOT A GIRLFRIEND. WE WERE BONKING LIKE MAD
LAST NIGHT IN THE CARAVAN.

(BLOWS RASPBERRY)

DON'T YOU MEAN THE WORST OF BOTH WORLDS?

UNLESS I'M REPRIMANDING THEM,

THE TIME IS TEN PAST FIVE.

(PHONE RINGS)

MAKE IT AN HOUR. I WANT TO HAVE
A SHOWER BEFORE AND, IDEALLY, AFTERWARDS.

# BAD DREAMS IN THE NIGHT

EXCELLENT.

AND GOOD MORNING TO YOU, MR ALAN PARTRIDGE, SIR.

- WE HAVEN'T GOT TIME FOR THAT, AL.
- WE'LL GO STRAIGHT TO THE TIMBER YARD.

IT'S TIME FOR US TO HAND OVER TO ALAN PARTRIDGE,
ARE YOU READY, ALAN?

- I'LL BE OFF, THEN.
- ONE MORE THING. HA!

IF I HAVE TO PUT BACK MY ROGER WITH SONJA AGAIN,
I'LL BE FIT TO BURST.

YOU MUST BE MY GUEST. WE DISCUSS ISSUES.

- WHOSE IS THAT CARAVAN?
- THE BUILDERS LIVE IN THERE.

"
THAT SOUNDS DISCONCERTINGLY VAGUE.