EXTRAORDINARY.

WELL, YOU KNOW, "WHEN DE BOOT COOMS IN".

HA! YOU BASTARD!

I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU CALL
YOUR SORDID LITTLE GRIEF HOLE.

LIKE TO STICK TO YOUR OWN?

- I'VE GOT TO HEAR THIS.
- ONE OF THOSE WELSH ONES.

THIS IS THE SAME RUBBISH AS THE OTHER DAY
WHEN YOU TALKED ABOUT PUTTING A SPINE IN A BAP.

"KOJAK"!

PEOPLE BOUNCE BACK.
DENNIS HOPPER, ROIF HARRIS... THERE ARE OTHERS.

USE A SAUSAGE AS A BREAKWATER.

THEY DIDN'T BAT AN EYELID.
I'LL JUST TELL THEM IT'S ME.

OF HAVING TO SPEND THREE DAYS WITH HIMSELF -

- WHERE DO YOU WANT THESE SOCKETS?
- TWO THERE, TWO THERE, ONE IN THE MIDDLE.

OH, GREAT. NIGEL REES' BOOK OF HUMOROUS GRAFFITI.

I'VE OFTEN WONDERED, RIGHT,

HE'S GOT FINGERS LIKE SCHWARZENEGGER'S ARMS.

SOMETHING TO PITCH TO TONY HAYERS
AT BBC LUNCH, FRIDAY.

..TO A LOVELY LADY OVER THERE WITH ORANGE HAIR
AND A CIGARETTE IN HER MOUTH.