WITH THAT MAKE-UP, THEY'RE NEITHER ONE THING
NOR THE OTHER. ARE THEY ALLOWED ON BUSES?

# NOW HE TAKES HIS BRUSH AND HE WAITS
OUTSIDE THEM FACTORY GATES

IT WAS AGONY.

THERE GOES KAREN COLMAN.

TWO GRAND, THAT COST.

OH, NO!

(STEVE) IT'S A DEAD COW.
WHERE THE BLEEDING HELL DID THAT COME FROM?

(LAUGHS)

(GEORDIE ACCENT)
AYE-AYE, MR PARTRIDGE, MORNING.

- I'M NOT THE VIETNAM. I'M TAKING THIS OFF.
- NO. LEAVE IT.

YES. WE CAN CLEAR UP
WHILE WE LISTEN TO "BLACK BEAUTY".

BECAUSE OF A THREAT OF A COURT INJUNCTION
FROM THE MAKERS OF CLUEDO. IT'S 6.58 A.M.

SO MAKE THE MOST OF HER STUNNING FENS
BEFORE THE FLOODS COME,

SHE'S INSURED. SHE'S A NAMED DRIVER. LET'S GO!

- ALAN, DO YOU WANT AN EGG IN A BAP?
- YES, PLEASE.

WOULD YOU LIKE ME TO LAP DANCE FOR YOU?

I'M YOUR BIGGEST FAN. I'M COMING THIS AFTERNOON.

A FEW WEEKS AGO, I WAS DOING
A CORPORATE FOR ALLIED DUNBAR,