IT'S 1 A.M. CALLING ALL PIGEONS.
THERE'S A CAT AMONGST YOU.

SOD 'EM!

NO, SERIOUSLY. IT WAS TEXTBOOK.

- OK. ALAN, I LOVE YOU.
- THANKS A LOT.

IT'S BASICALLY SEX MUSIC.

I WAS DRUNK, YOU KNOW. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING
ASLEEP ON THE SINK, JUST LIKE THIS.

NO. WE'LL USE THE BEACH TOWEL.

SO, THIS DAN THE KITCHEN MAN...
YOU THINK HE WILL BE FRIEND?

AAH. DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT.
I'LL POP THAT WITH THE OTHERS.

LYNN, BIGAMISTS HAVE SEVERAL IDENTITIES.

SORRY I'M LATE.
HAD TO HAVE A SHOWER. GOT A BIT CLAMMY.

- I LOVE YOUR "DEEP BATH".
- DAN'S TOLD ME ALL ABOUT YOU.

LYNN, LYNN, YOU SPEAK TO HER.

I'D LOVE TO MAKE
A GENUINELY POPULAR WINE PROGRAMME.

- IT WAS A BELTER! DID YOU HEAR IT?
- NO.

I'VE GOT A CHOCOLATE MARBLE ARCH.

YOU'VE GOT TO USE YOUR IMAGINATION, ALAN.
THERE'S A LOT OF LADIES IN HERE TONIGHT.

WE COULD CALL IT
"AROUND THE WORLD WITH ALAN PARTRIDGE