- WHY ARE YOU WEARING THAT SNAZZY CARDIGAN?
- I JUST THREW IT ON.

I'M REALLY SCARED.

YOU MUST HAVE GOT UP TO A FEW PRANKS.

- DREADFUL BUSINESS.
- OH, AWFUL. AWFUL BUSINESS.

NO. WE WERE STUCK IN THE FOYER...

CHESTER.

EXCUSE ME? MUSTARD. I MEAN, KAREN.
THIS LADY WOULD LOVE TO MEET YOU.

COLONEL MUSTARD IN THE EN-SUITE BATHROOM
WITH THE LEAD PIPE. BATTERED.

- DO YOU WANT TO PUT SOMETHING ON?
- YES.

# IT STARTED WITH A KISS #

ALL THIS WINE NONSENSE!

BECAUSE IT HELPS ME
KEEP THE WOLF FROM THE DOOR, SO TO SPEAK.

- NICE TO MEET YOU, COLIN.
- COLIN?

GOOD TITLE.

IT'S A TRAVEL TAVERN.

FROM FAT, CHUBBY LADIES OF THE RENAISSANCE,
TO HARD-FACED CROMWELLIAN SOURPUSSES,

THE OTHER DAY HIS JEANS WERE SO FAR OFF
HIS BACKSIDE, YOU COULD SEE HIS ANUS.

AFTER BUYING THE RIGHTS TO K-9,
THE ROBOT DOG FROM "DR WHO".