"THEY STARTED BADLY, THEY GOT WORSE.
OOH, YOUR PROGRAMMES, YOUR PROGRAMMES."

THE NESBITT SISTERS THERE.
TONIGHT, WE'RE TALKING ABOUT DEATH.

- UNLESS THERE'S ANYTHING ELSE YOU FANCY.
- EEEER!

I'M TALKING ABOUT THE MENO...MENOPAU...
OOH, JILL, YOU KNOW YOUR ONIONS!

OK GO ON, THEN,

I'M OK. YOUR AIR BAG WENT OFF. WHY DIDN'T MINE?

OH, NO.

WHERE THE HAND WAS PACKED IN SOLEROS,
MAGNUMS, MINI MILKS AND A FEAST.

I MEAN ME, NOT THE HELICOPTER -
THOUGH SOME SICKO WOULD PROBABLY BUY THAT!

- DO YOU WANT SOME SUGAR PUFFS?
- THAT'LL BE NICE.

- COME ON. 15 MINUTES.
- ALL RIGHT.

- LITTLEWOODS ARE VERY QUICK.
- THEY ARE, YES.

THAT'S NOT HIS CUP OF TEA.
THAT'S THE OTHER ONE, GOD REST HIS SOUL.

YOU'D MAKE A VEY GOOD JUDAS.

- YOU DON'T WANT TO WASH THE DISHES?
- LET'S MAKE LOVE RIGHT HERE, RIGHT NOW.

I'VE CALMED DOWN NOW.

WHERE'S THE OTHER FELLOW GONE?

- A LOT OF THEM'S FROM BROKEN HOMES.
- I'M SORRY, THAT WAS JUST A NOISE.