NOT IN THAT DRAWER.

IT WAS RUDDY SUPERB.

EVEN THOUGH, FROM THE PROMOTIONAL VIDEO,
I CAN SEE I WOULD HAVE A RUDDY GOOD TIME.

SHALL I PUT "BLACK BEAUTY" ON AGAIN?

TO PUT IN LATER.

LET'S GO.

I WAS GOING TO GIVE OUT SOME AWARDS,
BUT THAT'S NOT GOING TO HAPPEN.

I LOVE BRAVE PEOPLE.
SIR DONALD CAMPBELL. EVEL KNIEVEL.

I'D LOVE TO FLY A HELICOPTER.
THE WORLD'S GETTING SMALLER.

THERE IS ZERO TOLERANCE ON DENIM IN THE BAR?

TWO MILLION, AND ANOTHER TWO MILLION
HAD TO LEAVE THE COUNTY.

LOOK AT THIS.

THEY'VE GONE TO LONG STANTON SPICE MUSEUM.

L JUST THOUGHT I'D POUR
CHOCOLATE MOUSSE OVER YOU.

A LONDON LOVE TAXI. I HAVE PUT MY HEART
IN BACK OF TAXI AND TOLD DRIVER TO GO TO YOU.

- ALAN PARTRIDGE.
- DAN MOODY.

YOU'RE JUST LIKE ALL THE REST, AREN'T YOU?

WHEN I'VE CALMED DOWN
I'LL KISS HIM BETTER WHERE I STABBED HIM.