DONALD WINS OUR TOP PRIZE OF AN ACTION MAN
MILITARY FIGURE. IT'S GOT ALL KINDS OF FEATURES.

HOW CAN YOU SET FIRE TO YOUR HANDS?

I MUST SAY, I'M TREMENDOUSLY EXCITED BY ALL THIS.

AAGH!

# NEVER THOUGHT IT WOULD COME TO THIS

HELLO.

WHOA! BACK OFF, SECONDS OUT
ROUND ONE, DING-DING!

- CAN YOU STILL DRIVE THE CAR?
- YEAH, OBVIOUSLY. I MEAN THAT'S...

THE GOOD NEWS.

DON'T FORGET TO RINSE THE BATH.
USE THE SHOWER NOZZLE TO BLAST OFF THE SCUM.

AND YOU'LL BE HANGED BY THE NECK UNTIL DEAD.

AND YOU WEAR ONE GARMENT A WEEK ON AIR.

IT'S A SURPRISE.

- YOU'RE NEARLY FIF...
- WERE YOU GOING TO SAY I'M NEARLY FIFTY?

- TELL HIM THERE'S NO SMOKING IN THE HOUSE.
- THERE'S NO SMOKING IN THE HOUSE.

WHO CHOP PEOPLE'S HEADS OFF, SET FIRE
TO THEIR EYEBROWS AND KNOCK PEOPLE'S TEETH OUT

AND SAY, "THAT IDIOT'S GOT A BABY "H".

- I DIDN'T KNOW YOU WERE MARRIED.
- AYE.