ASK YOURSELF TWO QUESTIONS - HOW AND WHY?

HENRY VIII. HE WAS A SHIT.

MARY POPPINS! WHAT'S THAT?

HELPING EVERYONE RELAX IN "ALAN'S DEEP BATH".

I DON'T WANT YOU TO FEEL
THAT THE DOORS HAVE ALL CLOSED AT THE BBC.

- (BARKING)
- SOMEONE LOCK THE DOG IN!

- CAN YOU REALLY?
- YEAH.

CHEERS!

THEY'RE LITTLE ONES.

THEN WATCH TV, LIKE "CONE DANCING".

IT'S POLITICAL CORRECTNESS GONE MAD.

- WHAT ARE YOU LAUGHING AT?
- I'M LAUGHING AT THE BURNING ISSUE JOKE.

NO. I WAS JUST TALKING TO A WIDOW.

I WAS ONE OF THE FIRST IN MY CLASS, ACTUALLY.

THAT'S JUST MONSTROUS USE OF A BIRO.

AND I'M AN INNOCENT BYSTANDER,

NO. I THINK EVERYONE'S GONE NOW.

BUT I WAS MADE PROMISES
ABOUT STORAGE THAT WERE NOT KEPT.