SOME OF THE THINGS ME AND MY GIRLFRIEND DO
ARE PRETTY TOP-SHELF.

USE THE SAUSAGE TO SCOOP THE BEANS OUT.

- ARE YOU NOT HAVING ANY BACON?
- NO, I'M VEGETARIAN.

# SUCH A COLD FINGER... #

CAPTAIN PARTRIDGE, WOULD YOU LOOK AFTER THE FORT
WHILE I GO ON A RESUPPLY MISSION?

HAVE YOU EVER THOUGHT
THAT SUICIDE MIGHT BE THE ANSWER?

(KNOCK)

- WHO INVENTED THE SKIP?
- YOU TALK LIKE A MAN WHO HAS NO KNOWLEDGE..

ONE CAN FIND SOME STRENGTH

I'LL JUST WRITE THAT DOWN.

THE STAFF ARE POLITE, BUT THEIR SMILES ARE...

ALTHOUGH MY COUSIN DID ONCE BUY A PIRATED
TWEENIE FROM A COVERED MARKET IN BRUNDALL

HE FELL OFF HIS ROOF, TYING TO REMOVE
THE AERIAL. BROKE HIS NECK.

- AND DOING A BIT OF TIDYING.
- TIDYING?

(CHEERS)

WELL, IT BOUNCED OFF A ROCK...

HELLO, IT'S ALAN AGAIN. I'VE LOCKED YOU ALL
IN THE BOARDROOM SO YOU DON'T GET ME.

THAT'S THE ONE.