SAY "PEDESTRIANISATION OF NORWICH
CITY CENTRE" TO ANYONE

- YOU SMILED THEN, LYNN.
- NO, I DIDN'T.

- IN THE WHOLE WORLD?
- PRETTY MUCH, YEAH.

- "YOUTH HOSTELING WITH CHRIS EUBANK."
- NO!

JUST DO IT. GO AND STEAL A CONE, MAN.

OOH, I'D LOVE TO HAVE IT OFF WITH HER.

WHAT'S THAT HANGING BETWEEN YOUR LEGS?

3.35, "THUNDERBALL". DUMP. QUESTION MARK.

- I'VE REALLY GOT TO GO.
- GO, GO, GO, GO.

KEEP THE DEMONS AT BAY.

RIGHT. GET DIALLING. IF YOU WANT TO
CROSS THE CLIFTON SUSPENSION QUIZ,

YOU DON'T NEED BEAUTY SLEEP. WELL, FORTY WINKS.

ONE SMALL BAILEYS, PLEASE.

YOU'RE JOINING ME, ALAN PARTRIDGE,

AND HE'S JUST AT HIS FRONT DOOR WHEN I COME UP...

- JILL, I'M AFRAID I HAVE NO SHEATHS.
- NO WHAT?

..MAMMARY GLANDS.

- I DON'T MEAN WITH AN ACTUAL CUP.
- MORE LIKE AN EGG CUP!