WE'RE TALKING ABOUT
WHAT PEOPLE WILL LOOK LIKE IN A BILLION YEARS.

I THINK THAT IS POSSIBLY
THE WORST IDEA I HAVE EVER HAD.

- DID YOU GET THE CHOCOLATE ORANGE.
- YES, THANK YOU.

SEE YA. WOULDN'T WANT TO BE...

- I'LL HAVE TO GET IT.
- HELLO?

I DON'T WANT ALIENS TO SEE THIS FROM SPACE.
IT WILL BE EMBARRASSING.

THEY DON'T KNOW WHY THEY'RE SO BIG.
THEY GO, "WHY AM I SO MASSIVE?"

- HELLO, MICHAEL. DO YOU WANT TO BE ALONE?
- OH, NO. IT'S NICE TO HAVE COMPANY.

I DON'T FIND THEM ATTRACTIVE. IT'S JUST CONFUSING.

I ALSO RANG ALL THE COMPANIES
ON THE PRODUCT LIST YOU GAVE ME.

(HEAVY ACCENT) IF THEY HAD PROPER JOBS,
THEY WOULDN'T BE UP TO ALL THIS LARKING.

- WHAT ELSE?
- THERE'S A RIVER MARKET.

- "DOCTOR NOWWT".
- LOVELY STUFF.

"WHILE OVERTAKING NATIONAL EXPRESS COACHES
CAN BECOME A LONG, DRAWN-OUT AFFAIR."

- GRAFFITI? WHAT, IN THE HOTEL?
- NO, THERE'S NEVER ANY GRAFFITI IN THE HOTEL.

I SHOULD SAY THAT THE OTHER VOICE YOU CAN HEAR
IS MY OTHER GUEST, ALAN PARTRIDGE.

- WOULD YOU LIKE TO MEET KAREN COLMAN?
- WELL...YES.

WE'LL HAVE THAT PINT.