DO YOU SLOW DOWN FOR CAR CRASHES?

# OH, RATTLING ROARING WILLY IS HE
HE'S OFF TO THE BBC

# BIG ENOUGH TO TAKE THE WORLD AND ALL IT'S GOT

THE VOTES ARE CLOSED AND "THE RINGS"
AND "THE FLIES" HAVE BEEN TROUNCED

YOU THREW A MONKEY IN THE SEA?

IF YOU WANTED A TWIX, I'D STICK ONE IN YOUR EYE,
ONE IN YOUR EAR AND ONE UP YOUR BUM.

CHINESE.. YEAH, YOU'RE ABSOLUTELY RIGHT.

LOOK, A LEXUS. IT'S A BETTER ONE THAN YOURS.

AAGH!

- NO, IT'S FINE.
- DO YOU KNOW YOU'VE CHOCOLATE ON YOUR FACE?

- LYNN!
- YES.

- SHALL WE POP THE LIGHTS ON?
- HANG ON.

STICK THIS ON.

BLOODY BBC!

THAT'S FINE, FILL HER UP.

- ANYWAY, HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY. HOW ARE YOU?
- I'M A BIT TIRED. I NEED MY BEAUTY SLEEP.

# I'M SURE HE ONCE WALKED DOWN OUR STREET

.."PARTRIDGE" I CAN UNDERSTAND,
BUT THEN "COCK" AND "PISS"