HOME SWEET HOME.

- NO, SORRY, YOU.
- YEAH, NAME OF HAYERS.

TO AN INNOCENT BYSTANDER,
IT COULD LOOK LIKE TRAFFIC CONE THEFT.

COULD WE COME LIVE FROM THE BLARNEY STONE?
I'M TYING TO GET AN ANGLE.

OPENING SEQUENCE - ME IN TRAFALGAR SQUARE
FEEDING THE PIGEONS, GOING, "OH, GOD!"

- HAVE YOU BEEN PREPARING FOR A LONG TIME?
- YES.

HELLO.

(ALAN) SHALL I MOVE ON TO THE OTHER ONE?

AUGUST BUCKED THE TREND
FOR A DOWNTURN IN FIREPLACE SALES...

YEAH. I HATE MERCS.
PEOPLE WHO DRIVE THEM ARE JUST SA-A-AD.

- IT'S MASSIVE.
- 10,OOO SQUARE FEET OF KITCHENS.

CHOCOLATE ADDICTION
WILL NEVER BE AS DESTRUCTIVE AS DRUG ADDICTION.

AND THEY THINK THEY'RE IN AN AEROPLANE
BECAUSE ALL THE OTHER CHICKENS ARE SO SMALL.

HANDS UP! GIVE ME ALL YOUR PETROL!

INDEED, THE LINES ARE OPEN
IF YOU WANT TO COMMENT

AND I DO IT IN A LOVELY OLD BULL-NOSED MORRIS.

RIGHT.

- YOO-HOO!
- HELLO, LYNN. WOULD YOU LIKE A COFFEE?