- TRY PEDESTRIANISING THIS!
- CAN YOU HOLD THAT POSE, ALAN?

IDENTIFY THE HOSTAGES AND TAKE OUT THE TERRORISTS.

NOT A DUCK'S BACK
BECAUSE HE HADN'T INVENTED DUCKS.

UNLESS SHE WENT IN THE NIGHT
AND IS YET TO BE DISCOVERED BY THE MAID.

BUT THEN SHE COMMITTED
A GROSS ACT UPON HIS PERSON,

AS ORDERED. ONE CUP OF BEANS.
I'VE PUT A SAUSAGE IN. IT'S A MICHAEL SPECIAL.

EXCEPT I CIRCUMNAVIGATE THE GLOBE

- I'VE GOT A WIFE.
- IS SHE OLDER THAN YOU OR YOUNGER?

I ALWAYS LEAVE THIS HERE,
SO I'M ALWAYS ON THE TELLY.

- SHALL I PUT IT IN THE MIDDLE?
- THAT WOULD BE HELPFUL.

I'VE SAT ON THE BASTARD. WOULD YOU BELIEVE IT?

LT'S A FLEX OFF A MINI KETTLE.
IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE A TAIL.

YOU MUST KNOW SOME OF THE RUBBISH YOU PRODUCE.
TONGUE, FOR EXAMPLE. WHO EATS TONGUE?

MY LANDLADY IS TELLING ME THAT THE GIRL MUST GO

SHE DIDN'T LIKE NEWCASTLE OR THE CULTURE.

I'M MICHAEL AN' ALL.

OH, NO. THAT'S THE COWARD'S WAY OUT, MAN.

- NOTTINGHAM?
- NO.