NEWS.

A BIG HELICOPTER IN GIANT UNDERPANTS.

GUIDE DOGS FOR THE BLIND. IT'S CRUEL, REALLY, ISN'T IT?

BUT WITH BIGGER HANDS AND EYES AND SEX ORGANS,

I BUMPED INTO ANOTHER OLD BOY RECENTLY -
TONY SPILLANE.

- BY ALL MEANS.
- WHERE IS IT?

(LIFT BELL DINGS)

IT WAS RUDDY SUPERB.

GET ONE THERE, HE'S GOING DOWN.

(WOMAN) I THINK WE'LL BE GIANT..

- I'VE GOT TO HEAR THIS.
- ONE OF THOSE WELSH ONES.

YEAH. THE IMMERSION HEATER?

FROM THE LITTLE-BITTY CHEF.

- THAT IS A WOMAN?
- AYE. IT'S LONG HAIR.

I THINK THAT'S WHAT PUTS ME OFF.

I'M SORRY, LYNN.

- CHOCOLATE ONES?
- DON'T MIND, REALLY.

CAN WE HAVE FOUR FULL BRITISH ISLES
BREAKFASTS, PLEASE?