- ALL RIGHT, ALAN...
- HIS COFFIN LID OPENS WITH A CREAK.

ON THE PHONE GOING,
"A WHOLE SUBMARINE? YOU'RE JOKING?

NO, NO. "COOKING IN PRISON."

- HOW?
- THE SAME WAY YOU WOULD A HUMAN BEING.

VALENTINE'S DAY TODAY, EH? LOVE IS IN THE AIR.

GET OFF!

"WELCOME TO "AMERICA'S STRONGEST MAN'
WHERE THE TOUGHEST, MIGHTIEST TITANS.."

LIKE TO STICK TO YOUR OWN?

THERE'S THAT IDIOT IN THE BLACK HILLMAN IMP.

..I THINK I'D STILL BE TROUBLED.

- (KNOCKING)
- GOOD, LYNN. COME IN.

THE PRIZE MONEY HAS SOARED
TO AN INCREDIBLE

(FARTING NOISE)

OH, THIS IS...
OH, THAT'S BANG OUT OF ORDER!

.."I'M ALAN PARTRIDGE".

- SO THIS IS APACHE COMMUNICATIONS?
- YEAH.

- SHOW LYNN.
- OH, YEAH.

THAT'S WHY I'M TALKING.