WILL THAT SHOW UP ON MY BILL?

(LYNN) SORRY I'M A BIT LATE.

TOILET DOOR BALANCED
ON A BLACK & DECKER WORKMATE EFFECT.

I'M SORRY FOR SAYING YOU WERE FAT.
YOU'RE JUST BIG-BONED.

ALAN, HAVE WE GOT A SECOND SERIES?

HE'S DEAD NOW.

WHAT DO YOU CALL THOSE PASTA IN BOWS?

IN THAT CASE, YOU'VE GOT YOURSELF A DEAL!
I'LL TAKE THE HOUSE.

IMAGINE WHAT THAT MUST HAVE LOOKED LIKE.

THERE IS ZERO TOLERANCE ON DENIM IN THE BAR?

I DON'T WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH YOUR WIFE.

YES. I'M CONVINCED HE'S MY BEST FRIEND.

WE'LL STEAL A TRAFFIC CONE AND GO OFF SOMEWHERE.

DO YOU WANT ME TO SHOW YOU
HOW TO PRESS THE BUTTON THAT SAYS "NO"?

OOH, BIT OF BUSH.

- THAT'S NOT GOOD ENOUGH. YOU'RE SACKED!
- WHAT?

I AM TECHNICALLY A GUEST
AND YOU FAILED TO CONTROL ME.

THIS IS RADIO NORWICH.