SOMETIMES I FEEL LIKE GOING OUT,

(WOMAN CHEER)

OH, CHRIST! I'M SORRY.

JET FROM "GLADIATORS" TO HOST
A MILLENNIUM BARN DANCE AT YEOVIL AERODROME.

- I'M FROM DUBLIN. NOT IN DUBLIN.
- BUT THAT'S WHERE YOU MAKE THEM.

HAVE YOU TAMPERED WITH THE WRAPPING?

NINE... NINE AND A HALF.

RIGHT.

DAN!

WHY DON'T WE TAKE THESE TO YOUR ROOM?

HE WAS SMELLY MAN. TOMEK DID NOT LIKE HIM.
TOMEK SAID WE DIDN'T HAVE ANY COFFEE.

YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED NAKED FLAMES ON THE FORECOURT.

ALTHOUGH IN THE GENTS A COUPLE OF WEEKS AGO,
I DID SEE SOMEONE HAD DRAWN A LADY'S PART.

NICE ROOM.

(MOBILE RINGS)

AND PRESS ON YOUR CHEST
WHAT YOU'RE TYING TO SAY.

I SAID, "CONGRATULATIONS,
YOU'VE GOT A SECOND SERIES.

(MUSIC)