BUT TODAY IS LYNN'S DAY,

(SCREECHING)

BROUGHT TO YOU BY GINSTER'S PASTIES,

NOT CHRIST. SORRY, I KEEP SAYING CHRIST.

RIGHT...MINIBAR.

IT'S TWO MINUTES TO ONE
SO WE'LL GO TO DAVE CLIFTON.

BLUE NUN!

I'VE GOT ONE HERE.
THEY'RE AVAILABLE IN RECEPTION PRICED

SO JUST TO REPEAT,
QUEEN ELIZABETH IL IS NOT DEAD.

- IT'S HOTTER THAN THE SUN!
- I'M GOING NOW. NO HARD FEELINGS?

AND HE'D SEE US, BUT I'D DUCK BEHIND THE TREES

WHAT I'M SAYING IS, IF THEY HAD THEMSELVES
PROPER JOBS TO GAN TO, THEY WOULDN'T DO IT.

- THE THEME TUNE FROM "BLACK BEAUTY".
- IT'S BRILLIANT.

LISTEN TO THIS. IT'LL BLOW YOUR SOCKS OFF.

IT DID FOR ME. I DONE BETTER THAN A CUDDLE LAST NIGHT.
L HAD FULL SEX WITH A WOMAN.

AND FUNNILY ENOUGH, IT LANDS ON ITS WHEELS
AND IT STARTS FIRST TIME, AND THEY JUST DRIVE AWAY.

I, ER...