- DO YOU LIKE THE ROOM?
- IT'S VERY NICE.

- ABOOT?
- AYE. YOU KNOW, VANDALS. WHAT IS IT ALL ABOOT?

WAS FOR A COMPANY
THAT MAKES TONER FOR PHOTOCOPIERS.

I SUPPOSE THE SEQUEL WILL HAVE A MAN WITH A...

OK. THANK YOU.

SEE THAT MAN WITH THE BIG HEAD
AND THE SMALL FACE?

I RECOMMEND YOU START WITH A COUPLE OF JOKES.

RIGHT. AND WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

- NAME A U2 ALBUM.
- "JOSHUA TREE".

UM... I LOVE YOUR POP MUSIC.

WOULD YOU LIKE ME TO LAP DANCE FOR YOU?

INCLUDING YOUR WIFE, WHICH IS WHY YOU END UP
LIVING LIKE SOME TRAMP IN A LAY-BY.

YES. I THINK I'LL HAVE
THE FETTUCCINI A L'ARRABBIATA, PLEASE.

THE WOMAN WITH THE OLD TADGER...

(UPBEAT MUSIC)

IT LOOKS LIKE PORRIDGE!

WOULD YOU LIKE ME TO LAP DANCE FOR YOU?

- NO, I HAVEN'T GOT ANY VOCAL CHORDS.
- YOU SOUND LIKE THE GIRL IN "THE EXORCIST".