THEY COULD AFFORD TO EAT IN A MODEST RESTAURANT.

- OH, YES, EVERYTHING'S FINE.
- GOOD. SO WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN DOING?

SORRY ABOUT THAT.

"AQUA." WHICH IS FRENCH FOR WATER.

I'VE GOT SOME STUFF FOR YOUR BEDROOM.
HAVE YOU DECIDED WHICH ROOM IT'S GOING TO BE?

HE NEARLY SOILED HIMSELF! HE LAUGHED SO MUCH
HE HAD KENCO COMING OUT OF HIS NOSTRILS.

"KOJAK"!

A CERTAIN PERCENTAGE OF THEIR PROGRAMMES

I'LL JUST GO ON UP TO THE CLUB
AND MEET THAT VIDEO WOMAN.

- ALAN, THIS IS A HOTEL.
- YEAH, A THREE-STAR.

- WHAT'S THAT?
- A BUILD-UP OF FATTY DEPOSITS OVER THE BELT LINE.

JILL, IS THE ANSWER TO MY ORIGINAL QUESTION,
"DO YOU LIKE ME SEX-WISE?"

YOU BE TONY HAYERS.

"MOST CORNFLAKES COME FROM THE USA."
ONE OF THOSE AGAIN TOMORROW.

"OOH, SHALL I SIT THERE OR THERE?
OOH, AM I LIKE A LITTLE MOUSE?"

YOU WORK IN A PETROL STATION. IT'S NOT THE GUIF WAR.

L JUST THOUGHT I'D POUR
CHOCOLATE MOUSSE OVER YOU.

YEAH, YEAH. UM... WHAT'S ROUND THE BACK?