IT'S LIKE "THE X-FILES", BUT A PLEASANT ONE.

- IT FRIGGING HURTS!
- GET IN THE RECOVERY POSITION.

THAT'S SMEG, NEFF, POGGENPOHL AND BOSCH.

STOP PANICKING.

- (BELL DINGS)
- MY TOAD-IN-THE-HOLE.

- HE IS BRILLIANT PRESENT.
- NOT FOR A MAN APPROACHING 50!

AND I MIGHT PUT IT ON A JAR OF PASTA.

- WHAT DO YOU DO ON A BOAT ALONE?
- READ A BOOK, RELAX, LOOK AT THE SCENERY.

- WOULD YOU LIKE A HORLICKS?
- YES, PLEASE.

THIS'LL MAKE YOU LAUGH. YOU SAY TOO MUCH MUSTARD
GETS UP YOUR NOSE? NONSENSE.

R-E-O SPEEDWAGON.

YOU'RE LIKE YOUR MOTHER IN HER LAST WEEKS.

I'M SORRY ABOUT THAT. WHEN YOU HAVE A BOOK OUT,
YOU GET LOTS OF CRITICISM.

- NO.
- LET IT GO.

IF YOU SLICED THAT UP, YOU'D HAVE MOST OF
THE WORK SURFACE FOR A POGGENPOHL KITCHEN.

COME ON, LIGHTEN UP, YOU STUFFY GIT.

IT LEAVES IN FIVE MINUTES
SO BETTER LEARN TO JOG AGAIN QUICKLY.

THAT'S WHAT IT WAS FOR.