RIGHT.

THAT WAS A GENUINE MISTAKE.

- COULD WE SEE THE RECEIPTS ON YOUR SPIKE?
- YES. I HAVE A CONFESSION.

YES. SURE.

YOU ONLY REALLY NEED TO PRESS THAT
IF YOU'RE HAVING A DEEP BATH.

DO BE CLEAN.
THERE'S A BIG COARSE TOWEL ON THE RADIATOR.

SO I PICKED IT UP AND I THREW IT IN THE SEA.

(PAN PIPES PLAY)

..AS I HAVE, THEN YOU'D REALISE
THAT THERE IS A COMPETITIVE ELEMENT.

YOU DON'T LIKE IT? THAT'S ALL RIGHT, THAT'S OK.
"INNER-CITY SUMO."

A DANKO NIGHTSTICK AS USED
IN THE SERIES "THE X-FILES".

IT WILL BE DIFFICULT DAY FOR ME IN COFFEE SHOP.
I HAVE TO CUT THE CARROT CAKE.

"LORD OF THE RINGS", "OF THE DANCE"
OR "OF THE FLIES". THAT'S TONIGHT'S "HOT TOPIC".

YOU SMILED BECAUSE YOU DON'T LIKE JILL
BECAUSE SHE'S YOUNGER THAN YOU.

ACTUALLY, I'LL EAT IT.

HAVE YOU NEVER HAD A LAGER AND GIN AND TONIC
AND BAILEYS IRISH CREAM CHASER?

LESS BUBBLES PER CC.

YES. HE HAD A SECOND-CLASS
HONOURS DEGREE IN MEDIA STUDIES