I COME BACK THIS MORNING ON A COACH.
IT WAS LIKE AN SAS OPERATION.

THAT WAS OAP - OLD ALAN PARTRIDGE.

I KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN.

- HOW LONG?
- 20 MINUTES. WE'LL ALLOW FOR COMPLICATIONS.

I HAVE MENTAL HEALTH PROBLEMS.

NO. IT WAS TERRY. I GAVE HIM THE TAPE.

THEIR WORTH IS WORTH...

OK GO ON, THEN,

I THINK THOSE STORIES ARE BEST IN THE CARAVAN.

THEY COULD AFFORD TO EAT IN A MODEST RESTAURANT.

WHAT DO YOU THINK WAS WRONG WITH MY BOOK?

INDEED, DISUSED COTTON MILK
AND LEGALISED HARD-CORE PORNOGRAPHY

- THERE'S NO POINT IN FINISHING THE SENTENCE.
- BUT IF YOU...

YOU KNOW WHEN THERE'S NOTHING COMING UP?

IF THIS JOB COMES OFF, AS REGARDS DECISION-MAKING,
WE'LL BE IN A "CAN-DO, GO" SITUATION.

- CHEERS.
- I WON'T TELL YOU WHAT IT IS.

SAY "PEDESTRIANISATION OF NORWICH
CITY CENTRE" TO ANYONE

IS HE STILL DRIVING THAT RENAULT MEGANE?