IF HE'S LUCKY, IT STICKS IN HIS HAT,

THANK YOU FOR THE TRAVEL CLOCK.

UNFORTUNATELY SOME VANDALS
HAVE SWORN ALL OVER MY CAR AGAIN.

WELL, CLOSE THE DOOR.

UNBELIEVABLE.

I HEARD YOUR PHONE-IN, AND I LIKED YOUR CHAT WITH
THE GUY FROM SWAFFHAM. HE WAS A WACKY FELLA!

# I TRIED TO HIDE FROM YOUR LOVE LIFE... #

- HE'S ALWAYS BEEN AT THIS LEVEL.
- AYE. WHEN I WAS IN THE ARMY...

IT'D BE INTERESTING TO TALK TO YOU.
I'M THE PRODUCER AS WELL AS THE PRESENTER.

- YES, HE IS. IT'S A MAN.
- THAT'S HER BOYFRIEND.

L HATE TO DO THIS TO YOU, ALAN,
BUT IT'S ACTUALLY A SONG ABOUT...

JUST POP YOUR ELBOW ON THERE...

I'M HOSTING A CONFERENCE FOR DANTE'S OF READING -

HIYA. I'VE COME TO SHOW YOU
HOW TO USE YOUR TELLY.

FOUR. NO, THREE. IT'S GOT THE PAPER TOWELS.
I LIKE THREE.

HERE'S A RECEIPT FOR A CINEMA TICKET TO "SHREK".

- I DON'T KNOW.
- I HAVEN'T.

HE'S NOT SHOWING OFF.
THEN HE GOES OVER A CLIFF AND HE'S FALLING.