HE NEARLY SOILED HIMSELF! HE LAUGHED SO MUCH
HE HAD KENCO COMING OUT OF HIS NOSTRILS.

BYE.

- TAKE ME TO BONO'S HOUSE.
- YOU WANT TO GO TO BONO'S HOUSE? OK.

UNLESS I'VE GROSSLY MISREAD THE SITUATION.

I'LL GIVE YOU A CHINESE BURN!

THAT'S JUST MONSTROUS USE OF A BIRO.

TELL THEM I'LL JOIN IN, AND TO SHOW
THAT I'M NOT A STICK-IN-THE-MUD

CAN WE TALK ABOUT...

GOOD ONE.

OH, YES. I CAN SEE WHAT HE'S DONE NOW.
SHALL I PUT IT ON THE LIST?

ALL RIGHT, I WILL. TAKE CARE.

BLUE NUN!

YES. BACON - TEN ON TEN.

MOBILE PHONES WERE LIKE BIG BLACK PLASTIC BRICKS
WITH A BREADSTICK AT THE TOP.

- I DON'T THINK ANECDOTES ARE YOUR FORTE.
- THAT'S FAIR ENOUGH.

CHEERS!

- OK. WHAT ABOUT APACHE COMMUNICATIONS?
- I'VE GOT A LEAFLET ON THAT. MINE'S A PINT!

- WHY?
- BECAUSE YOU DO THIS ALL THE TIME.