- BY ALL MEANS.
- WHERE IS IT?

- I HOPE YOU'RE BEING LOOKED AFTER.
- BOB OWNS A GARDEN CENTRE.

BEN, CAN YOU TAKE THIS UP TO MY ROOM?

GETTING A BIT CROWDED NOW. LIKE LONDON.

A MILLION MILES FROM THE URBAN DECAY
OF THE MANCHESTER SHIP CANAL

- I'LL BUY A PACKET OF MINTS.
- GREAT.

- TELL HER I'M NOT HERE.
- HE'S NOT HERE.

THIS WAS FILMED TWO YEARS AGO
AND I HAVE LET MYSELF GO A LITTLE.

- HAVE YOU MET JANE?
- YEAH. I'VE DONE HER.

I KEEP LOOSE WERTHER'S ORIGINALS IN THEM.

THEY'RE SEX SWAPPERS!
THIS IS DEFCON ONE. LOOK.

- ANYWAY, HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY. HOW ARE YOU?
- I'M A BIT TIRED. I NEED MY BEAUTY SLEEP.

THERE'S NO SUCH AMOUNT. PONY'S 150.

(KNOCK)

YES. THE ATMOSPHERE HAS TURNED RATHER SOUR.

YOU CAN'T MUCK ABOUT WITH YOUR OWN KIDS.

- ALAN, YOU'RE MAKING A FOOL OF YOURSELF.
- WHO-OO...

- HOW OLD ARE YOU?
- TWENTY-FIVE.