THEY DID HAVE AN UNDERPANT LINING,
BUT IT'S PERISHED.

# AND PARTS OF ANCOATS WHERE I USED TO PLAY

- YOU'RE JUST QUOTING "CASUALTY".
- PULL IT OFF.

AH, HELLO, SUSAN. THERE'S A SLIGHT PROBLEM.

# TAKE A PINCH OF WHITE MAN #

AND I'M NOT SURE ABOUT THESE.

NO! COME BACK!

DONALD FROM HEMSBY HAS E-MAILED US TO SAY,

JILL, YOU ARE SO DIRTY!

- HELLO, JOHN.
- AL. WE'VE CONCRETED THE FLOOR.

SORRY ABOUT THAT.
JUST HAVING A CHINWAG ABOUT CANCER.

- I'LL GET SOME CRISPS AND THINGS.
- ACTUALLY, JILL, A PIPE OF PRINGLES WILL SUFFICE.

I'VE REALLY GOT TO SAY THIS, DAVE. CHOCOLATE
ORANGES ARE AVAILABLE FROM RAWLINSONS, THAT'S ALL.

I DO LIKE THAT TOILET. IT'S VERY FUTURISTIC, ISN'T IT?
VERY HIGH TECH, SPACE AGE.

BUT I'M DIGRESSING.

IT'S NOT A CRANK CALL.
WHY HAVE YOU PUT IT ON THERE?

WELL, GO AND TALK TO HIM!

- MORNING, ALAN,
- GOOD MORNING.