BIG BIRD.

THESE AWARDS ARE ABOUT PEOPLE
LIKE SUSAN CRESSWELL.

- UNUSUAL ACCENT. WHERE ARE YOU FROM?
- I'M ORIGINALLY FROM NEWCASTLE, LIKE.

READ IT BACK.

YES, YOU DID. I CAN READ YOU LIKE A BOOK.
AND NOT A VERY GOOD BOOK.

YOU'RE NOT JUST SEXY,
YOU'RE ALSO A VERY GOOD...FAN CLUB MEMBER.

I'LL TAKE IT. I'LL TAKE IT.

THE WAY SHE LOOKED AT THAT NURSE.
GOD REST HER RACIST SOUL.

SONJA, THIS IS IN THE LATE '80S.

A PINT OF BITTER, A BIG MARKER PEN, WHATEVER.

GET SOME WINDSCREEN WASHER FLUID.

LIKE SHARON DAVIES AND JET FROM "GLADIATORS".

IT'S SEVEN O'CLOCK. THIS IS DAVE CLIFTON.

- HI. I'M PATRICIA LESSING.
- KAREN COLMAN. NICE OF YOU TO COME.

- NO, THANKS.
- NO. NEITHER DO L. THANK YOU.

DAN!

- I DIDN'T REALISE.
- YOU TOOK MY LIP OFF!

JUST CRUDE, LIKE...