THAT'S A RELIEF. YOUR MIND PLAYS TRICKS.

IT'S 10P,M,
THIS IS "NORFOLK NIGHTS" WITH ALAN PARTRIDGE.

NOT A TRACE. PEACE OF MIND, I'M SURE
ESPECIALLY IF YOU HAVE ELDERLY RELATIVES ON BOARD.

MATERIALLY PRIVILEGED,
BUT EMOTIONALLY UNDERNOURISHED.

- YEAH.
- I'LL HAVE 12 BOTTLES, PLEASE.

WHAT DO YOU THINK WAS WRONG WITH MY BOOK?

CAN WE TALK ABOUT THIS IN THE MORNING?

"FROM ALAN PARTRIDGE."

- UNLEADED.
- MINE'S DIESEL.

MIND YOU, THAT WAS 20 YEARS AGO.

WHO-OO...

THEY WERE DOING EVERYONE, ALAN.
EVEN ME. IT WAS QUITE SAVAGE.

- WE'LL BE HAVING COFFEE NEXT DOOR.
- I'LL SHOW YOU. IT'S IMPOSSIBLE. WATCH.

REALLY?

THE STRING BACK JUST GIVES YOU
A BIT OF EXTRA PURCHASE.

I LOOK AT THE CHANGING SHAPE OF LADIES
THROUGH THE AGES,

MASSACRE. URGH! NOT PLAYING THAT AGAIN.

(LAUGHS)