- SUSAN, COULD I TAKE FIVE MINUTES?
- YES, OF COURSE.

THE OTHER ONE BURNT DOWN.

BUT MORE OFTEN THAN NOT
IT STICKS IN HIS BACK AND HE DIES ON THE HORSE

RIGHT. GO. JUST DRIVE AWAY. DRIVE AWAY NORMALLY.

- WHO?
- WHO?!

- IF YOU'VE GOT OWT TO SAY, SAY IT TO ME.
- IT'S HYGIENE.

SHE DIDN'T LIKE BEING IN THAT WATER.
SHE WAS THRASHING AROUND.

- WERE YOU SICK?
- NOT REALLY, NO.

AND IT WOULDN'T BE CUSTARD PIES
I'D BE THROWING AT HIM EITHER.

I THOUGHT WE'D CELEBRATE
BY WATCHING "SPARTACUS" WITH CORNED BEEF HASH.

"WILD WOODS"?

- WHAT DO YOU THINK OF AMERICAN THINGS?
- A BIT FULL OF THEMSELVES.

I WAS DRESSED AS AN EXCLAMATION MARK.

THIS COULD LOOK LIKE SOME SORT OF DIRTY PROTEST
AGAINST THE STANDARD OF SERVICE IN THE HOTEL,

THE FERRARI
OF THE COAL-EFFECT GAS FIREPLACE INDUSTRY.

IT SHOULD CONTAIN A TORCH
A CURLY WURLY, A BOOK OF STAMPS,

OK, RIGHT. ALAN ATTACK! LIKE THE "COOK REPORT"

NO. I MEAN YES.
YOU'RE RIGHT, IT IS CONFUSING, ISN'T IT?