IN THE MEANTIME, IT'S SEVEN O'CLOCK.

IT'S THE BIOGRAPHY OF AN EAST END GANGSTER.
IT'S CALLED "BAD SLAGS". AMAZING STUFF.

YEAH. POP IT IN THE MICROWAVE.

- SO MANY BRAVE PEOPLE HERE TODAY.
- SO RUDDY BLOODY BRAVE.

(FARTING NOISE)

QUITE NEARBY, I SAW A COMMUNITY CENTRE
WITH A MURAL ON THE SIDE.

- IT'S A BAD IDEA.
- VERY CHEAP TO MAKE. DO IT IN A PUB CAR PARK.

OH, MY GOD!

I'LL DO MY STINT. I'D WANT EXPENSES, THOUGH.

WHICH CHRISTIAN TESTIFIES TO ON HIS SECOND TRACK.
"LONELY

MY OWN TIP IS NEVER THROW WATER ON A FAT FIRE.

AGATHA CHRISTIE'S PROBABLY
ALREADY THOUGHT OF THAT ONE.

THAT IS SUPERB.
OH, THERE YOU GO, IT'S ALL HAPPENING.

HELLO.

GO ON. YOU WERE TALKING ABOUT COW-BRINGING-IN.

AND IT'S FINE TO JOIN IN.

HOW DID THE COUNTY SHOW GO, ALAN?

- HAVE YOU EVER BEEN TO THE FAR EAST, MICHAEL?
- ONLY MANILA, HONG KONG AND BANGKOK.