SO I'M AFRAID CONSUMER RIGHTS NO LONGER APPLY.

THAT'S FINE, FILL HER UP.

- WHAT DO YOU THINK OF AMERICAN THINGS?
- A BIT FULL OF THEMSELVES.

SO JUST DON'T TURN ROUND.

WHAT WAS HE DOING ON THE BLOODY ROOF?

OH... NO, NO.

- MY MAN'S GOT TO BE WAYNE.
- WAYNE SLEEP? THE JACKET AND THE BOOTS.

ERROR TWO..

UH?

THAT IS EXTRAORDINARY.

- OK. ALAN, I LOVE YOU.
- THANKS A LOT.

YEAH, I THINK I'LL HAVE SOME WINE, ACTUALLY.

- WHAT'S THAT?
- IT'S A TIP. I PANICKED. DO DECLARE IT.

WELL... TO BE HONEST, I'M CHUFFED LIKE MAD.
SHE WEREN'T EXPECTING THAT!

LYNN, ARE THOSE YOUR MOTHER'S CATARACT GLASSES?

RANDY MCNOB!

NO. I'M HAVING LUNCH
AT TGL FRIDAY'S WITH GORDON.

- HELLO, ALAN.
- WHICH IS WHY SHE KNOWS ME.