MIND YOUR HEAD. IT'S COMING DOWN.

- THAT'S WHY YOU WATCHED IT FOR FIFTEEN MINUTES?
- YES, BECAUSE IT WAS THE WRONG FILM.

FIRST, FINE A QUIRE PLACE TO RECLINE -

IT'S BASICALLY ZERO-MAINTENANCE GRASS.

MOUSSE FROM A BOWL IS VERY NICE,
BUT TO PUT IT ON A PERSON IS DEMENTED!

- BUT IT DON'T MAKE SENSE, DOES IT?
- HELP ME OUT, MATE.

MY NAME'S GRAHAM.

RIGHT UP TO TWENTIETH-CENTURY WELL-TONED WOMEN

OK. BYE. BYE.

- HAVE A LOOK ROUND. I'LL TREAT YOU.
- CHEERS.

ZOMBIES BY THEIR VERY NATURE ARE INCONSISTENT.

COME ON, IT'S ONLY A BIT OF CHOCOLATE!

TIME NOW TO HAND OVER TO MINE BREAKFAST HOST
MR DAVID CLIFTON. GOOD MORNING TO YOU, SIR!

WHO'S SHE? IS SHE YOUR LATEST ER...?

- HOW'S UM...THE DRUMMER?
- THE DRUMMER IS FINE.

TRY SAYING NOTHING.

- LYNN, MAKE FOR THE BANQUETTE.
- THANK YOU.

"FROM ALAN PARTRIDGE."