THEY'LL THINK YOU'LL WANT TO JOIN IN. I'LL PAUSE IT.

WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN DOING FOR THREE MINUTES?

SHALL I DO IT MORE QUICKLY,
OR SHALL I MAINTAIN THE SAME SPEED?

- IT'S A BAD IDEA.
- VERY CHEAP TO MAKE. DO IT IN A PUB CAR PARK.

THAT'S NOT REALLY MY KIND OF HUMOUR.

THAT'S A TERRIBLE THING TO SAY, ALAN.

BY ONE OR TWO LISTENERS, AND A NEWSPAPER.

FOUR. NO, THREE. IT'S GOT THE PAPER TOWELS.
I LIKE THREE.

- THAT WAS A LOW POINT.
- THESE TAX PEOPLE CAN STAY INDEFINITELY.

ALAN, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO TRADE DOWN
YOUR ROVER 800 FOR A SMALLER CAR.

THEY HAVE FUNERALS WITH FLORAL TRIBUTES
THAT SAY THINGS LIKE "MUM" AND "STAB".

ACTUALLY, I'VE GOT SOME GOOD NEWS. I'VE JUST
COME INTO A SUBSTANTIAL AMOUNT OF MONEY.

- (KNOCKING)
- (LYNN) ALAN! IT'S ME.

ALL RIGHT. JUST ER...
JUST CARY ON BUILDING THE HOUSE.

COULD I HAVE YOUR AUTOGRAPH?

I CAN'T EMPHASIS THAT ENOUGH

- SHOW LYNN.
- OH, YEAH.