- THANK YOU.
- YOU'RE WELCOME.
GOD, NO!
HANDS OFF YOUR COCKS
AND ON WITH YOUR SOCKS... OH.
IT WAS RUDDY SUPERB.
- WE'RE BRUNCHING.
- CAN I SHAKE HANDS AGAIN?
- HAVE A GOOD NIGHT, THEN.
- I WILL.
THAT'S THE GENIUS OF ITS LOCATION.
- I TEACH HERE.
- I SEE.
THE GOOD THING ABOUT THIS
YOU PEOPLE!
- I'LL TELL YOU TOMORROW.
- OK. HERE'S...
"
THAT SOUNDS DISCONCERTINGLY VAGUE.
- YOU DON'T KNOW?
- NO, I DON'T.
- URGH!
- DON'T MAKE THE SAME NOISE AS THEM!
THE SECURITY IS TERRIBLE. I ACTUALLY BOOKED
THE ROOM UNDER THE NAME OF THE REAL IRA.
DESPAIR ON THIS VERY BAD DAY?
EVEN THOUGH I DO HATE IT AND I DON'T
LIVE HERE, I POP IN FOR BREAKFAST.
(MUSIC PLAYS)
Alan Partridge: Big Beacon
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