- OK. ALAN, I LOVE YOU.
- THANKS A LOT.

- BUT I'M NOT A SEX OFFENDER.
- WE'VE GOT THAT IN COMMON.

I MEAN, CONSIDERING.

DO YOU WANT ONE OF THESE?

UM, ONE LAST THING.
WHAT TIME DO YOU KNOCK OFF?

CAN YOU SMELL GAS?

WHO'S WINGS?

BASICALLY TO ENABLE YOU
TO LEAN FORWARD FOR THINGS,

- I RETILED IT.
- RIGHT.

LOOK, A LEXUS. IT'S A BETTER ONE THAN YOURS.

SO I PICKED IT UP AND I THREW IT IN THE SEA.

ALL THIS WINE NONSENSE!

FANCY GOING FOR A DRINK?

IDEA FOR FILM EXTRAVAGANZA.

IT'S ALAN PARTRIDGE. I CAN'T BELIEVE IT!

IF YOU SINK, YOU'RE A BAPTIST,
AND IF YOU FLOAT...YOU'RE EVIL?

RANDY MCNOB!

AND I DO IT IN A LOVELY OLD BULL-NOSED MORRIS.