PEOPLE WOULD RATHER READ BOOKS ABOUT PEOPLE
CALLED DAN THE DAGGERMAN FROM DAGENHAM.

WHICH IS THE SAME AS LONDON
BUT YOU NEED TO BE REMINDED.

FIRST, ALAN WAS VERY SHY BEFORE WE MAKE LOVE.
HE WAS VERY SHY OF HIS BODY.

NO, ANY TIME.

- YOU WANT ME TO PAY RENT?
- I'M SURE WE CAN COME TO AN ARRANGEMENT.

GOT UP, WALKED DOWNSTAIRS, HAD BREAKFAST. DIDN'T
EVEN WASH MY HANDS, 'CAUSE I'M A BLOODY BLOKE!

THAT WAS NORWICH-BASED SINGER
CHRISTIAN LE VAUX

SOME FUNNY, SOME TRAGIC.

ALAN?

USE THE SAUSAGE TO SCOOP THE BEANS OUT.

- GONNA CANE ME?
- NO, BUT I MIGHT THROW A CHAIR AT YOU.

- YES. HOW'S THE BOOK DOING?
- WONDERFULLY WELL.

I'M GONNA HUMP YA.

IT DOES LOOK TO ME LIKE TORCHES
ATTACHED TO A BICYCLE WHEEL...

LET'S OPEN THE "NIGHTCLUB" TONIGHT, FOLKS,
WITH JO BOXERS.

THE CRITICISM BOUNCED OFF HIM LIKE WATER OFF...

OH, SMART.

# MIXED WITH YELLOW CHINKY #
CAN YOU STILL SAY THAT?