COULD HAVE DONE WITH A SKYLIGHT, REALLY.

PEOPLE WITH EYEBROWS ON THEIR CHEEKS...

(LAUGHS)

I'M NEVER GOING TO USE THEM.

- NO.
- GOOD.

- THE GUY WHO WORKS AT THE GARAGE?
- I KNOW WHERE HE WORKS.

YOU WANT TO MAKE LOVE? THE BED'S READY.

IT'S ALAN PARTRIDGE.

THAT'S RUBBISH. I KNOW FOR A FACT
MARTIN LEWIS GOT TWO POWER SHOWERS OUT OF THEM.

THAT IS EXTRAORDINARY.

WHEN YOU'RE AT YOUR BLEAKEST MOMENTS,

WELL...I'LL STOP, THEN.

HELLO. YOU PROBABLY DON'T KNOW ME.

SERIOUSLY, RUN. YOU WILL MISS IT.

NIPPING OFF FOR A FAG?

WHO WAS CONVINCED THAT IN A PREVIOUS LIFE
HE'D BEEN ARTHUR ASKEY.

ALAN, "BOUNCING BACK". I SUSPECT
YOU MEANT IT AS AN IRONIC TITLE, DIDN'T YOU?

CARD WITH A HANDSHAKE?
I USED TO DO THAT, BUT KEPT GETTING IT WRONG.