KOI CARP IN THERE AT

ALAN, YOUR P.A.'S ARRIVED.

I SEE. THE IDEA IS THAT U2 ARE GOING INTO SPACE?

THIS IS A ROMANTIC TRIBUTE...

- I'D HAVE AN APACHE ATTACK HELICOPTER.
- OH, GREAT.

BUT SHE STILL HAD ONE GOOD HAND
AND NO ONE WAS TAKING THAT OFF HER.

OK, SMALL TALK.

- WHY DO I NEED TO KNOW THIS?
- BECAUSE I'VE BOUNCED BACK.

- HAVE A LOOK ROUND. I'LL TREAT YOU.
- CHEERS.

- WE'LL BE HAVING COFFEE NEXT DOOR.
- I'LL SHOW YOU. IT'S IMPOSSIBLE. WATCH.

IS THERE A NEIGHBOURHOOD...
SORRY, I'M VERY CLOSE TO YOU.

STEPHEN, WHAT WAS IT LIKE LIVING WITH...BEING
THE SON OF THE MAN WHO INVENTED CATS EYES?

AND DROVE TO DUNDEE IN MY BARE FEET.

AND THEN I'LL PUT YOU ACROSS MY KNEE
AND SMACK YOUR BARE BOTTOMS.

NICE PICTURE OF YOURSELF ON THE TV.

JILL, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
FOR GOD'S SAKE, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

- NOTTINGHAM?
- NO.

- CAN I HAVE A SECOND SERIES?
- WHO AM I?