INDEED, THE LINES ARE OPEN
IF YOU WANT TO COMMENT

THAT HAS THE LARGEST AUDIENCE SHARE
FOR A DIGITAL CHANNEL AT THAT TIME OF DAY

YES, I KNOW. IT'S JUST A JOKE.

"
THAT SOUNDS DISCONCERTINGLY VAGUE.

JUST JOSHING. HAVE YOU PUT T'CORPSE UNDER T'PATIO?

IF YOU WOULD.

RIGHT. I'VE GOT YOUR BOOK SIGNING AT 12 O'CLOCK

THANK YOU.

BEAR WITH ME.

USE A SAUSAGE AS A BREAKWATER.

YES, THANK YOU.

LYNN. HAVE YOU SEEN DAN?

- I'M FROM MANCHESTER.
- M62.

LOOK, A LEXUS. IT'S A BETTER ONE THAN YOURS.

I'D LOVE TO FEEL AN AIRBAG GO OFF IN MY FACE.

OUT POPS THE VAMPIRE...
COUNT DAVULA OF CLIFTONVANIA.

AND YOU PRESS A BUTTON,
YOU HEAR ALL THE SLAVES GOING, "WOOOH", LIKE THAT,

AND GOOD MORNING TO YOU, MR ALAN PARTRIDGE, SIR.