- OH, FOR GOOD... WHY NOT?
- SHE'S PLAYING A SHOPLIFTER IN "THE BILL".

GOOD MORNING TO YOU, SIR.

"LET DIE", "GOLDEN", "RAKER"
"EYES ONLY", "PUSSY", "DAYLIGHT'S".

YOUR HAND IS ABOUT 3O MIL FROM MY GLAND.

L HATE TO DO THIS TO YOU, ALAN,
BUT IT'S ACTUALLY A SONG ABOUT...

- IT'S JUST ME AND DAN GOING.
- FINE. I'LL JUST GET HAMMERED ON ME OWN.

THAT ALL LOOKS A LITTLE BIT
LIKE DEATH ROW, DOESN'T IT?

SHALL WE GO INTO THE...?

- LIVING ROOM.
- I LIKE THIS, YES.

GOOD. GOT MY FUNGAL FOOT POWDER?

"I'LL TAKE MY CHANCES."

MICHAEL! MICHAEL, MR PARTRIDGE
IS STILL A GUEST IN THIS HOTEL.

EXCELLENT. LET'S GO TO THE GRAVEYARD.

- "YOUTH HOSTELING WITH CHRIS EUBANK."
- NO!

..THROUGH CHILDHOOD
TO YOUR DRUG ADDICTION AND PROSTITUTION...

I USED TO BE IN THE CHOIR AT PRIMARY SCHOOL...

IT'S TRAGIC TO THINK, ACTUALLY, THAT GIRLS -

OK, SMALL TALK.