I DON'T THINK WINE'S AN ELITIST THING ANY MORE.
YOU CAN GET GOOD WINE IN TESCO'S NOW.

NO, NO. I'VE GOT LOTS OF PLANS.

RIGHT, SONJA. LET'S SORT THIS TIMETABLE OUT.

ALL PART OF THE BEREAVEMENT DIVIDEND.

- COULD I HAVE A SANDWICH, PLEASE?
- YES.

DESPAIR ON THIS VERY BAD DAY?

YOU CAN'T HAVE THOSE, THEY'RE FOR THE CAR.

- WOULD YOU LIKE A HORLICKS?
- YES, PLEASE.

- THE THEME TUNE FROM "BLACK BEAUTY".
- IT'S BRILLIANT.

NO, IT ACTUALLY SAYS "COCK, PISS, PARTRIDGE".

THAT'S LOVELY. THAT'S FIRST-CLASS.

- JILL, I'M AFRAID I HAVE NO SHEATHS.
- NO WHAT?

THAT'S YOU. YOU'RE NAKED.

- JAB IT INTO SOMEBODY'S EYE, LIKE THAT.
- THAT'S NOT A GADGET, MICHAEL.

I POINTED OUT THAT HIS AND ASKEY'S LIFE
HAD OVERLAPPED AND HE BACKED DOWN.

# THE CLOTHES WE WORE HAD ALL SEEN BETTER DAYS

KING ROAD.

GO ON, LYNN LASS!