YOU ONCE CANED ME FOR HAVING A CHALK PENIS
DRAWN ON THE BACK OF MY BLAZER.

I NEED AT LEAST THREE MINUTES TO URINATE.
SEEMS TO TAKE FOREVER THESE DAYS.

IF YOU WOULD.

MY MOBILE WAS SWITCHED OFF FOR A REASON.
I WAS AT AN OWL SANCTUARY.

CAN I JUST SHOCK YOU? I LIKE WINE.

I DON'T THINK THAT'S CONNERY'S CUP OF TEA.

- OH, ALAN. CONE YOU TAKE A JOKE?
- OH, FUCK OFF!

SHALL WE MAKE TRACKS?

YOU'D NORMALLY ASSOCIATE
WITH A GOOD-QUALITY STATIC CARAVAN.

WELL, WE THOUGHT IT LOOKED LIKE "BODY".

DAN HAS ASKED ME TO PRESENT A PRIZE
AT THE NORFOLK BRAVERY AWARDS TONIGHT.

NO, NO. I'VE GOT LOTS OF PLANS.

- ARE YOU NOT HAVING ANY BACON?
- NO, I'M VEGETARIAN.

THEY'VE RE-BADGED IT, YOU FOOL!

# EIGHTEEN TILL I DIE,
I'M GONNA BE EIGHTEEN TILL I DIE #

I WANT TO SHOW YOU AN EXAMPLE
OF THE KIND OF SELL-THROUGH VIDEO THAT I MAKE.

I REMEMBER I HIT A FOX ONCE
IN THE PEAK DISTRICT.

ESPECIALLY IF IT HAD ONE OF THOSE CIGARETTE
CARDS IN THE SPOKES, SO IT WENT "FFFFF".