- WHO ARE ALL THESE CARS?
- THEY'RE BONO'S.

HI. CAN I HAVE AN IRISH COFFEE
DELIVERED TO THE ROOM, PLEASE?

I'M NOT DRIVING A MINI METRO, I'M NOT DRIVING
A MINI METRO, I'M NOT DRIVING A MINI METRO.

- YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT WATERSPORTS ARE?
- I BELIEVE WE'VE ESTABLISHED THAT.

BUT MY NOSTRILS WERE CLEAR.

THAT SOUNDS INTERESTING. WE'RE REVAMPING
THIS SHOW. I'M LOOKING FOR A CO-PRESENTER.

SHE WAS CERTAINLY FIRST IN THE QUEUE

YOU CAN ALWAYS GET ME SOMETHING
OF EQUIVALENT VALUE,

SEE THAT?

NO, JILL WILL BE SLEEPING WITH ME TONIGHT.

- YOU ARE VERY BRILLIANT. IT'S A CLEVER SCHEDULE.
- THANK YOU.

- HELLO?
- I'M STILL HERE,

IT'S INTERESTING THAT THESE WOMEN
ARE TECHNICALLY MODELS.

- NO. I WANT TO SEE.
- OK.

LIKE A HUMAN JCB.

WHO HAPPEN TO PRODUCE "BOOB OLYMPICS",
"THE EUROVISION THONG CONTEST"

THAT'S YOU AS WELL.
SHOOT ME NOW WITH A MASSIVE GUN!

IT'S LIKE BEING INSIDE AN ENORMOUS FOX'S
GLACIER MINT. WHICH, AGAIN, TO ME IS A BONUS.