OH, GUV'NOR, HE'S GOT ME BANG TO RIGHTS.

MORNING...
# BUT STILL THEY COME. #

TOM SPOTLEY? WHEN?

- WHO'S WE?
- ME AND MY FRIEND FROM CHURCH.

I HAVEN'T GOT A GIRLFRIEND ANY MORE.
WHAT SHALL I DO?

DAN'S A FANTASTIC MAN. HE REALLY IS.

- CHRIS?
- OH, ALAN.

- NO.
- IT'S A JOKE.

- PERHAPS THOSE PEOPLE WERE CAUGHT SHORT.
- THEY DO IT ON PURPOSE, LYNN!

- WHAT TIME WAS THAT?
- ABOUT QUARTER TO 11.

ARE YOU JUST FLIRTING IN THAT SORT OF
CRUDE WAY THAT MIDDLE-AGED DIVORCEES DO?

- NOT KICK MY HEAD IN?
- NO. I THINK WE SHOULD SHAKE HANDS.

I HAVE A MILITARY-BASED QUIZ SHOW ON CABLE TV
CALLED "SKIRMISH", AND A GIRLFRIEND.

POP YOU IN THE BOOT
AND DUMP YOU IN THE NORTH SEA.

WHY ARE YOU ALL STARING? I'M NOT HAVING A GO.

OH, IT'S PLASTIC.

- DO YOU WANT A CHICKEN DRUMSTICK?
- NO, THANKS.

- SO...SHALL WE START, ALAN?
- YES.