MY PENIS IS SO AND SO.

I WOULDN'T GO IN THERE FOR A BIT.
LEAVE IT ABOUT FIFTEEN...

ONE SMALL BAILEYS, PLEASE.

THANK YOU.

YOU DON'T LIKE METEOR
BECAUSE THEY MAKE WET T-SHIRT VIDEOS.

FIRST, ALAN WAS VERY SHY BEFORE WE MAKE LOVE.
HE WAS VERY SHY OF HIS BODY.

IT SMELLS A BIT LIKE GAS.

SO WE WANT TO GIVE OUR SALES FORCE
SOMETHING INSPIRATIONAL.

HE'S IN THE THIRD BATTALION, THIS LAD
BUT HE'S RIGHT MEAN, OK?

HE'S REVAMPED NEWS AND CURRENT AFFAIRS.

- SO'S BENJAMIN NETANYAHU.
- YOU'RE ALWAYS GOING ON ABOUT HIM!

YES, OF COURSE, ALAN.

- CHEERS.
- I WON'T TELL YOU WHAT IT IS.

SORRY. JUST THINKING OF THAT RAIN.

"PROGRESS IS TOO LEISURELY TO BE CALLED FAST.

I'VE CHANGED MY MIND ABOUT EXCALIBUR COTTAGE.
L THINK I'LL CALL IT "YE HOUSE".

HELLO. I'VE JUST SWALLOWED A LOAD OF ANTHRAX
AND I'D LIKE TO LET OFF IN THE CLUB BAR.

YOU ARE NOT THE CHANCELLOR OF THE EXCHEQUER!
IF YOU WERE, THE COUNTY WOULD GO TO POT!