SPECTACLES, DRIVING GLOVES, PHONE, WALLET, KEYS.

YES, THANK YOU. I WOULD.

AMAZING HOW MANY PEOPLE THINK THE PETROL CAP
TO A FORD FOCUS IS ON THE OFFSIDE REAR.

AMAZING LEXUS CONNECTION.

SHE'S LIVING WITH A FITNESS INSTRUCTOR.

- WHO INVENTED THE SKIP?
- YOU TALK LIKE A MAN WHO HAS NO KNOWLEDGE..

AND I MARCHED AROUND SAYING, "FEE, FI, FO, FUM!

DO YOU WANT SOME MORE GLITTER?

- CERTAINLY. WHAT'S YOUR NAME?
- JED MAXWELL.

LOTS OF ROCKS, AND BEAMISH.

1.15, "GOLDFINGER".
STRAWBERRY NESQUIK, FISHCAKES.

I CAN IMAGINE BUCK ROGERS TAKING A DUMP
ON THAT. IN THE TWENTY-FIRST CENTURY.

THOSE SCOTCH EGGS WE HAD
AT THE PETROL STATION LAST NIGHT.

# OH, RATTLING ROARING WILLY IS HE
HE'S OFF TO THE BBC

SOD 'EM!

IT WOULDN'T BE AN EGG CUP.
IT'D BE TWO EGG CUPS AND A KIDNEY DISH.

THE MAIN THING IS WE NEED SOMETHING QUICK.

SO... HOW HAVE YOU BEEN, ALAN?