I'M JUST A FAN, ALAN, THAT'S ALL.
YOUR BIGGEST FAN.

# I'M SURE HE ONCE WALKED DOWN OUR STREET

WHAT DO YOU MEAN?

(LIFT BELL DINGS)

- BANG! I'M JAMES BOND.
- GOT US IN THE NECK.

MATERIALLY PRIVILEGED,
BUT EMOTIONALLY UNDERNOURISHED.

IT WAS MY UNDERSTANDING IN THE LIFT
THAT NO MONEY WOULD CHANGE HANDS.

- I GOT THE PRINGLES, AND THAT'S FOR YOU.
- THANKS.

YEAH, I THINK I'LL HAVE SOME WINE, ACTUALLY.

"BRITAIN HAS SOME OF THE SAFEST ROADS
IN EUROPE, BUT THIS ISN'T BRITAIN.

CHAMPION!

- DO YOU WANT A BEER?
- NO, THANKS.

I'VE JUST CRACKED OPEN A BOTTLE OF SUNNY DELIGHT.

- MIKE FROM POLGRAVE, ARE YOU THERE, SIR?
- YOU IGNORANT C..

# YOU DON'T REMEMBER ME, DO YOU?

NOW, YESTERDAY,
I TROD IN A RATHER LARGE FARMER'S PAT

NEARLY THERE.

BANG! BLOOD DRIBBLES DOWN.