# IT STARTED WITH A KISS

HELLO, MR PARTRIDGE.

- THAT WAS ME.
- I KNOW IT WAS.

MIKE SAMPSON. PLEASED TO MEET YOU.

I HAVE POPPED OUT AGAIN.

IT'S NOT ME. HAVE I GOT A PIERCED NAVEL?

SORRY, BIT OF A JOKE THERE. BACKFIRED...

"LORD OF THE RINGS", "OF THE DANCE"
OR "OF THE FLIES". THAT'S TONIGHT'S "HOT TOPIC".

# TAKE A PINCH OF WHITE MAN #

- DO YOU KNOW HER?
- NO. HOW DID YOU MEET?

PETER? HE'S JUST REVAMPED
NEWS AND CURRENT AFFAIRS.

- NEXT?
- 11.05, "FROM RUSSIA WITH LOVE".

THAT'S A MILLION POUNDS!

(SINGS BADLY)

THIS TSUNAMI CRASHES DOWN ON A VILLAGE
AND WIPES THEM ALL OUT.

- SHE'S A BIT OLDER THAN ME. SHE'S 60.
- 60?

I HEARD HE HIT A PROSTITUTE.

I ALWAYS LEAVE THIS HERE,
SO I'M ALWAYS ON THE TELLY.