(HEAVY ACCENT) IF THEY HAD PROPER JOBS,
THEY WOULDN'T BE UP TO ALL THIS LARKING.

SNAZZY HEADSTONE THERE.

I MEAN, THE OLD IMAGE
OF LEPRECHAUNS, SHAMROCK, GUINNESS,

NICE. HAVE CUP OF COFFEE,
PUT A SPRING IN YOUR STEP.

I THOUGHT THAT'D THROW YOU.

I THINK I'D HAVE TO SAY THE BEST OF THE BEATLES.

I CAN AFFORD ONE. I'VE GOT A SIX-FIGURE INCOME.

SO WHY NOT GET YOUR ARSES DOWN
TO THE SPICE MUSEUM IN LONG STANTON?"

WHETHER I WANTED AN APPLE OR NOT
WOULD BE A SIDE ISSUE.

- CHAP OF ABOUT SIX.
- RIGHT, SIR.

TO LOOK AT YOU, YOU'D THINK
YOU'D SING LIKE AN ANGEL,

SONJA, BEEFEATERS DO NOT LIVE IN CARAVANS!

THERE ARE SOME STROBE EFFECTS IN THIS
SO ANY EPILEPTICS, GET OUT NOW.

DID YOU SEND SOPHIE A VALENTINE'S CARD?

THE TIMOTHY DALTON ONES?
HE DIDN'T PLAY IT AS A WELSHMAN.

NO. WAYNE.
"GET OFF YOUR HORSE AND DRINK YOUR MILK."

FROM THEIR ALBUM
"ARCHITECTURE AND MORALITY" -

- THESE ARE IMPORTANT PEOPLE.
- SHE WEARS NO MAKE-UP!