PUT IT THERE, LYNN.
DAN. SIR DANSWORTH OF MOODYSHIRE!
AMAZING. ABSOLUTELY AMAZING.
A PINT OF BITTER, A BIG MARKER PEN, WHATEVER.
- YOU PROMISED SONJA WOULDN'T BE HERE.
- I KNOW, AND I'VE RUDDY GONE AND FORGOTTEN.
BETWEEN YOU AND ME,
ARE YOU JUST FLIRTING IN THAT SORT OF
CRUDE WAY THAT MIDDLE-AGED DIVORCEES DO?
OVER FIFTY JUST SEEMS SARCASTIC.
WHICH, IRONICALLY, IS LIKE A LARGE PETROL STATION.
ANYWAY... WHERE WAS I OR IS L? IS...WAS... ISWAS.
"TISWAS". WHO REMEMBERS "TISWAS"?
SEE YOU LATER.
JUST PUT "NICE PLUMS".
T. GLADDEN E-MAILS TO SAY HE'D LIKE TO CLEAN OUT
THE ATTIC WITH THE LOVELY KATE WINSLET.
COULD YOU COOL ME DOWN
WITH A HAND FAN, PLEASE, LYNN?
- IF I CAN TURN TO YOU, KATE.
- SURE.
WE SHOULD TALK MORE.
I'VE GOT LOTS OF SUBJECTS TO CHAT ABOUT.
YOU KNOW, IN THE LOUNGE, IN THE HALL...
DESPAIR ON THIS VERY BAD DAY?
Alan Partridge: Big Beacon
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