WE CAN BE LIKE "THELMA AND LOUISE".

- HOW MANY BEDROOMS HAS IT GOT?
- FIVE.

- HELLO. HOW ARE YOU DOING?
- WHAT ARE YOU READING?

- WHO STAYS IN A PLACE LIKE THIS?
- TERRIBLE. IT'S SO STERILE HERE.

BECAUSE SHE MUST SELL THIS HOUSE
BECAUSE IT WILL BE OFFICE BLOCK.

- I WANT TO TALK ABOUT MY PROJECT.
- IT'S JUST A MEET AND GREET.

DO I? PERHAPS YOU CAN TELL ME
WHAT'S WRONG WITH FEEDING BURGERS TO SWANS.

(CHEERS)

THE TIME, FOR THOSE WHO LIKE TO TELL IT
IN A WACKY WAY, IS 50 TO SIX.

- PARDON?
- NO, JUST A JOKE.

- IT'S QUITE DISTRACTING WHEN YOU INTERRUPT.
- YOU JUST INTERRUPTED HER!

TO PUT IN LATER.

DO YOU WANT TO POP THIS ON?
NO, IT'S HIDING A HANDLE.

YES. WE'LL GO STRAIGHT TO APACHE...
AFTER A PUB LUNCH FOR AN HOUR.

- MAKE THE PLACE YOUR OWN.
- I CAN'T BELIEVE!

STAY STILL.

- THIS IS RHUBARB CRUMBLE AND CUSTARD.
- SMASHING.

WHEN A COWBOY FIRES A GUN,
THE BANG GIVES YOU A CHANCE TO DUCK.