FINE.

A SONG THERE ABOUT A PROSTITUTE. DOESN'T
GIVE HER SURNAME. MUST GIVE HER A CALL.

- BANGKOK?
- AYE.

HANDS OFF YOUR COCKS
AND ON WITH YOUR SOCKS... OH.

- ARE YOU ALAN PARTRIDGE?
YES.

HELLO. THE GENTLEMEN
FROM THE CORPORATE VIDEO ARE ON THEIR WAY.

A PARACHUTE COMES OUT WITH A UNION JACK ON IT...

IT'S ROTOR BLADES COULD COOL YOU DOWN
LIKE A LITTLE HAND FAN.

SIT THERE. SIT THERE.

WE'LL STEAL A TRAFFIC CONE AND GO OFF SOMEWHERE.

OCCASIONALLY, I DOST VENTURE SOUTH.

- THE CHICKEN IS EMPTY.
- IT'S HOLLOW?

BUT IT'S CHIEFLY JOY AT OTHER PEOPLE'S MISFORTUNES.

BUTTON MUSHROOMS - BINGO.
BLACK PUDDING - SNAP.

- WAS THAT A SNUB-NOSED UZI?
- YES, I THINK IT WAS.

THIS HAS GOT A VERY HAUNTING QUALITY.

INDEED.

GUIDE DOGS FOR THE BLIND. IT'S CRUEL, REALLY, ISN'T IT?