UH?

WELCOME TO "AMERICA'S STRONGEST MAN",

HELLO. HOW DO YOU DO? HOW NICE TO MEET YOU.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN?

IT'S GOOD THIS, ISN'T IT, EVEN THOUGH
WE'RE BASICALLY JUST LISTING CHOCOLATE BARS?

COME ON, SONJA. LET'S BE APPALLING.

HE'S CRACKERS, MAN.

I'M SORRY ABOUT THAT. WHEN YOU HAVE A BOOK OUT,
YOU GET LOTS OF CRITICISM.

THE TAX PEOPLE ARE COMING IN AN HOUR.
YOU'VE GOT ONE HOUR TO GET READY.

SORRY. WE'RE ALSO TAKING EMAILS
ON THE BIG QUESTION. WHAT HAPPENS AFTER WE DIE?

(SHOUTS)

THE INTERESTING THING
ABOUT NEWS AND CURRENT AFFAIRS...

- LADY AT THE BACK.
- YES, ALAN.

AMAZING LEXUS CONNECTION.

- LOVELY PHRASE, VERY SIMPLE, VERY MOVING.
- ALAN, IT'S A BOAT VIDEO.

JUST GIVE ME HALF A BOTTLE OF BLUE NUN, PLEASE.

WITH THAT MAKE-UP, THEY'RE NEITHER ONE THING
NOR THE OTHER. ARE THEY ALLOWED ON BUSES?

- YOU GOT MY TEXT, THEN?
- HELLO, ALAN.