- A BAILEY'S, PLEASE.
- TAKE A SEAT.

THAT'S IRRELEVANT. EXCUSE ME.

CAN WE MAKE FRIENDS?

YEAH, OK. HELP YOURSELF
TO A HONEYCOMB YORKIE FOR THE GLOVEBOX.

AND NOW IT'S TIME FOR ALAN'S LOVE BUD.

- YOU'RE AWAY WITH THE HELICOPTERS.
- LIKE "MASH". THAT BEGINS WITH AN "M".

(LYNN) OH, IT'S SMELLY.
(ALAN) IT'S GOT WALNUTS IN.

CAN YOU SMELL MY BREATH?

NO, I CAN STILL SMELL YOU. I HAVEN'T HAD A SHOWER.

BE CAREFUL. NO LIGHTS ON THE DUAL CARRIAGEWAY.

MAYBE IF IT WAS VIBRATING PHONE,
IT WOULD BE QUITE PLEASANT!

THEY'RE LITTLE ONES.

I USED TO ENJOY SITTING HERE LIKE THIS.
OR LIKE THIS. SOMETIMES I'D LEAN FORWARD.

- THAT'S CUSTOMS AND EXCISE.
- RIGHT.

A LOT OF THEM DON'T, AND IT'S FANS
LIKE US THAT MAKE YOU WHAT YOU ARE.

OR ROSARY BEADS IF YOU WERE FROM MEXICO.

AND YOU'RE SPENDING SATURDAY IN BED WITH A GIRL.

- THERE GOES SIOBHAN.
- I'M GOING TO BOX HER IN AT THE SQUASH COURT!