BOUNCED...BOUNCING...
# FROM MR GOLDFINGER
IT'S QUITE REFRESHING. YOU CALL A SPADE A SPADE.
KEEP THE DEMONS AT BAY.
HE'S NECKING WITH HER. HE SAYS,
"I'VE GOT TO GO, LOVE. SOMETHING'S COME UP!"
HELLO.
I'D GO BACK TO SCHOOL. FIRST I'D TAKE OUT THE LABS.
OOH, WAI-YAI.
THAT SOUNDS GEORDIE, DOESN'T IT? WAI-YAI.
ME?
I'M ON MY WAY NOW.
I'M GOING TO WASH HIS CAR.
- WOULD YOU LIKE A HORLICKS?
- YES, PLEASE.
I'VE GOT A GIRLFRIEND.
WHO'S SHE? IS SHE YOUR LATEST ER...?
"MONKEY TENNIS"?
I HATE ARCHERS, "THE ARCHERS" AND JEFFREY ARCHER.
YOU'RE ALL DECEITFUL COWARDS.
NO, ACTUALLY. CHANGE THAT TO "BAD ATTITUDE".
AND THEN I'LL PUT YOU ACROSS MY KNEE
AND SMACK YOUR BARE BOTTOMS.
"DANGEROUS DOGS SHOULD HAVE
THEIR TEETH REPLACED WITH RUBBER."
Alan Partridge: Big Beacon
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