IF YOU'D TAKEN THE TROUBLE
TO WATCH "BOOB OLYMPICS"...

- I TEACH HERE.
- I SEE.

(MOBILE RINGS)

A FEW TOO MANY BLACKS!

- ALAN PARTRIDGE THERE...
- THERE'S OTHERS.

BUT I AM UP AGAINST IT WITH THIS BONDATHON,
SO IF YOU COULD LIMIT YOUR MOURNING...

COME ON, CHRIS.
YOU'VE SEEN DOZENS OF CONTRACTS LIKE THAT.

THAT'S A GOOD STAINLESS STEEL HOB. VERY FUTURISTIC.

YEAH. ALL RIGHT. WHAT CAN I DO FOR YOU?

UNFORTUNATELY, I DON'T THINK
SOCIETY'S READY FOR "VIEW T' KILL".

ANYONE... ANYONE WANT TO JOIN ME?

HELLO, LYNN. MESSAGE FROM ALAN.

ALL I NEED NOW IS A SHOTGUN.

- I'VE REALLY GOT TO GO.
- GO, GO, GO, GO.

9 A.M., "DOCTOR NO". BREAK FOR A PEE.

- ALISON'S WHAT WE CALLED YOU.
- I DIDN'T KNOW THAT.

- MORNING.
- ALL RIGHT?

I TELL YOU, YOU'VE NOT WITNESSED PURE EVIL