I REMEMBER I LEFT A TARTAN FLASK UP THERE.

ALAN HAD A TV CHAT SHOW AND WAS QUITE
A BIG NAME, AND THEN IT ALL WENT VERY WRONG.

I WAS A BIT BORED

NEEDLESS TO SAY, I HAD THE LAST LAUGH.
NOW FUCK OFF!

A LOT OF BITTERNESS.
YOU END ALMOST EVERY ANECDOTE WITH THE PHRASE,

YOU'VE GOT TEN MINUTES. GO GIVE IT TO HER.

THEY'RE LITTLE ONES.

- HAVE YOU BEEN PREPARING FOR A LONG TIME?
- YES.

"THE DAY OF THE JACKAL."
"DAY OF THE JACKAL."

(ROCK MUSIC)

BILL ODDIE GAVE ME A DRESSING GOWN
AS A CHRISTMAS PRESENT.

HANDS OFF YOUR COCKS
AND ON WITH YOUR SOCKS... OH.

NO, IT'S A GOOD IDEA.
I COULD GET LYNN TO DRIVE US THERE.

"OOH, THIS SMELLS OF," I DON'T KNOW, "BASIL".

RUDDY HELL, IT'S SOFT CELL.
(MUSIC.. "TAINTED LOVE")

- HI!
- OH, ALAN!

"MRS ROBINSON, ARE YOU TYING TO SEDUCE ME?"

AND FUNNILY ENOUGH, IT LANDS ON ITS WHEELS
AND IT STARTS FIRST TIME, AND THEY JUST DRIVE AWAY.