HE WANTS TO BE BURIED IN A LARGE SATIN-LINED
COFFIN WITH A COUPLE OF PAGE THREE STUNNERS.

OR A PLANE IN A GIANT BRA
HAVING A SLASH ON AN AIRPORT.

ALL I WANT TO KNOW IS...
CAN YOU GIVE US A PYROTECHNICS AND LIGHT SHOW?

- I'VE BEEN UP DRINKING HUMAN BLOOD.
- IS THAT ALL?

SHIT!

(PHONE)

YEAH. I GOT A CHALK PENIS DRAWN ON ME
BY SOME SHIT. I'D LOVE TO GET MY HANDS ON HIM.

SO A BETTER TITLE WOULD BE "SCUM ON THE RUN".

A LONDON LOVE TAXI. I HAVE PUT MY HEART
IN BACK OF TAXI AND TOLD DRIVER TO GO TO YOU.

LOOK, ALAN, I DON'T WANT YOU FEEL THAT THE...
I'LL SEE YOU LATER, PETER.

JUST FINISH SIGNING IT THERE.

(YELLED INSULTS)

IT'S FAIRLY WELL CONCEALED IN CASUAL CLOTHING,
BUT YOU DON'T WANT TO SEE ME IN MY UNDERPANTS.

# TAKE A PINCH OF WHITE MAN
WRAP HIM UP IN BLACK SKIN... #

KING ROAD.

- JUST HAD A BETTER ONE.
- WHAT DID YOU DO?

- CERTAINLY.
- YEAH. YOU ROBOT.

ALAN?