AND THE OTHER HALF OVER THERE.

THE MAIN THING IS WE NEED SOMETHING QUICK.

OH... NO, NO.

ALAN, I WANT YOU BACK ON THE TELLY.

- QUALITY RADIO.
- AND I WORK IN A PETROL STATION.

- WHAT DO YOU DO ON A BOAT ALONE?
- READ A BOOK, RELAX, LOOK AT THE SCENERY.

YEAH. I'D BE DELIGHTED.

- SORRY.
- I DIDN'T KNOW YOU CARED, ALAN!

I CHANGED HER SHEETS EVERY DAY FOR TEN YEARS.

SLEEP IN MY TROUSERS.

- MICHAEL! MICHAEL!
- THAT'S HOW IT ENDS.

THE SUBMARINE'S BEING EATEN BY A GIANT TANKER.
THEN WE CUT TO MOSCOW.

SOD 'EM!

LYNN, I'LL JUST GO UP TO MY ROOM.
GOT A BIT OF WORK TO DO.

SOMETHING WHICH JONI
SINGULARLY FAILS TO POINT OUT.

GOOD. GOT MY FUNGAL FOOT POWDER?

THERE'S DAN. DAN!

AND YOU ALSO RUN OVER BADGERS
IN YOUR TRACTOR FOR FUN.