IT'S A NICE CHEST, BUT FULL OF WIRES.

OTHERWISE PEOPLE START TAKING LIBERTIES.
BEFORE YOU KNOW IT, YOU'RE MOWING THEIR LAWN.

JUST GO AND SAY, "NO, I DON'T PAY. TAX IS RUBBISH."

- 500.
- HOW MUCH IS A MOUSE?

YOU DO GET THAT, BUT YOU ALSO GET MY VOICE.

IT'S CHIEF CONSTABLE DAVE CLIFTON
OF SCOTLAND YARD'S

- AYE, IT IS.
- MICHAEL, CAN I HAVE A DRINK?

IT'S SURPRISING, REALLY,
CONSIDERING THE CIRCUMSTANCES.

NO. "WAR OF THE WORLDS." GUESS THE TUNE.

- CAN'T YOU JUST DIM IT A BIT?
- YEAH, OK.

AND I READ THE BIT
WHERE YOU PUT DRUGS UP YOUR BOTTOM.

LET'S SADDLE OUR HORSES AND GET OURSELVES
A CURLY CUMBERLAND SAUSAGE

REMOVED FROM THE COVER OF A MAGAZINE.

YES. I'M CONVINCED HE'S MY BEST FRIEND.

I DONE IT JUST TO CHEER YOU UP
BECAUSE THE FIREPLACE JOB WAS KNACKERED

RIGHT, THEN.

- THANK GOD FOR THAT.
- AYE AYE.

IF YOU SEE A FIELD WITH A POND,
WITH A FAMILY HAVING A PICNIC,