BREATH OF FRESH AIR?!

- I'LL HOLD THE DOOR FOR YOU.
- THANK YOU.

- OH, ALAN. CONE YOU TAKE A JOKE?
- OH, FUCK OFF!

IT'S ABOUT THIS LOCAL FELLA WHAT USED TO BE ON TV
BUT HE WASN'T VERY GOOD, SO NOW HE'S NOT.

I'D LIKE TO THROW CABBAGES, HOT BOVRIL AND GRAVEL.

THAT'S THE LEAST I CAN DO.

IF YOU ARE GAY, PLEASE REMEMBER...RUBBER UP.

- DO YOU KNOW WHAT I USED TO THINK?
- NO.

IF JED AND I ARE BOTH IN HERE, I TEND TO DO THIS.

# HE'S THE MAN

I THINK EVERY PROFESSION HAS ITS SHITS.

- THE OLD TEAM, EH?
- ABSOLUTELY. YEAH.

THIS HAS GOT A VERY HAUNTING QUALITY.

YOU SAY, "SORRY I'M LATE.
I JUST POPPED TO THE TOILET,

LYNN, I WAS THINKING
ABOUT GETTING A SUBSTITUTE WIFE.

- GRAB A SOFA.
- HERE?

IT WOULD HAVE BEEN WOBBLING
LIKE A VERY RUDE HOUSE.

ABOUT TO BE STORMED
BY 15 BAD BASTARDS IN BOILER SUITS.