I DIDN'T KNOW YOU WERE INTO MUSIC.
I'VE HEARD YOUR SHOW.
THE SUBMARINE'S BEING EATEN BY A GIANT TANKER.
THEN WE CUT TO MOSCOW.
- WHAT YOU WANT TO DO IS...
- I LOVE THIS.
CHINESE.. YEAH, YOU'RE ABSOLUTELY RIGHT.
THE TEMPERATURE INSIDE THIS APPLE TURNOVER
IS 1,OOO DEGREES.
THANK YOU VEY MUCH INDEED.
KISS MY FACE!
SEE THIS, LOOK. SANITARY BAGS.
YOU'RE NOT PUSHING THEM HARD ENOUGH.
PRETEND I'M A CUSTOMER.
OH, LYNN!
- AARGH! YOU GET BRUISES, BUT...
- RIGHT.
YES. LET'S SMOOTH THINGS OVER
WITH MORE FROM MONTEVERDI'S "VESPERS".
COULD YOU GIVE THIS TO ALAN.
IT'S FUNGAL FOOT POWDER.
- NO.
- LET IT GO.
- YOU WANT ME TO PAY RENT?
- I'M SURE WE CAN COME TO AN ARRANGEMENT.
- HOW DID IT GO?
- A BIT BAD, LYNN!
THAT'S IT. AND TO LYNN.
I MET A GUY CALLED JACK ON THE INTERNET,
THEN HE WENT BACK TO HIS WIFE.
AND THEN I POPPED INTO HI-FI SERIOUS
Alan Partridge: Big Beacon
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