AND ANOTHER ONE JUST SO I CAN HAVE A POSITIVE.

CAN YOU POP TO THE SHOPS AND GET ME...

I'VE GOT TO POP UP TO CHORISTERS
AND GET THE PA.

YOU'VE GOT IT ON THE BED SHEETS,
YOU'VE GOT IT ON MY DRESSING GOWN.

ALSO, ALAN IS PRETTY WELL HUNG, SO...

(STEVE) IT'S A DEAD COW.
WHERE THE BLEEDING HELL DID THAT COME FROM?

- DO YOU THINK I WORK IN A PETROL STATION?
- WELL, I JUST PAID YOU FOR PETROL.

YOUR SALES TECHNIQUE IS AWFUL. AND YOU'RE
LOW ON BODYLINE BRUSHABLE JOINT SEALER.

- HELLO?
- HELLO,

- GONNA CANE ME?
- NO, BUT I MIGHT THROW A CHAIR AT YOU.

HE DOESN'T AVOID TAX, HE ONLY EVADES TAX..
NO, THE OTHER WAY ROUND. OH, SHUT UP!

MICHAEL?

SOMETHING WHICH JONI
SINGULARLY FAILS TO POINT OUT.

"PROGRESS IS TOO LEISURELY TO BE CALLED FAST.

SHE'S A MEMBER OF A BAPTIST CHURCH.
I THINK THEY'RE A BIT...

- IT'S HILFIGER.
- IT SAYS HILFINGER ON THE BOTTLE.

I THINK PEOPLE ARE SAYING,

OH, GOD!