IT MAY BE CHOCOLATE TO YOU, JILL,
BUT TO AN UNWITTING MEMBER OF STAFF

ANOTHER WAY OF LOOKING AT IT IS
PEOPLE LIKE THEM, LET'S MAKE SOME MORE OF THEM.

WE'VE GOT A TRAFFIC REPORT... THAT'S ANNOYING.

ACTION!

IT DID FOR ME. I DONE BETTER THAN A CUDDLE LAST NIGHT.
L HAD FULL SEX WITH A WOMAN.

(COCKEREL CROWS)
(MAN) A-HA!

YEAH. COULD YOU JUST PUT "PLUS SUE COOK"?

I'M GOING TO GET A GINSTER'S FROM THE FRIDGE.
PUT IT ON THE SLATE.

- I THINK IT'S SNAZZY.
- I THINK YOUR HAIR'S SNAZZY.

- ALAN, THIS IS A HOTEL.
- YEAH, A THREE-STAR.

CAN I JUST EXPLAIN?
I WAS TYING TO ACCESS "DRIVING MISS DAISY".

TWO SUBJECTS WE COULD DISCUSS ALL NIGHT.

BUTTON MUSHROOMS - BINGO.
BLACK PUDDING - SNAP.

BUT A FICTIONAL ONE IS THE WORTH OF BOAST WORLDS.

SHALL WE STOP TALKING IN A MEDIEVAL WAY?
WHAT'S ON YOUR SHOW TODAY?

(FARTING NOISE)

THEN HE SAYS, "THAT COOKBOOK
WOULD BE NAE GOOD FOR ME"!

- THAT'S WHY WE DO IT.
- REALLY?