IT SHOULD CONTAIN A TORCH
A CURLY WURLY, A BOOK OF STAMPS,

OH, COOK A CAT!

- MY FATHER WAS VERY DISTANT...
- DID HE LIVE IN A DIFFERENT WING?

NICE ROOM.

- IT'S HOTTER THAN THE SUN!
- I'M GOING NOW. NO HARD FEELINGS?

I TELL YOU, YOU'VE NOT WITNESSED PURE EVIL

- ALL RIGHT, ALAN...
- HIS COFFIN LID OPENS WITH A CREAK.

(FARTING NOISE)

- VOILA.
- THANK YOU, ALAN, THAT'S REALLY LOVELY.

- WHO INVENTED THE SKIP?
- I DON'T CARE, I THINK IT'S WAY OUT OF ORDER..

- I'VE GOT WOOD THERE.
- THAT'S MDF. OH, YOU'RE MAKING A JOKE.

YEAH. PERCHED ON THE ARM. THAT'S A GOOD ONE.

NO? ER, RIGHT. TEA?

THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

- CAN I HAVE A SECOND SERIES?
- WHO AM I?

"YES, THERE'S MORE TO IRELAND THAN THIS".

# SAIL AWAY, SAIL AWAY, SAIL AWAY
SAIL AWAY, SAIL AWAY... #

# BIG ENOUGH TO TAKE THE WORLD AND ALL IT'S GOT