YOU SMILED BECAUSE YOU DON'T LIKE JILL
BECAUSE SHE'S YOUNGER THAN YOU.

- SORRY. GOT OFF TO A BAD START.
- SORRY. WE ARE A BIT EARLY.

DAN!

NO. THAT'S A RAZOR.
COULD HAVE DONE WITH THAT FOR THE CRACKLING.

ALL I CAN SEE IS A MONKEY
SPINNING TOWARDS THE WATER.

- NO.
- IT'S A JOKE.

BETWEEN YOU AND ME,

TERRIBLE IDEA. NO ONE'LL WATCH THAT.

EARLIER ON I PUT IN
A POUND OF MASHED-UP DUNDEE CAKE,

- HOW CAN YOU KILL YOURSELF IN STARBUCKS?
- SHOTGUN IN YOUR MOUTH?

KISS MY FACE!

- I DO LIKE MILK CHOCOLATE.
- I COULD EXCHANGE IT.

CAN YOU HOLD ON A MOMENT, SUE?
CHRIS FEATHERS LIKES ME.

SPLASH DOWN!

- ALAN?
- ONE YANK, GONE!

YOU WILL PAY THE PRICE IF YOU'RE A FUSSY EATER.

STRAIGHT AWAY YOU'VE GOT THEM BY THE JAFFAS.

I WONDERED IF YOU HAD ANY MORE
ALAN PARTRIDGE TIE AND BADGE PACKS?