MY LANDLADY IS TELLING ME THAT THE GIRL MUST GO

- COME ROUND THE BACK.
- ROUND THE BACK?

I'VE SAT ON THE BASTARD. WOULD YOU BELIEVE IT?

AND YOUR MEETING
WITH PIET MORANT FROM DANTE FIRES.

A SONG IN WHICH JONI COMPLAINS THAT
THEY PAVED PARADISE TO PUT UP A PARKING LOT.

I'M GETTING OUT HERE.

WITH THE MELTING OF THE ICE CAPS, EAST ANGLIA
WILL BE UNDER WATER IN THE NEXT THIRTY YEARS,

MAYBE IF IT WAS VIBRATING PHONE,
IT WOULD BE QUITE PLEASANT!

HE'S AN EVIL IDIOT.

CHEERS!

AND APACHE PRODUCTIONS WILL PROBABLY
GO DOWN THE PAN LIKE ALL THE OTHERS.

THERE'S A DEMONSTRATION MODEL
TIED TO THE CHAIR BY THAT WOMAN.

NO... I'M VEY HOT.

NO, YOU COMPLETE CRETIN, I'M JUST CONTRIBUTING TO THIS FARCE.
WHAT ELSE ARE YOU GOING TO ACCUSE ME OF?

OH, ALAN, HAVE YOU MET PETER?

PEOPLE WITH EYEBROWS ON THEIR CHEEKS...

I REALLY DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY. I FIND IT DIFFICULT...