RIGHT.

IT'S WEIRD, THIS AIR BAG. ALL THAT POWDER
ON YOUR FACE, YOU LOOK LIKE A CLOWN.

EASY TO CONFUSE THE TWO. SOMETIMES PEOPLE
CAN END UP TALKING OUT OF THEIR ARSE, ALAN.

I'LL COME BACK AGED 25,
BUILT LIKE A BRICK SHIT-HOUSE.

HE'S THE CHIEF COMMISSIONING EDITOR
OF BBC TELEVISION.

- WHAT DID YOU DO LAST NIGHT?
- WATCHED A DOCUMENTARY ON QUICKSAND.

- SHE SAYS SHE CAN HEAR YOUR VOICE.
- CALL HER A FAT COW, THEN HANG UP.

TONIGHT, I WAS THAT CLOSE,
THAT CLOSE, TO BEING INFAMOUS.

- I'VE KILLED A BEAR! WHO IS HE?
- HE'S A BARGAIN BEEFEATER BEAR.

# NOBODY DOES IT BETTER... #

NO, THAT'S NOT WORKING.

THEY WERE DEVELOPED IN THE LATE '60S, EARLY '70S,

I'VE NEARLY MOVED EVERYTHING INTO THE HOUSE.

OCCASIONALLY, I DOST VENTURE SOUTH.

(COCKEREL CROWS)
(MAN) A-HA!

THE BOYS ARE BACK IN THE BARRACKS.

- MY SISTER'S GOT THIS BED LINEN.
- DOES SHE LIVE IN A TRAVEL TAVERN?

- ALAN'S DEEP BATH..
- BROUGHT TO YOU BY DETTOL,