IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE A FLAP OF SKIN OR SOMETHING.
WHO IS AS DILIGENT AND HARD-WORKING A CREATURE
AS EVER GRACED THIS WORLD WE CALL...
IF YOU SEE A FIELD WITH A POND,
WITH A FAMILY HAVING A PICNIC,
THINK ABOUT IT. NO ONE HAD HEARD OF OXFORD
BEFORE "INSPECTOR MORSE".
YOU IGNORANT SHIT!
THAT'S NOT REALLY MY KIND OF HUMOUR.
I JUST DID THE BED. I DIDN'T GO NEAR YOUR DRAWER.
- ALAN, I AM NOT NEGOTIATING.
- BUT I AM.
- MORNING, ALAN,
- GOOD MORNING.
THIS HASN'T BEEN CLEANED OUT FOR YEARS. THERE'S A
LITTLE JAPANESE SOLDIER HERE STILL FIGHTING THE WAR.
HELLO, SUSAN. JUST CLOCKING THE NAME TAG THERE.
MAYBE YOU HAVE. IF YOU HAVEN'T, I APOLOGISE.
L THINK HE'LL BE A BIT TOUGHER THAN THAT, LYNN.
LET'S TALK ABOUT YOUR DRUG ADDICTION.
YOU WERE HOOKED ON A VARIETY OF DRUGS.
I'VE DONE IT AGAIN.
RIGHT, SONJA. LET'S SORT THIS TIMETABLE OUT.
YES. THE ATMOSPHERE HAS TURNED RATHER SOUR.
- YES, HE IS. IT'S A MAN.
- THAT'S HER BOYFRIEND.
Alan Partridge: Big Beacon
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