FIRST WORD. THE.

WHY DON'T WE TAKE THESE TO YOUR ROOM?

IT'S 1 A.M.

- LYNN, I'M NOT DRIVING A MINI METRO.
- BUT YOU DO HAVE TO MAKE SUBSTANTIAL SAVINGS.

AYE. INCLUDING YOU, FOUR REGULARS.

DAN! DAN!

I PRESENT A MILITARY-BASED QUIZ SHOW
ON A DAYTIME DIGITAL CHANNEL CALLED UK CONQUEST.

THERE. HELP YOURSELF TO A SCONE.
YOU'RE PROBABLY SICK OF CANTEEN FOOD ON TOUR.

I THINK PEOPLE ARE SAYING,

IF YOU WANT ME, I'LL BE ROUND THE BACK.

WE'RE NOT, YOU ARE.
I DON'T MEAN YOU'VE GOT CANCER.

THAT'S RIGHT, YOU LINK MY ARM.
WE'LL TRY AND LEAVE WITH SOME DIGNITY.

WHAT I'M SAYING IS, IF THEY HAD THEMSELVES
PROPER JOBS TO GAN TO, THEY WOULDN'T DO IT.

THIS HAS GOT A VERY HAUNTING QUALITY.

ABOUT TO BE STORMED
BY 15 BAD BASTARDS IN BOILER SUITS.

- YOU'VE GOT THE COMMON TOUCH.
- THANK YOU.

AND INEFFICIENT.