THAT'S A MILLION POUNDS!

GOOD EVENING.

UNFORTUNATELY, I DON'T THINK
SOCIETY'S READY FOR "VIEW T' KILL".

- WHAT IS COCKNEY?
- AN AREA IN LONDON WHERE CRIMINALS LIVE.

- LOVELY STUFF.
- DID YOU BUY ME A PRESENT TO SAY SORRY?

YOU'VE COME ALL THE WAY OUT HERE
TO TELL ME ABOUT A WALNUT GEAR KNOB?

- THIS DOESN'T FEEL LIKE A TREAT.
- THAT WAY.

- HELLO.
- HI.

- IT'S TODD.
- SERIOUSLY?

THAT'S THE SAME SIZE
AS YOUR BEDROOM IN THE CARAVAN.

- HE'S A CON MAN.
- NO. HE'S A RETIRED POLICEMAN.

HE'S IN THE THIRD BATTALION, THIS LAD
BUT HE'S RIGHT MEAN, OK?

- CAN I INTRODUCE MY PA LYNN?
- HELLO.

- IF THAT'LL HELP THINGS.
- YES, YES.

HE LIVED THE AMERICAN DREAM.
BUILT A HUGE EMPIRE.

- HOW OLD ARE YOU?
- TWENTY-FIVE.

IT AMAZES ME WHEN PEOPLE SAY THAT
AND IT'S ONLY

FRANK SPENCER,