- I'M FROM MANCHESTER.
- M62.

I CAN SEE A LOT OF VERY EXCITING OPPORTUNITIES
AHEAD FOR YOU.

SO WHAT'RE WE GOING TO DO TOGETHER, THEN?
NORWICH IS OUR OYSTER.

YES, OF COURSE, BUT YOUR MUM AND L,
BELIEVE ME

YOU BLONDE BASTARD...FROM THE FUTURE.

- WHAT A FUNNY STORY.
- ALAN'S FUNNY STORIES!

OR IF YOU LIKE TO DEVELOP THE IDEA,
70 PAST FOUR.

- PARTY BAG.
- OH, THANK YOU. BYE BYE.

- WHY DO I NEED TO KNOW THIS?
- BECAUSE I'VE BOUNCED BACK.

(MUSIC: "GET OUT OF YOUR LAZY BED")

I AM SUCH A BIGHEAD!

IT IS QUITE EYE-CATCHING.

GO ON, HAVE A GUESS.

YOU IGNORANT SHIT!

YEAH. SO THAT'S SKY MOVIES...SPORTS...CNN...

WOULD YOU LIKE ME TO LAP DANCE FOR YOU?

NO. I'M HAVING LUNCH
AT TGL FRIDAY'S WITH GORDON.

TELL YOU WHAT AMUSES ME, MICHAEL,
IS WHEN PEOPLE CRITICISE MY BOOK