HI, KIDS. IT'S GREAT TO BE BACK IN MY FINE OLD SCHOOL.

OOH!

ACTUALLY, SOPHIE, THERE'S AN ISSUE I'VE BEEN
MEANING TO RAISE FOR THE LAST TWO WEEKS.

GAVE A PAPER CUT TO A MAN FROM NESTLE.

ONE OF THOSE VEY FRAGILE ONES
WITH A SCREW-ON CUP/CAP.

WHEN GOD WAS HANDING OUT CHESTS...

- TO KEEP YOU OUT, YOU THIEF!
- YOU WHAT?

AIN'T NO ONE GONNA STOP ME.

I SOLD A MAKITA CORDLESS DRILL IN THE LOCAL PAPER,

HOT TOPIC!

WHERE ARE YOU FROM IN IRELAND?

- "ARM WRESTLING WITH CHAS AND DAVE."
- I DON'T THINK SO.

HE USED TO FLIRT WITH LYNN ALL THE TIME.

- KEEP THE THOUGHT THERE.
- AAGH! I THOUGHT YOU WERE ATTACKING ME.

I'VE GOT A CLEAN LICENCE.

I'LL DEAL WITH IT LATER.

DO YOU KNOW, IF KING ARTHUR
HAD HAD AN EXTENDER ON HIS TABLE...

THERE HAVE BEEN MORE COMPLAINTS FROM FARMERS.