AND INSIDE THESE SHEDS
ARE TWENTY-FOOT-HIGH CHICKENS

THEN WATCH TV, LIKE "CONE DANCING".

YOU AND I KNOW I'VE ACTUALLY HAD THE LAST LAUGH...

- YOU OWN KITCHEN PLANET ON THE A416?
- THE VERY SAME.

I'VE ARRANGED FOR YOU
TO SEE A SHOW HOUSE AT TEN O'CLOCK.

A BIT LIKE TONY HAYERS.

- YOU DON'T WANT TO WASH THE DISHES?
- LET'S MAKE LOVE RIGHT HERE, RIGHT NOW.

CERTAINLY NOT "BRAVO TWO ZERO" BY ANDY MCNAB,
WHICH ACTUALLY IMPROVES WITH EVERY READ.

THERE'S A LOAD OF FROSTIES ON YOUR STEP.

IF YOU'RE PROFESSIONAL AND YOU KNOW
YOU'RE WORKING IN THE MORNING,

AND AT THE END OF THE DAY, THE PUBS ARE OPEN,
AND WE'LL BE IN THERE GETTING PISSED!

SONJA, THIS IS NO LAUGHING MATTER.

I COULD STRAP SAUSAGES TO MY FINGERS.

IF YOU WOULD.

I DON'T SUPPOSE
YOU'VE GOT ANY ARMY STORIES ABOUT THEM?

THEY START SHOOTING AT HIM
AND HE GOES, "JUST STOP IT!"

BUT, IN FACT, YOU SOUND LIKE A TRAPPED BOY.

SO, HOW MANY PEOPLE
WERE KILLED IN THE IRISH FAMINE?