- I PREFER TO GO ALONE...
- SURE.

BUT YOUR DONKEYS
ARE PROBABLY BORN WITHOUT HIND LEGS

- WE'RE GOING TO HAVE TO ZIP.
- RIGHT, OK.

YOU SEND IT FOR AN MOT
AND THEY FIND SOME CHAP'S RIBS IN THE OIL SUMP.

TOUCH MY THIS.

- HELLO. MICHAEL.
- AYE AYE, MR PARTRIDGE.

WE NORMALLY HAVE THREE CLOCKS
TELLING THE TIME IN LONDON, PARIS AND DUBLIN.

I KNOW YOU'VE HAD PROBLEMS IN THE PAST...

- I GOT FED UP GETTING MY FEET DIRTY.
- THEY LOOK LIKE ACTION MAN BODY BAGS!

FAMOUS.

- COLMAN'S MUSTARD COLMAN?
- YEAH.

(MAN) WIVENHOE, FLITWICK, TIPTREE,

- WOULD YOU LIKE TO MEET KAREN COLMAN?
- WELL...YES.

IT'S NOT HARDCORE SUPER SEX.

TODAY IS LYNN'S DAY AND SHE HAS BOUNCED BACK
IN THE SAME WAY THAT I HAVE.

- ALAN, THERE'S A CALL FOR YOU.
- RIGHT. YOU GO ON UP, LYNN.

BUT SHE STILL HAD ONE GOOD HAND
AND NO ONE WAS TAKING THAT OFF HER.

- MIKE FROM POLGRAVE, ARE YOU THERE, SIR?
- YOU IGNORANT C..