BUT SHE STILL HAD ONE GOOD HAND
AND NO ONE WAS TAKING THAT OFF HER.

- WHO'S WE?
- ME AND MY FRIEND FROM CHURCH.

JUST GIVE THAT A QUICK CLEAN.

- OPTIONAL.
- AS YOU WISH, CERTAINLY.

SO WHAT DO PEOPLE THINK

- SHALL I PUT IT IN THE MIDDLE?
- THAT WOULD BE HELPFUL.

OF COURSE, TAPE MEASURES
IN THOSE DAYS WERE VIEWED WITH SUSPICION.

- IT'S HOTTER THAN THE SUN!
- I'M GOING NOW. NO HARD FEELINGS?

- HELLO, ALAN.
- OH! HELLO...ER...

HERE'S A RECEIPT FOR A CINEMA TICKET TO "SHREK".

I DON'T WANT TO BE INFAMOUS, I WANT TO BE FAMOUS.

NO, NO. I'VE GOT LOTS OF PLANS.

YOU COULD TRY "WATCHDOG",
BUT I THINK THEY'VE GOT BIGGER FISH TO FRY.

LYNN, DID YOU TELL THEM MY WIFE LEFT ME
AND IS LIVING WITH A NARCISSISTIC SPORTS PIMP?

- I SAY THAT LEXUS IS LIKE THE...
- (BOTH) JAPANESE MERCEDES.

THAT CAT'S NAME IS DAVE CLIFTON

(MUSIC PLAYS)

HAVE I GOT ANYTHING ELSE
TO SAY HERE, OR SHALL I GO?