- DO YOU LIKE THE ROOM?
- IT'S VERY NICE.

SO, ER...

- SEE THE MATCH?
- WHICH ONE?

ALAN!

IF I WAS YOUNG AND MORE ATTRACTIVE?

THAT'S WHAT IT WAS FOR.

WE DID!

- WHAT'S HER BOOK LIKE?
- DON'T REFER TO ME AS "HER".

# I TRIED TO HIDE FROM YOUR LOVE LIFE... #

OH, THERE YOU ARE. SO WHAT DO YOU THINK?

BETRAY ME AND THEN KISS ME.

- WHAT ON EARTH WERE YOU DOING THERE?
- DEVELOPING PHOTOGRAPHS.

I WON'T BORE YOU WITH THE DETAILS,
BUT I DROVE TO DUNDEE IN BARE FEET

AND THIS BEAUTIFUL LASSIE COMES UP,
AND SHE'S HALF THE PRICE OF THE OTHERS,

LET MYSELF IN. NEEDED THE TOILET.

# HE PAINTED SALFORD'S SMOKY TOPS
ON CARDBOARD BOXES FROM THE SHOPS

(SOUTH AFRLCAN ACCENT) FULL BEAM.

I'M SEEING A FRIEND AT THE WEEKEND.