AND THE PROBLEM IS, I'VE GOT SOME
RUDE DAUBINGS ON THE SIDE OF MY CAR.

ENYA...AND THE OTHER ONE.
RIPPED UP THE POPE. BALD CHAP.

DOWN THE SINK.

I'VE GOT MY TICKET. SHAKE MY HAND!

I BRING AN ELEMENT OF HUMOUR.

CAN WE HAVE FOUR FULL BRITISH ISLES
BREAKFASTS, PLEASE?

I ALSO DONE THIS COURSE AT THE ARMY
SCHOOL OF COMMANDO TRAINING.

- CERTAINLY. WHAT'S YOUR NAME?
- JED MAXWELL.

WELL, THEY WERE WHEN I LOOKED THIS MORNING.

HOW WAS YOUR DAY, ALAN?

BUT YOU MAY BE VERY DIZZY.

BLOW UP THE TREE AND USE THE LEAVES TO MAKE
A DRESS FOR YOUR WIFE, WHO'S ALSO YOUR BROTHER!

- YES,
- IN WHICH CASE YOU MIGHT BE A FULL MOON.

HE NEARLY SOILED HIMSELF! HE LAUGHED SO MUCH
HE HAD KENCO COMING OUT OF HIS NOSTRILS.

- I'M GONNA HIT THE ROAD. CHECK YOU LATER.
- CHECK YOU LATER.

GOOD ONE.

OH, I'M SO SORRY. I SHOULD HAVE REALISED.
I DID WONDER WHEN I FIRST MET YOU.

I HEAR THAT ALL THE UNSOLD COPIES
ARE BEING BUNDLED INTO THE BACK OF A TRUCK