THEN HE SAYS, "THAT COOKBOOK
WOULD BE NAE GOOD FOR ME"!

- STILL WATCHING YOU, ALAN.
- I KNOW.

T. GLADDEN E-MAILS TO SAY HE'D LIKE TO CLEAN OUT
THE ATTIC WITH THE LOVELY KATE WINSLET.

- THANKS FOR MY DEDICATION THIS MORNING.
- YOU'RE WELCOME.

- YOU ENJOYED THAT.
- (MACHINE-GUN NOISE)

SURE. LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT THE SET-UP HERE.

THEY'RE ALL RUBBISH, SO TAKE YOUR PICK.

- DID YOU SEND IT?
- NO, I SENT YOU A CHOCOLATE ORANGE,

YEAH. WE ALL SWEAT. I USED TO SWEAT LIKE A ZOO.

THE OTHER ONE BURNT DOWN.

# HIT ME! HIT ME! HIT ME WITH YOUR RHYTHM STICK
IT'S NICE TO BE A LUNATIC

- REALLY?
- INTERESTING FACT.

FAT COW!

- NAME A U2 ALBUM.
- "JOSHUA TREE".

- I'M HAVING A BARBECUE, FANCY COMING OVER?
- I'D LOVE TO!

GOOD TITLE.

- WHAT?
- I'M OFFERING YOU A DRINK.

IF YOU ARE GAY, PLEASE REMEMBER...RUBBER UP.