..BEFORE IT ALL DROPPED,

I HATE ARCHERS, "THE ARCHERS" AND JEFFREY ARCHER.
YOU'RE ALL DECEITFUL COWARDS.

CAN YOU HOLD ON A MOMENT, SUE?
CHRIS FEATHERS LIKES ME.

- YOU'VE GOT THE COMMON TOUCH.
- THANK YOU.

THERE'S NOTHING TO SAY.

DID YOU SEND SOPHIE A VALENTINE'S CARD?

I'M ON MY WAY NOW.
I'M GOING TO WASH HIS CAR.

- IT'S JUST ME AND DAN GOING.
- FINE. I'LL JUST GET HAMMERED ON ME OWN.

YOU'VE BEEN AWAY TOO LONG.

- CAN I SHAKE YOUR HAND AGAIN?
- TAKE A CARD.

I WON'T BORE YOU WITH THE DETAILS,
BUT I DROVE TO DUNDEE IN BARE FEET

TO AN INNOCENT BYSTANDER,
IT COULD LOOK LIKE TRAFFIC CONE THEFT.

(PAN PIPES PLAY)

A GOOD SLOGAN FOR THE TOURIST BOARD.

WITH "LIFE CAN BE CRUEL IN TOKYO".

YOUR MIND'S FLYING.

FOR
AND A FREE TORCH -

I THINK I'D HAVE TO SAY THE BEST OF THE BEATLES.