- NO, SHE'S FINE.
- RIGHT.
IF THAT'S HOW YOU FEEL.
(BARKS)
REMOVED FROM THE COVER OF A MAGAZINE.
- YOU'VE GOT THE COMMON TOUCH.
- THANK YOU.
LOOK AT THAT. NOT EVEN LISTENING.
OFF TO LONDON, NO DOUBT.
YEAH, IF YOU WOULD, PLEASE, YES.
- THAT'S RIDICULOUS.
- I KNOW.
- IS SHE NEW?
- YES, SHE IS.
I THINK WE'VE GOT TIME FOR JUST ONE MORE QUESTION.
- I'M ONE OF THE BIG BOYS NOW.
- WHAT, A PREFECT?
UM... I KNOW. THERE'S A COPY OF MY BOOK
BEHIND RECEPTION. CAN YOU SEE IT?
IN 1975, I WAS CATCHING THE LONDON TRAIN
FROM CREWE.
IT'S SO NICE THAT YOUR FANS CAN MEET YOU.
(80'S-STYLE SYNTHESIS MUSIC)
YOU WAKE UP IN THE MORNING,
YOU'VE GOT TO READ THE SUNDAY PAPERS,
STEADY, GIRLS. OOH, I'M ALL WET!
L THINK WE'VE STRAYED FROM THE TOPIC.
YOU BOTH OBVIOUSLY HAVE ADDICTIVE PERSONALITIES.
Alan Partridge: Big Beacon
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