WELL, YOU KNOW, "WHEN DE BOOT COOMS IN".

BANG! BLOOD DRIBBLES DOWN.

HELLO. YOU PROBABLY DON'T KNOW ME.

(MUSIC - "OLD MACDONALD HAD A FARM")

(SOFT SINGING)
# I LOVED YOU, BUT YOU LEFT ME #

HE'S STAYING WITH ME.

- NO, NO.
- JUST BECAUSE LYNN'S...

I LOVE FAMILIES.
I USED TO HAVE ONE, BUT IT LEFT ME.

WE INTERSPERSE IT WITH THEIR FAVOURITE POP SONGS,
MAKE IT LIGHT-HEARTED, GIVE THEM A PLATFORM.

- HELLO, MICHAEL. DO YOU WANT TO BE ALONE?
- OH, NO. IT'S NICE TO HAVE COMPANY.

WHY ARE YOU ALL STARING? I'M NOT HAVING A GO.

HE'S BEING PURSUED BY A CYBERPUNK
FROM THE PAST, PLAYED BY RUTGER HAUER.

- YEAH.
- YUP, THOUGHT SO.

I WAS SHOWING IT TO A GEORDIE LAST NIGHT
AND I'VE GONE AND LEFT IT IN HIS BLOODY HANDS.

THAT'S A RELIEF. YOUR MIND PLAYS TRICKS.

YES. I'M CONVINCED HE'S MY BEST FRIEND.

- WE CAN STOP AT THE PETROL STATION.
- HOW IS YOUR GEORDIE MATE?

- THIS IS BOB FRASER.
- I OWN SEXTON'S GARDEN CENTRE.