THE LOCAL FIRE BRIGADE IN TENT FOUR.

AND LET IT SLOSH ROUND MY SYSTEM,
DISPENSING THE COFFEE.

- ALAN...
- FIGHT YOU! SORRY...

- WHAT ELSE?
- THERE'S A RIVER MARKET.

ER, NO, I WON'T BE ONE.

I'LL LOOK BACK ON THAT
AS AN EXCELLENT PRACTICAL JOKE.

THEY'RE ALIVE, HE SAYS... I'M NOT READING THIS.

WHY DON'T YOU TWO BUY THE HATCHET
OVER A COFFEE? AFTER YOU, LYNN.

JUST FINISH SIGNING IT THERE.

OH, MY GOD, LYNN'S HERE.
LYNN, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

THE TIME'S 11.3O... SORRY, IT'S YOUR SHOW.

THANK YOU VEY MUCH INDEED.
KISS MY FACE!

- ALAN PARTRIDGE.
- THE VERY SAME. WHAT ARE YOU UP TO?

# MIXED WITH YELLOW CHINKY #
CAN YOU STILL SAY THAT?

YOU'RE LISTENING TO "THIS MORNING'S FARMER".

(SUSAN) TEA? COFFEE?

YOU'D MAKE A VEY GOOD JUDAS.

IT'S JUST SOME PEOPLE
FIND WHAT YOU SAID A BIT RACIST.