RUDDY HELL, IT'S SOFT CELL.
(MUSIC.. "TAINTED LOVE")

I DON'T WANT TO SEE AN ERECTION.
UNLESS IT'S IN THE MIRROR, RIGHT, GUYS?

CAN YOU HEAR ME? I'M TRAPPED UNDER A COW.

THIS CHEMICAL TOILET IS A SANIFLO 33.

HE NEARLY SOILED HIMSELF! HE LAUGHED SO MUCH
HE HAD KENCO COMING OUT OF HIS NOSTRILS.

NO. HIS SILENCE, I THINK, SPEAKS VOLUMES.

AND HE WAS ONLY THREE.

- THIS IS BOB FRASER.
- I OWN SEXTON'S GARDEN CENTRE.

(SINGS BADLY)

COUPLE OF STRAWS, NO PROBLEM.

READ IT BACK.

JUST POP THAT DOWN FOR A SECOND.

- BOLLOCKS! YOU DON'T KNOW BONO.
- I DO KNOW BONO.

ALAN'S DEEP BATH,

- NOT MY CUP OF TEA.
- WE COULD DO A BOND FILM.

YOU ONLY REALLY NEED TO PRESS THAT
IF YOU'RE HAVING A DEEP BATH.

OK.

THAT'S WHY I'M TALKING.