APART FOR HEAVY LIFTING. I'VE GOT A BAD BACK.

SORRY I'M LATE.
HAD TO HAVE A SHOWER. GOT A BIT CLAMMY.

BUT I CAN'T ACTUALLY COOK!

WITH SOME CLASSIC ELECTRO-ROCK

- IT'S THE BEHAVIOUR OF A DOSSER.
- A DOSSER?

9 A.M., "DOCTOR NO". BREAK FOR A PEE.

AND ANOTHER ONE JUST SO I CAN HAVE A POSITIVE.

..IF YOU HAVE ANY OTHER IDEAS.
I'D BE VERY INTERESTED.

"TAKE THAT BLUSHER OFF
YOU UGLY MISSHAPEN-HEADED ELEPHANT TRANNY"?

JUST POP YOUR ELBOW ON THERE...

FEW OF THEM MAKE 60.
WHY ARE THERE HOLES IN MY "DAILY MAIL"?

- SHE LOOKED A BIT LIKE HIM.
- A BIG NOSE AND MAD HAIR?

BUT IT WAS DIFFERENT FOR ME, LIKE
'CAUSE I WAS IN THE ARMY WHEN I WAS SEVENTEEN.

STICK THIS ON.

# NEVER THOUGHT IT WOULD COME TO THIS

CAN I HAVE IT BACK? THANKS.

- IN THE WHOLE WORLD?
- PRETTY MUCH, YEAH.

ONE OF THE BENEFITS OF GLOBAL WARMING
AND INTERNATIONAL TERRORISM