HELLO, CAROL?
COME HERE, YOU LUCKY, LUCKY LADY.
HI. CAN I HAVE AN IRISH COFFEE
DELIVERED TO THE ROOM, PLEASE?
YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED NAKED FLAMES ON THE FORECOURT.
- THE INSIDE.
- THE GIBLETS?
"LET DIE", "GOLDEN", "RAKER"
"EYES ONLY", "PUSSY", "DAYLIGHT'S".
THEY'RE LOVELY AT THAT AGE.
I'VE JUST CRACKED OPEN A BOTTLE OF SUNNY DELIGHT.
I'M GIVING THEM TO ALL LADIES I KNOW
AGED FIFTY AND UNDER.
AND FROM 1993 MANUFACTURERS HAVE BEEN LEGALLY
OBLIGED TO LABEL THEM "CRAB-FLAVOURED" STICKS.
THERE'S THAT IDIOT IN THE BLACK HILLMAN IMP.
THE STRING BACK JUST GIVES YOU
A BIT OF EXTRA PURCHASE.
YEAH. ALL RIGHT. WHAT CAN I DO FOR YOU?
AND SAYING, "I'M A GIANT WITCH!"
YEAH. I'D BE DELIGHTED.
I'D LIKE TO MAKE AN ENQUIRY
ABOUT TWO SUPPLEMENTARY AUXILIARY SPEAKERS
OH, GOD! IT'S OK, IT'S OK.
IF HE TAKES YOU TO GRAVE, WE'LL BE LATE FOR FILM
AND OUR WORK WILL BE DESTROYED.
Alan Partridge: Big Beacon
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