IT'S THE BALL THING YOU HAVE IN WASHING MACHINES.

ALAN'S DEEP BATH,

IT WAS MY UNDERSTANDING IN THE LIFT
THAT NO MONEY WOULD CHANGE HANDS.

# BUT DON'T GO IN

IT'S NOT A PREREQUISITE
FOR BEING ON THE PROGRAMME.

IMAGINE IF WE WERE THE LAST TWO PEOPLE ON EARTH
CAMPED OUT UP HERE.

- WOULD YOU LIKE A HORLICKS?
- YES, PLEASE.

I RECOMMEND YOU START WITH A COUPLE OF JOKES.

I'M A ZOMBIE! I'M DRESSED AS A ZOMBIE!

AT THRESHER'S.
SHE WAS LOADING BOOZE INTO HER CAR.

- I'M FROM MANCHESTER.
- M62.

HELLO, SUSAN. JUST CLOCKING THE NAME TAG THERE.

- WHAT?
- I'M OFFERING YOU A DRINK.

LET'S TALK ABOUT YOUR DRUG ADDICTION.
YOU WERE HOOKED ON A VARIETY OF DRUGS.

(KNOCK)

I'M NOT EXAGGERATING. YOU BUY A CAR OFF THEM
AND FIND OUT IT'S TWO FRONT ENDS WELDED TOGETHER.

THAT'S SORT OF A DEVELOPMENT OF WHAT HE SAID,
BUT IT'S FINE TO JOIN IN.

SOMETHING ALL OVER MY WHATEVER.