(PAN PIPES PLAY)

YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED NAKED FLAMES ON THE FORECOURT.

- YOU'RE AWAY WITH THE HELICOPTERS.
- LIKE "MASH". THAT BEGINS WITH AN "M".

- AND A BAG OF MINSTRELS.
- OOH.

KOI CARP IN THERE AT

MAKE IT AN HOUR. I WANT TO HAVE
A SHOWER BEFORE AND, IDEALLY, AFTERWARDS.

- 25 TIMES.
- EXACTLY!

YOU'VE UPSET HALF THE LOCAL FARMERS,
YOU SEEM TO ALIENATE EVERYBODY,

YEAH. THE IMMERSION HEATER?

AS WE ALWAYS SAY AT DANTE FIRES,
WHAT IS THE BURNING ISSUE?

TEN MINUTES, LYNN!

WHY DO PEOPLE DO THAT?

THIS IS THE KORAN
FOR THE AFTER-DINNER SPEAKER.

GO AND STAND BY THE YAKULTS.

ACTUALLY, THAT IS WHERE YOU WERE CONCEIVED.

AND WHEN I GO SOUTH, IT'S LIKE A BREATH OF FRESH AIR.

- DO "BLUE PETER" WANT TO FILM HERE?
- NO.

MINIBAR, RIGHT. NO, I'LL GET IT MYSELF.