HE USED TO FLIRT WITH LYNN ALL THE TIME.

- WHAT'S HER NAME?
- IT'S A HE.

L HATE TO DO THIS TO YOU, ALAN,
BUT IT'S ACTUALLY A SONG ABOUT...

COLONEL MUSTARD IN THE EN-SUITE BATHROOM
WITH THE LEAD PIPE. BATTERED.

THIS GUY CANED ME FOR DRAWING A CHALK PENIS
ON MY BACK, WHICH I COULDN'T POSSIBLY DO.

- HOW LONG HAVE WE BEEN DRINKING?
- THREE-QUARTERS OF AN HOUR.

IF HE'S LUCKY, IT STICKS IN HIS HAT,

THAT'S IT.

ALL I NEED NOW IS A SHOTGUN.

- 3O?
- 3O?!

WHICH WAS ONE OF HER COMPLICATIONS AT THE END.

I'M VERY GRATEFUL YOU'VE COME OVER.

HE PROVIDES ALL HER

SHOWED A LACK OF UNDERSTANDING OF AGRICULTURAL
METHODS, AND SERVED TO HIGHLIGHT THE STUPIDITY

ALAN'S DEEP BATH,

# WHAT WE NEED IS A GREAT BIG MELTING POT

THEY'RE SEX SWAPPERS!
THIS IS DEFCON ONE. LOOK.

YOU ARE A BIG POSH SOD
WITH PLUMS IN YOUR MOUTH.