ALAN, ALAN! I'M NOT GOING
TO GIVE YOU A SIX-MONTH CONTRACT,

THEY WOULDN'T KNOW A GOOD IDEA
IF I HIT THEM OVER THE HEAD WITH IT

I'LL SEE YOU TOMORROW.

- WHAT YOU WANT TO DO IS...
- I LOVE THIS.

IT'S TIME FOR US TO HAND OVER TO ALAN PARTRIDGE,
ARE YOU READY, ALAN?

OR DO YOU GENUINELY LIKE ME, SEX-WISE?

YOU'VE DONE SOME CRAZY THINGS IN YOUR LIFE.

YES. THE ATMOSPHERE HAS TURNED RATHER SOUR.

- WHO WERE PLAYING?
- WE WERE.

- THE BUILDERS.
- YES.

ALAN, I JUST WANT YOU TO STAND BY ME
WITH A TOWEL TO HELP ME DRY MYSELF.

BUT I DIDN'T KILL HIM, THAT WAS THE TRAGEDY,
I HAD TO GO BACK AND FINISH HIM OFF WITH A JACK.

- THAT WAS LOVELY.
- YES. LIKE A VERY MOVING SHEEP DIP.

MY?

PERHAPS A METAPHOR FOR...

ALAN!

THAT WAS ONE OF THE BIGGEST
STADIUM BANDS IN THE WORLD -

# OH, RATTLING ROARING WILLY IS HE
HE'S OFF TO THE BBC