WELL, THEY WERE WHEN I LOOKED THIS MORNING.

ANY TIME IN THE NEXT 15 MINUTES.

- BATHROOM.
- DO YOU KNOW WHAT THIS ROOM SAYS TO ME?

GO AND EAT SOME COFFEE. DRINK IT.

SO IN THE END IT WAS TELEVISION THAT KILLED HIM.

YOU AND I KNOW I'VE ACTUALLY HAD THE LAST LAUGH...

A COUPLE OF TRAFFIC CONES AND AN OLD MATTRESS.

MICHAEL! MICHAEL, MR PARTRIDGE
IS STILL A GUEST IN THIS HOTEL.

- HI, ALAN.
- SONJA, WHAT ARE YOU DOING BACK?

- IT WOULD HAVE BEEN A DIFFERENT STORY, REALLY.
- IT WOULDN'T HAVE BEEN ROUND!

DO YOU WANT TO POP THIS ON?
NO, IT'S HIDING A HANDLE.

- YES, THAT'S RIGHT.
- WHAT DO I OWE YOU?

- WHO INVENTED THE SKIP?
- I DON'T CARE, I THINK IT'S WAY OUT OF ORDER..

THIS IS JED. HE'S MY DRIVER.

I CHANGED HER SHEETS EVERY DAY FOR TEN YEARS.

LT'S GOT THE STRAPS OPTION.

YOU'D MAKE A VEY GOOD JUDAS.

- THEY'RE NOT DEAF OFFENDERS?
- THEY'RE JUST DEAF.