AND IF YOU WERE,
YOU'D BE A LOVELY JERSEY, RIPE FOR MILKING.

- GREAT. THREE...NO, FOUR LADY-BOYS.
- FOUR LADY-BOYS, RIGHTY-HO.

- WHO?
- WHO?!

IDENTIFY THE HOSTAGES AND TAKE OUT THE TERRORISTS.

IN THE BEST CHAPTER,
I TALK ABOUT WHEN I GORGED ON TOBLERONE

- WHAT SORT OF DOG IS THAT?
- THE SORT THE NAZIS USED ON STEVE MCQUEEN.

A LONDON LOVE TAXI. I HAVE PUT MY HEART
IN BACK OF TAXI AND TOLD DRIVER TO GO TO YOU.

THERE'S A LOVELY PHRASE WHERE IT SAYS,
"BOATING APPEALS TO BOTH FRIENDS AND FAMILY ALIKE".

WOULD YOU LIKE A DRINK FIRST?

WITH A BOTTLE OF SCOTCH!

WATCH IT!

SO, HOW MANY PEOPLE
WERE KILLED IN THE IRISH FAMINE?

JUST DESTROYING MY CEREALS.

- YOU TELL ME PRISON IS VERY CUSHY.
- I WAS MAKING A POINT ABOUT SOMETHING EKE.

ALL I GOT THERE WAS "BROKEN HOMES".
AND A BROKEN HOME IS NOT AN EXCUSE FOR EVIL.

THEY'RE LITTLE ONES.

I'LL TELL YOU AN ANECDOTE!

LITERALLY. YOU'RE WELCOME TO COME ALONG.