YOU'VE GOT WONDER ABOUT A MAN WHO SITS
IN A PETROL STATION ALL DAY TALKING TO OTHER MEN.

# KNOWS WHEN HE'S KISSED HER

- I'VE SEEN THE BIG-EARED BOYS ON FARMS.
- FOR GOODNESS SAKE, THIS IS ALL JUST...

IF YOU'D LIKE TO FOLLOW ME.

EVEN THOUGH I DO HATE IT AND I DON'T
LIVE HERE, I POP IN FOR BREAKFAST.

THE ONION MYSTERY. THE ONION MURDERS.

MORE FROM CAMP DAVID TOMORROW.
THE TIME IS...

MICHAEL'S IN CHARGE OF OUR INTERNET COMPUTER.

MICHAEL!

BREAK IT DOWN, YES.
I'LL GET SOME GRAPEFRUIT JUICE. THAT'LL HELP.

"THE SPY WHO LOVED ME" IS A BRILLIANT FILM.
IT BEGIN IN FOREST IN GERMANY...

WOULD YOU BE BRAVE ENOUGH
TO LET ME FINISH MY CONVERSATION?

HERE'S A RECEIPT FOR A DRESSING GOWN.
TELL US ABOUT THAT.

I'D NEVER LET THAT HAPPEN. HE'D BATTER YOU.
COME ON. TELL ME WHAT YOU'VE GOT.

- CAN I HAVE A GO ON THE LOO?
- OH! SORRY, YES.

EXCELLENT.

NO! GO ON, TRY AND FINISH THE SENTENCE
AND SEE WHAT I DO.

I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU CALL
YOUR SORDID LITTLE GRIEF HOLE.