ROLLED ON THE THIGHS OF A VIRGIN.

COULD HAVE DONE WITH A SKYLIGHT, REALLY.

- GREAT. THREE...NO, FOUR LADY-BOYS.
- FOUR LADY-BOYS, RIGHTY-HO.

I WISH I WAS. TAKE THIS CHEESE.

- HOW LONG HAVE WE BEEN DRINKING?
- THREE-QUARTERS OF AN HOUR.

"NEEDLESS TO SAY, I HAD THE LAST LAUGH."

MICHAEL, I WOULDN'T ASK FOR
A 25% DISCOUNT ON A KITCHEN.

IT'S JUST I'VE NEVER SEEN THAT DONE BEFORE.

THAT WAS TONY HAYERS'S OFFICE ON THE PHONE.
THEY'VE PUT THE MEETING FORWARD TO 12.30 TODAY.

- ALAN, YOU'RE MAKING A FOOL OF YOURSELF.
- WHO-OO...

- AND DOING A BIT OF TIDYING.
- TIDYING?

TALKING OUT OF HIS ARSE.

OK. THANK YOU.

YEAH, THEY ARE, AREN'T THEY?

(FANFARE)

"DR NO VOCAL CHORDS."

- WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
- CLIMBING OVER A FENCE.

THANK YOU, ALAN.
SLIGHTLY MORE EXCITING THAN I'D ANTICIPATED.