LIVE TV CAN BLOW UP IN YOUR FACE.

MICHAEL, IF HE HITS ME, WILL YOU HIT HIM?

- IT'S THE BEHAVIOUR OF A DOSSER.
- A DOSSER?

YEAH. IT'S GOING TO BE
IN THE SYSTEM TILL ABOUT FOUR.

- IT'S RALPH LAUREN.
- CAN I HAVE A SNIFF?

WHAT?

ARE A MILLION MILES FROM YOUR THOUGHTS
AS YOU NEGOTIATE THE NORFOLK BROADS.

- YOU SMILED THEN, LYNN.
- NO, I DIDN'T.

THIS TSUNAMI CRASHES DOWN ON A VILLAGE
AND WIPES THEM ALL OUT.

A PINT OF BITTER, A BIG MARKER PEN, WHATEVER.

- HAVE YOU MET JANE?
- YEAH. I'VE DONE HER.

PROBLEM SOLVED.

"CAN I GET A COFFEE?
PRESUMABLY THE BUFFET IS A FREE-FOR-ALL?"

- NO!
- RIGHT.

I'LL SEE YOU REET, ME OLD FISHY ON A DISHY.

- HAVE YOU READ MY BOOK?
- NO, BUT I'VE SEEN THE PHOTOGRAPHS.

- IT'S LIKE CARS, THIS.
- THAT'S RIGHT.

- IT WOULD HAVE BEEN A DIFFERENT STORY, REALLY.
- IT WOULDN'T HAVE BEEN ROUND!