KOI CARP IN THERE AT

- THE GUY WHO WORKS AT THE GARAGE?
- I KNOW WHERE HE WORKS.

L MEAN, AT FIRST I WAS MORTIFIED..

"KOJAK"!

IS NOT SO ENJOYABLE
AS GANDAIF WITH A LONG WHITE BEARD,

QUITE ATTRACTIVE. PUT THAT DOWN AS A PLUS POINT.

- DREADFUL BUSINESS.
- OH, AWFUL. AWFUL BUSINESS.

THIS IS MICHAEL. HE SELLS KITCHENS.

- WHO'S WE?
- ME AND MY FRIEND FROM CHURCH.

I'VE GOT A GIRLFRIEND. SHE'S ONLY 33.

BASICALLY, COULD I HAVE
A CONDENSED PINK FLOYD CONCERT FOR

TOM SPOTLEY? WHEN?

I LOVED THAT PHRASE YOU USED, IT WAS VERY CLEVER,

DOESN'T GET MUCH BETTER THAN THAT.

WOULD YOU LIKE ME TO LAP DANCE FOR YOU?

(KISS)

- "ARM WRESTLING WITH CHAS AND DAVE."
- I DON'T THINK SO.

IT SHOULD CONTAIN A TORCH
A CURLY WURLY, A BOOK OF STAMPS,