ACTUALLY, BEING YOUR AGE AND EVERYTHING,
THERE'S PROBABLY NO NEED FOR THEM.

- TWO FLAVIA FROTHY CAPPUCCINOS COMING UP.
- YOU'RE A GENTLEMAN.

WHOA! THAT'S ENGLISH FOR "STOP A HORSE".

HELLO.

ALAN. ALAN. THERE.

YOU HAVEN'T LOST IT, ALAN.
I DON'T CARE WHAT THEY SAY.

A BIT LIKE LADY-BOYS.

LOOK LIKE A WOMAN, BUT REALLY IT'S A MAN.

- TELL HIM THERE'S NO SMOKING IN THE HOUSE.
- THERE'S NO SMOKING IN THE HOUSE.

- YOU GOT MY TEXT, THEN?
- HELLO, ALAN.

YES, THANK YOU. I WOULD.

I'M A ZOMBIE. I DON'T KNOW.

BIG BIRD.

SO IF ANYONE WANTS TO LEAVE,
THEN NOW'S THE TIME.

- BY ALL MEANS.
- WHERE IS IT?

- IS THERE A WHOOPEE CUSHION IN HERE?
- YES.

I DON'T SUPPOSE
YOU'VE GOT ANY ARMY STORIES ABOUT THEM?

APROPOS ACHIEVING SURROUND SOUND.