WITH BBC COMMISSIONING POLICY,

I ARREST YOU ON SUSPICION
OF SUCKING UP TO A MUSTARD MAGNATE.

- YOU FELT A BIT SICK.
- MMM.

LET IT GO, LYNN. YOU'RE NEVER GOING TO MEET HIM.

- GO ON!
- WITH A...

GOT UP, WALKED DOWNSTAIRS, HAD BREAKFAST. DIDN'T
EVEN WASH MY HANDS, 'CAUSE I'M A BLOODY BLOKE!

DON'T SMILE. YOU'VE BROKEN YOUR NECK.

JILL, YOU ARE SO DIRTY!

THE "DAILY MAIL"?
ARGUABLY THE BEST NEWSPAPER IN THE WORLD.

I DO COLLAGE. I CUT OUT THE HEADS OF U2
AND THEN I PUT ON TOP OF SPACE CLOTHES.

THIS BOOK WOULD FIT INTO AN ATTACHE CASE

- I'M FROM MANCHESTER.
- M62.

AND WE DO THAT IN TWO AREAS -

- I'M JOKING.
- GREAT!

THE BOYS ARE BACK IN THE BARRACKS.

SOMEONE SHOULD HAVE TOLD HIM.

I'VE REALLY GOT TO SAY THIS, DAVE. CHOCOLATE
ORANGES ARE AVAILABLE FROM RAWLINSONS, THAT'S ALL.