MAKE THE NUMBERS UP, COME ON.

BUT FINE, I'LL SACK HER.

- HI. I'M ALAN PARTRIDGE.
- PIET.

"WITH SPECIAL CELEBRITY GUEST STAR, SUE COOK."

- THE CHICKEN IS EMPTY.
- IT'S HOLLOW?

OH, SMART.

- WHAT'S HE DOING HERE?
- YOU SAID INVITE A GUEST.

THERE'S NO NEED FOR THAT!

OR THEY'D SIMPLY GO FOR A HEAD SHOT.

WHO'S THE OTHER ONE?

AS A MUSTARDESS, IF YOU LIKE,
WHAT'S YOUR VIEW ON THE NEW KIDS ON THE BLOCK?

- COULD YOU ASK ME FOR THIS LATER?
- YOU'VE DONE IT NOW.

- I AM NOT SCARED TO DOGS.
- THESE ARE MORE LIKE FAT HORSES.

WHAT, LIKE THREE MEN BURNING IN A TANK,
GOING "URGH!"?

TANNOY IS A BRAND NAME.

- WHO'S WE?
- ME AND MY FRIEND FROM CHURCH.

- I'VE REALLY GOT TO GO.
- GO, GO, GO, GO.

SEE THAT?