MY?

DON'T WORRY.
IT'S JUST A CUSHION THAT SIMULATES RECTAL GAS.

- ALL RIGHT?
- GOOD MORNING.

- A PIECE OF FRUIT?
- NO, THANKS.

WHO WAS CONVINCED THAT IN A PREVIOUS LIFE
HE'D BEEN ARTHUR ASKEY.

(APPLAUSE)

IT'S LIKE "THE X-FILES", BUT A PLEASANT ONE.

DIFFICULT ONE TO FIGURE OUT, THAT.
BUT THEY'RE JUST DEAF,

WHO CHOP PEOPLE'S HEADS OFF, SET FIRE
TO THEIR EYEBROWS AND KNOCK PEOPLE'S TEETH OUT

OH, NO. THAT'S THE COWARD'S WAY OUT, MAN.

YEAH. BUT ALL THOSE SMALL TAXIS
AND LITTLE TOWER BRIDGES MAKE ME FEEL LIKE A GIANT.

GOOD MORNING TO YOU, SIR.

HEARD YOU LAYING INTO THE CRIMINALS AGAIN.

WE MANAGED TO RECTIFY IT, BECAUSE
IT NOW SAYS "COOK" WHERE IT ONCE SAID "COCK",

AND HE IS MR NUMERO...ONE.

I'VE SORT OF EMPLOYED IT HERE, LIKE.

IMAGINE THAT, MIKE. DRIVING ACROSS THE STATES
ON ONE OF THEM ROADS - ROUTE 66.

WITH A SELF-PENNED SONG
ENTITLED "I LOVED YOU, BUT YOU LEFT ME".