THAT WAS NORWICH-BASED SINGER
CHRISTIAN LE VAUX

OR, AS THE AMERICANS SAY, "FI-I-IVE."

YEAH, I'VE JUST BEEN EATING SOME MOUSSE.

MR B ODDIE. THIS IS BILL ODDIE.

OOH!

- HELLO, MICHAEL. DO YOU WANT TO BE ALONE?
- OH, NO. IT'S NICE TO HAVE COMPANY.

I DO COLLAGE. I CUT OUT THE HEADS OF U2
AND THEN I PUT ON TOP OF SPACE CLOTHES.

WE CAN'T CELEBRATE WITH THE SPICE GIRLS,

YOU'VE GOT TEN MINUTES. GO GIVE IT TO HER.

- WE'LL BE HAVING COFFEE NEXT DOOR.
- I'LL SHOW YOU. IT'S IMPOSSIBLE. WATCH.

SO HAVE YOU GOT A JOB?

- COME IN.
- THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

I'VE HIT FAST FORWARD.
LOOKS LIKE A SORT OF HARDCORE BENNY HILL.

YEAH. I GOT A CHALK PENIS DRAWN ON ME
BY SOME SHIT. I'D LOVE TO GET MY HANDS ON HIM.

LIKE A BOW-TIE, BUT MINIATURE?
LIKE AN ACTION MAN BOW-TIE.

HE'S MARRIED
SO I SHALL ONLY BE USING HIS CHRISTIAN NAME.

YOU'VE UPSET HALF THE LOCAL FARMERS,
YOU SEEM TO ALIENATE EVERYBODY,

- IT'S TODD.
- SERIOUSLY?