..TWO PACKETS OF TOFFOS?

PROGRAMMES ABOUT STORMS? GET A LIFE.

I WONDER WHO GOT THE POWER PACK.

IT'S MOORED IN MIAMI.

I THINK I'D HAVE TO SAY THE BEST OF THE BEATLES.

IT SAYS "COCK, PISS, PARTRIDGE".

- YOU HAVEN'T GOT WHIPLASH.
- I KNOW.

(COCKEREL CROWING)

- WHY DID YOU THINK IT SAID THE REST?
- I MUST HAVE DREAMT IT.

IS THERE A NUMBER?

IT'S BASICALLY ZERO-MAINTENANCE GRASS.

YOU WANT TO MAKE LOVE? THE BED'S READY.

YES. THE BEING EARLY TRICK. MIND GAMES.

AND THAT CUSHION EFFECT ON THE FACE.

SORRY I'M LATE.
HAD TO HAVE A SHOWER. GOT A BIT CLAMMY.

I'M IN A STATIC HOME WITH THREE WOMEN.

- WE DON'T NEED OUR DRIVE TARMACKING.
- THIS IS GORDON.

DO YOU KNOW WHAT IT SAYS ON THE SIDE OF MY CAR?