NO, NO.

AS A MUSTARDESS, IF YOU LIKE,
WHAT'S YOUR VIEW ON THE NEW KIDS ON THE BLOCK?

YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO SACK EVERYONE
AND CLOSE THE OFFICE DOWN

- YOU'VE GOT IT ON THE VALANCE.
- ON THE WHAT?

YEAH. ALL RIGHT. WHAT CAN I DO FOR YOU?

- QUALITY RADIO.
- AND I WORK IN A PETROL STATION.

- GET THAT COW OFF THE BOAT!
- IT SMELLS. I CAN FEEL AN UDDER ON MY LEG!

I'VE GOT SOME STUFF FOR YOUR BEDROOM.
HAVE YOU DECIDED WHICH ROOM IT'S GOING TO BE?

A LORRY FULL OF LIVESTOCK HAS JACKKNIFED,
SHEDDING ITS LOAD OVER BOTH LANES.

YOU SUBSTITUTE "D" FOR "T"
WHEN YOU'RE BROADCASTING.

DO THOSE KEEP YOU AWAKE AT NIGHT?

OH, DEAR.

FUCK OFF!

(ROCK MUSIC)

RIGHT, YOU'LL LIKE THIS.
"KNOWING M.E., KNOWING YOU."

I LOVE YOU, IN A WAY.

I'M NOT OK.

- # KEEP IT TURNING... #
- I COULD PRETEND TO BE YOUR WIFE.