I PRESENT A MILITARY-BASED QUIZ SHOW
ON A DAYTIME DIGITAL CHANNEL CALLED UK CONQUEST.

I KNOW IT SAYS, "THOU SHALT NOT LIE,"

- I'D LOVE TO.
- GUESS WHERE HE LIVES.

VERY LAID-BACK PETROL STATION, THIS.
YOU COULD HAVE SOFAS IN HERE.

WHY DON'T WE TAKE THESE TO YOUR ROOM?

- WHOA! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
- POURING THE WINE OUT.

I'VE NEVER REALLY THOUGHT ABOUT IT.
SHE'LL BE ALONG SOON WITH A HOT DESSERT.

HELLO, IT'S ALAN AGAIN. I'VE LOCKED YOU ALL
IN THE BOARDROOM SO YOU DON'T GET ME.

SO HAD THE BRONTI SISTERS.

VERY GOOD. HAVE YOU
GOT A BATTERY FOR AN ERICKSON?

IN WHICH CASE
I WON'T EVEN KNOW IT'S HAPPENED.

THEN I'D TILT THE HELICOPTER TO ONE SIDE.
BULLETS ARE CHEWING UP THE DRIVE.

ONLY DRIVING THROUGH COUNTRIES
WHERE THEY DRIVE ON THE LEFT,

BUT WITH DIFFERENT-SHAPED PASTA.

YES. I THINK I'LL HAVE
THE FETTUCCINI A L'ARRABBIATA, PLEASE.

LET'S CALL THE WHOLE THING...A NICE CHAP
AND DOESN'T MATTER WHAT RACE HE IS.

DON'T YOU FEEL GOOD? RELAX.

YOU'RE LOOKING A GIFT HORSE IN THE MOUTH.