YOU TELL TAX PEOPLE THEY WON'T FIND YOUR MONEY?

"WHILE OVERTAKING NATIONAL EXPRESS COACHES
CAN BECOME A LONG, DRAWN-OUT AFFAIR."

RIGHT. GET DIALLING. IF YOU WANT TO
CROSS THE CLIFTON SUSPENSION QUIZ,

I CHANGED HER SHEETS EVERY DAY FOR TEN YEARS.

THESE ARE NICE. GOT A NICE KIND OF GLOSSY FINISH.

OPENING SEQUENCE - ME IN TRAFALGAR SQUARE
FEEDING THE PIGEONS, GOING, "OH, GOD!"

AND THEN MAKE A PROGRAMME ABOUT IT.

SORRY. IT'S NOT GOING VERY WELL.

EVEN THEN IT'S GOING TO WEIGH
THE BEST PART OF A TON.

WHO WILL HOPEFULLY
NOT BE MASSACRING ANYONE THIS EVENING,

SO... HOW HAVE YOU BEEN, ALAN?

EXCELLENT. LET'S GO TO THE GRAVEYARD.

YOU CAN'T USE THE TOILET BECAUSE IT'S BLOCKED.

(BARKS)

(LYNN) OH, IT'S SMELLY.
(ALAN) IT'S GOT WALNUTS IN.

"AND I THINK LOTS OF BOYS ON AN ISLAND
KILLING A FAT BOY"

COME IN.

JUST WANTED TO SAY YOUR COMMENTS EARLIER
ABOUT FARMERS WAS IGNORANT AND OFFENSIVE,