WOULD YOU LIKE ME TO LAP DANCE FOR YOU?

THEY HAVE FUNERALS WITH FLORAL TRIBUTES
THAT SAY THINGS LIKE "MUM" AND "STAB".

A GIANT MICROWAVE
AND YOU CAN JUST POP A WITCH IN IT. HORRIFIC!

- HIS HOUSE?
- YES.

MOBILE PHONE NOT HURT TOO MUCH. IS ONLY SMALL.

NO. WE'LL USE THE BEACH TOWEL.

THERE YOU GO.
THEY TAUGHT YOU A TRADE. MINOR REPAIRS.

BUT TWO YEARS AGO, I WAS A MESS.
I'D PUT ON WEIGHT. I HAD BREASTS.

- THEY SHOULD HAVE PUT "M" ON YOUR FOREHEAD.
- WHY?

WHAT A WASTE.

NO, NOT YOU, THE WOMAN BEHIND.

- HELLO.
- HELLO. YOU GOING TO THE LIFT, TOO?

HMM!

THAT WAS THE BEST FULL ENGLISH BREAKFAST
I'VE HAD SINCE GAY WILMOT'S WEDDING.

SO ALL THIS IS OUT OF BOUNDS FOR THE WEEKEND.

I THINK I'D PREFER TO ADOPT. MEN CAN THESE DAYS.

ALL RIGHT, THEN.

ALTHOUGH MY COUSIN DID ONCE BUY A PIRATED
TWEENIE FROM A COVERED MARKET IN BRUNDALL