I THINK YOU'VE GOT A VIVID IMAGINATION.

IF THAT'S HOW YOU FEEL.

I'M TALKING ABOUT THE MENO...MENOPAU...
OOH, JILL, YOU KNOW YOUR ONIONS!

I WAS DRUNK, YOU KNOW. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING
ASLEEP ON THE SINK, JUST LIKE THIS.

- ARE YOU NOT HAVING ANY BACON?
- NO, I'M VEGETARIAN.

- HOW'S UM...THE DRUMMER?
- THE DRUMMER IS FINE.

THERE YOU GO.
THEY TAUGHT YOU A TRADE. MINOR REPAIRS.

WHY DON'T YOU ISSUE A FULL RETRACTION, AND YOU'LL
GET YOURSELF OUT OF A LOT OF SILLY BOTHER?

CHIPS AND CRINKLE-CUT CHIPS.

I DON'T SUPPOSE
YOU'VE GOT ANY ARMY STORIES ABOUT THEM?

- WHAT DO YOU THINK OF AMERICAN THINGS?
- A BIT FULL OF THEMSELVES.

DO YOU KNOW, IF KING ARTHUR
HAD HAD AN EXTENDER ON HIS TABLE...

IT'S YOU. HOW THE DEVIL ARE YOU?

IF YOU WOULD.

NOT A TRACE. PEACE OF MIND, I'M SURE
ESPECIALLY IF YOU HAVE ELDERLY RELATIVES ON BOARD.

IT'S WHEN PEOPLE RELIEVE THEMSELVES
ON EACH OTHER.

DESPITE WHAT I SAID EARLIER. AT ANY ONE TIME
I HAVE NINE BOTTLES OF WINE IN MY HOUSE.

- YES, HE IS. IT'S A MAN.
- THAT'S HER BOYFRIEND.