YES. I MEAN, YES, I WANT YOU
TO SHOW ME THE BUTTON THAT SAYS "NO".

YEAH, ALAN, I'D LIKE THAT, YEAH.

I MEAN, HELLO?

- DID YOU SEND IT?
- NO, I SENT YOU A CHOCOLATE ORANGE,

I REALLY DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY. I FIND IT DIFFICULT...

- THERE WE GO.
- THANKS VERY MUCH.

WHY DO THEY CHANGE THE NAME?
CONSIGNIA AND SCOPE.

HE'S MARRIED
SO I SHALL ONLY BE USING HIS CHRISTIAN NAME.

RUINED A ROMANTIC NIGHT OUT
FOR MANY DINERS BY MASSACRING THEM.

STICK THIS ON.

- YES, IT IS.
- IT'S VERY NICE. WHAT IS IT?

..BUT CELEBRATE THE CULTURE
OF BOTH COUNTRIES.

GOOD IDEA FOR A PROGRAMME.

BETTER BEING IN A FICTIONAL NIGHTCLUB
THAN IN A FICTIONAL BATH, ALAN.

MAYBE YOU SHOULD BE BANNED AFTER SOME OF
THOSE SHOCKING PRIZES YOU'VE GIVEN AWAY.

WHAT DO YOU THINK WAS WRONG WITH MY BOOK?

- HEY, I'VE GOT ANOTHER.
- FOUR WORDS.

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