AH, BONJOUR, MONSIEUR PARTRIDGE.
COMMENT ALLEZ-VOUS, MONSIEUR?

- UNLEADED.
- MINE'S DIESEL.

TO MAKE A COMPLETE CAR.

- ARE YOU NOT HAVING ANY BACON?
- NO, I'M VEGETARIAN.

HMM! A NICE BIG THICK SLICE OF THIN LIZZY.

- YES, I AM.
- I DON'T BELIEVE IT!

- NOTTINGHAM?
- NO.

I'D LOVE TO FLY A HELICOPTER.
THE WORLD'S GETTING SMALLER.

HAVE YOU TAMPERED WITH THE WRAPPING?

- OK. ALAN, I LOVE YOU.
- THANKS A LOT.

(SLOW ROCK MUSIC)

ANYONE WHO KNOWS US
MIGHT HAVE THOUGHT IT WAS ME INSIDE THERE.

TWO MILLION, AND ANOTHER TWO MILLION
HAD TO LEAVE THE COUNTY.

- THERE WE GO.
- THANKS VERY MUCH.

IMAGINE IF WE WERE THE LAST TWO PEOPLE ON EARTH
CAMPED OUT UP HERE.

- NO. IT JUST SAYS "MICHAEL".
- AYE, IT DOES.

- IT'S VERY DIFFICULT TO...
- NOT A PROBLEM.

- JAB IT INTO SOMEBODY'S EYE, LIKE THAT.
- THAT'S NOT A GADGET, MICHAEL.