I DO ENJOY THESE CHATS IN THE MORNING.

INTERESTING, BECAUSE YOU DO SOUND
LIKE A BADDIE IN A JAMES BOND FILM.

THANK YOU VEY MUCH FOR BEING
"THIS MORNING'S FARMER".

SHE'S INSURED. SHE'S A NAMED DRIVER. LET'S GO!

NO.

- TONY!
- OH, PETER, HELLO. HOW ARE YOU?

NOTHING. IT'S JUST THAT
SHE REALLY REALLY LOOKS LIKE YOU.

A LIE IS A LIE.

# GUARANTEED TO BLOW YOUR MIND #

- THAT SOUNDS DEPRESSING.
- JUST THE PETROL, THEN?

- IF YOU DON'T DO IT, SKY WILL.
- I'LL LIVE WITH THAT.

- AND LEAVE IT ON THE SPIKE?
- PULL IT OFF THE SPIKE.

HE DOESN'T AVOID TAX, HE ONLY EVADES TAX..
NO, THE OTHER WAY ROUND. OH, SHUT UP!

WHAT DO YOU THINK WAS WRONG WITH MY BOOK?

I KEEP LOOSE WERTHER'S ORIGINALS IN THEM.

I HAD CRACKLING ON SUNDAY.
IT HAD HAIRS ON IT, BUT I DIDN'T MIND.

YOU'RE MY PA AND YOU'RE INVITING ME
TO A RELIGIOUS WET T-SHIRT COMPETITION.

AND ANOTHER ONE JUST SO I CAN HAVE A POSITIVE.