BAPTISM? HOW WILL THEY GET YOU TO THE FONT?
THEY'D NEED FOUR MEN TO LIFT YOU.

YOU KNOW THOSE LITTLE SOAPS
YOU LEAVE IN THE SHOWER ROOM?

LISTENERS, I HAVE SOMEONE ON THE LINE
WHO FEARS HE MAY BE A GAY.

AYE.

- THE BUILDERS.
- YES.

- THIS WILL PUT NORWICH ON THE MAP.
- WHY WOULD I WANT TO DO THAT?

CHAMPION!

THIS IS ALICE, WHO'S NOT GOING TO SHRINK ME. SHE'S
GOING TO TALK ABOUT HAMILTON'S HOLIDAY BREAKS.

SORRY ABOUT THAT.

YOU DO THAT WITH BATTLEFIELD CASUALTIES
SO THE DOCTORS KNOW THEY'VE HAD MORPHINE.

(FARTING NOISE)

I'VE NEARLY MOVED EVERYTHING INTO THE HOUSE.

- LOSE YOUR KEY?
- I COULDN'T OPEN MY DOOR AS I'D LOST MY KEY.

- YES. KETAMINE.
- WHY DRAG HORSES INTO IT?

WOULD YOU LIKE ME TO LAP DANCE FOR YOU?

I HOPE YOU'LL NOT BE A STRANGER.

THESE CORRIDORS.

SO PERHAPS WE COULD GO AND CHAT
ABOUT ALL MY OTHER IDEAS IN MY ROOM.