- THAT WAS A LONG TIME AGO, ALAN.
- THAT'S WHAT NAZI WAR CRIMINALS SAY.

MY WIFE AND I FOUND IT OFFERS
THE KIND OF LUXURY AND COMFORT

(MUSIC)

OR DO YOU GENUINELY LIKE ME, SEX-WISE?

- DID YOU GET THE CHOCOLATE ORANGE.
- YES, THANK YOU.

(80'S-STYLE SYNTHESIS MUSIC)

I RELEASED AN UNEXPECTED BUT POTENT GUST.

I'M SHIT-CHATTING. SORRY, CHIT-SHATTING.

SORRY. WE'RE ALSO TAKING EMAILS
ON THE BIG QUESTION. WHAT HAPPENS AFTER WE DIE?

MARY POPPINS! WHAT'S THAT?

I'M GIVING THEM TO ALL LADIES I KNOW
AGED FIFTY AND UNDER.

- I DIDN'T THINK YOU WERE A RAVER.
- I'M NOT. I'M STRAIGHT.

OH, COOK A CAT!

THIS IS THE LOBBY. I LIKE TO READ
THE SUNDAY PAPERS IN HERE.

I'M EARNING MORE THAN YOU THINK.
I'M HEAD OF MODERN LANGUAGES.

- I SAY THAT LEXUS IS LIKE THE...
- (BOTH) JAPANESE MERCEDES.

YES. SURE.

(VOMITS)