LOOK, ALAN, I DON'T WANT YOU FEEL THAT THE...
I'LL SEE YOU LATER, PETER.

THEY'VE RE-BADGED IT, YOU FOOL!

- COME IN! THE DOOR'S OPEN.
- JUST ME.

CARRY ON.

I WANT YOU HERE.
YOU'D BE MY VERY OWN JOHN WEST TINNED WOMAN.

SO HAVE YOU GOT A JOB?

MIKE, I'M JUST GONNA GRAB A DR PEPPER
FROM THE COOLER. STICK IT ON MY TAB.

(MAN) WIVENHOE, FLITWICK, TIPTREE,

IF I WAS YOUNG AND MORE ATTRACTIVE?

RUDDY BLOODY GOOD, ACTUALLY.

I FOUND MYSELF IN A RUSH FOR THE ONE REMAINING SEAT

A MILLION MILES FROM THE URBAN DECAY
OF THE MANCHESTER SHIP CANAL

- THANK YOU.
- YOU'RE WELCOME.

IF YOU HAVE, PLEASE TAKE THE REST OF THE DAY OFF.

LITERALLY. YOU'RE WELCOME TO COME ALONG.

HELLO. I'M A COMMUNIST WITH A GUN.
I HATE YOU LOT. CAN I USE YOUR TOILET?

THAT WAS THE POLICE
WITH "DO DO DO, DA DA DA" -

- SPLENDID AND TREMENDOUS.
- IT'S A GIRLS-ONLY NIGHT TONIGHT.