HAVE YOU NEVER HAD A CUP OF BEANS?
YOU'RE IN FOR A TREAT.

IN NORMAL HOUSE
YOU DON'T HAVE 4O TABLES THE SAME.

EVERYTHING ALL RIGHT, MR PARTRIDGE?

BYE.

A BIT LIKE TONY HAYERS.

IF YOU'RE AT A FAIR, THEY MIGHT
PUT YOUR HEAD IN A CANDY-FLOSS MACHINE.

IF YOU WOULD.

WHY DON'T WE TAKE THESE TO YOUR ROOM?

- WHAT'S THAT?
- A BUILD-UP OF FATTY DEPOSITS OVER THE BELT LINE.

HELLO, MR PARTRIDGE. DRINK?

BUT IF YOU DO, YOU CAN KEEP
THE COMPANY WITH A SKELETON STAFF...

TEETH OF GOLD AS WELL!

IN MY PRE-HAIR DAYS.

IF YOU DO K, Y AND Z, BOB'S YOUR UNCLE.

WHY THE RED ROPE AND PLASTIC FRUIT?

THEN HE SAYS, "THAT COOKBOOK
WOULD BE NAE GOOD FOR ME"!

DON'T ALL GO OFF TO THE TOILET AND TALK ABOUT ME
BECAUSE IT REALLY IS TOO SMALL.

IS NOT SO ENJOYABLE
AS GANDAIF WITH A LONG WHITE BEARD,