ANYTHING YOU NEED, JUST LET ME KNOW.
OR YOU, MRS PARTRIDGE.

WELL, CLOSE THE DOOR.

GO TO THE FRONT OF THE BUFFET QUEUE.

WOULD YOU LIKE ME TO LAP DANCE FOR YOU?

OH, SMART.

- YOU HAVEN'T GOT WHIPLASH.
- I KNOW.

WHEN I MADE SOME COMMENTS ABOUT
INTENSIVE FARMING. WHERE DID I GO WRONG?

I'M ALL RIGHT WITH THE SCRUMPY!

DID HE EVER TURN ALL THE LIGHTS OFF IN THE HOUSE
AND RUN TOWARDS YOU WITH A TORCH

- FIRST?
- YES.

# IT STARTED WITH A KISS #

THANK YOU. THAT'S ALL I WANTED TO KNOW.

THAT'S RUBBISH. I KNOW FOR A FACT
MARTIN LEWIS GOT TWO POWER SHOWERS OUT OF THEM.

I KNOW. THIS HAS PUT THINGS IN PERSPECTIVE.

- IS THAT YOU?
- NO. THAT'S MY DAUGHTER, DENISE.

- I THINK IT'S SNAZZY.
- I THINK YOUR HAIR'S SNAZZY.

- GIN AND TONIC?
- YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT, FINE.

AND I ASKED, "WHO INVENTED THE SKIP?"
JACK ON LINE TWO.