OH, IT'S A DEAD END.

I'M ALAN PARTRIDGE.
L HOST "NORFOLK NIGHTS" ON RADIO NORWICH

"BRITAIN HAS SOME OF THE SAFEST ROADS
IN EUROPE, BUT THIS ISN'T BRITAIN.

START THE ENGINE.

"FLATLEY, MY DEAR, I DON'T RIVERDANCE....
GIVE A DAMN."

MY NAME'S GRAHAM.

- BAD DAY.
- YEAH. MMM.

THEY'RE NOTABLE BY THEIR ABSENCE. THE NERVE!

IT'S WITTY. NOT LIKE A LOT
OF GRAFFITI YOU SEE THESE DAYS.

OH, YES. I CAN SEE WHAT HE'S DONE NOW.
SHALL I PUT IT ON THE LIST?

GOOD TITLE.

- SHOW LYNN.
- OH, YEAH.

SO I PICKED IT UP AND I THREW IT IN THE SEA.

HIT YOUR TARGETS OR YOU'LL BE FIRED.

NO, ANY TIME.

- WHEN DID YOU GET THIS CALL?
- THREE MINUTES AGO.

PROPERLY POLICED. IT MUST NOT,
REPEAT NOT, TURN INTO AN ALL-NIGHT RAVE.

NEARLY THERE.