LYNN! I KNOW WHAT REALLY HAPPENED.

THIS WAS FILMED TWO YEARS AGO
AND I HAVE LET MYSELF GO A LITTLE.

HA-HA-HA-HA. THAT KISSING SOUND
ISN'T SOMEONE KISSING ME, OR KISSING A COCK.

NO. HE LIKES TO LIE THERE, THOUGH,
WITH THE "SUNDAY EXPRESS"

THE TEMPERATURE INSIDE THIS APPLE TURNOVER
IS 1,OOO DEGREES.

I WONDER WHAT THAT WILL LOOK LIKE.

LITERALLY. YOU'RE WELCOME TO COME ALONG.

IF YOU'D LIKE TO FOLLOW ME.

- I BOUGHT THE CHICKEN ON THURSDAY.
- CHICKEN'S FINE.

- WHAT'S THE ONE WITH THE LASER BEAM?
- "GOLDFINGER"!

- WHAT YOU WANT TO DO IS...
- I LOVE THIS.

I RECKON I COULD DO THAT BOND STUFF.

IF YOU DON'T START TREATING HER BETTER,
I'M GOING TO KNOCK YOUR BLOCK OFF.

THAT'S RIGHT! IT'S CALLED AN AIREALATOR.

HELLO, LYNN.

AND THEY'LL PROBABLY LOOK BLANKLY AT YOU... HELLO?

- JANE.
- THANK YOU FOR COMING.

SOMETHING TO PITCH TO TONY HAYERS
AT BBC LUNCH, FRIDAY.