YOUR MISSION.. GO TO CARDIFF, HAVE FULL SEX
WITH A WOMAN, COME BACK ON THE COACH.

MAYBE THE MONKEYS ARE TYING
TO COLLECT ENOUGH PARTS TOGETHER

THAT'S YOU AS WELL.
SHOOT ME NOW WITH A MASSIVE GUN!

- THIS IS RIDICULOUS!
- HOW MANY COWS HAVE YOU GOT?

THEY HAVE FUNERALS WITH FLORAL TRIBUTES
THAT SAY THINGS LIKE "MUM" AND "STAB".

- DON'T GIVE YOURSELF A HEART ATTACK.
- IT'S CARDIOVASCULAR EXERCISE.

- CAN I HAVE A SECOND SERIES?
- WHO AM I?

RIGHT. AND WILL CHRIS FEATHERS
BE AT THE FUNERAL?

I'M 47. SHE'S 14 YEARS YOUNGER THAN ME.
BACK OF THE NET!

HE ENCLOSED A RECEIPT.
I SUBMITTED ODDIE'S RECEIPT FOR TAX PURPOSES.

IT'S POLITICAL CORRECTNESS GONE MAD.

CLYDESDALE HORSES. 12 HANDS HIGH.

(HE LAUGHS)

- WHEN DID YOU GET THIS CALL?
- THREE MINUTES AGO.

- TELL HER I'M NOT HERE.
- HE'S NOT HERE.

AND I ASKED, "WHO INVENTED THE SKIP?"
JACK ON LINE TWO.

IT MIGHT LOOK A BIT POKEY FROM THE OUTSIDE,
BUT A HAMILTON'S BOAT IS DECEPTIVELY LARGE,

AND I'M AN INNOCENT BYSTANDER,