OH, GREAT. WILL YOU COME AND SEE
MY BROTHER-IN-LAW NEXT WEEKEND?

- WELL...
- TELL ME WHAT YOU MEAN BY "WATERSPORTS".

SO LET'S GET THIS STRAIGHT.

- I'M HAVING A BARBECUE, FANCY COMING OVER?
- I'D LOVE TO!

THEY'RE WORN BY SADDAM HUSSEIN,

I'M GOING TO GET A GINSTER'S FROM THE FRIDGE.
PUT IT ON THE SLATE.

USE A SAUSAGE AS A BREAKWATER.

- I CAN'T MOVE MY HEAD.
- CALM DOWN, LYNN!

WE NORMALLY HAVE THREE CLOCKS
TELLING THE TIME IN LONDON, PARIS AND DUBLIN.

- HELLO, ALAN.
- HELLO.

"AQUA." WHICH IS FRENCH FOR WATER.

- OH! TALK OF THE DEVIL!
- MORNING, MR PARTRIDGE.

USEFUL STUFF.

JANE.

- (CLEARS THROAT)
- SORRY. I'M NOT ENYA.

THEY'RE ACTUALLY LEFT-HAND DRIVE. SO YOU'D
JUST BE GRABBING PHOTOGRAPHS OF YOUR FAMILY.

- WHAT YOU GET UP TO IN HERE, IT'S YOUR BUSINESS.
- I DON'T GET UP TO ANYTHING!

LYNN, CALL BILL ODDIE AND..