YEAH, THAT'S IT, GOODBYE,

(DRAMATIC MUSIC)

- ABOOT?
- AYE. YOU KNOW, VANDALS. WHAT IS IT ALL ABOOT?

IT'S ALAN PARTRIDGE.

RIGHT BACK TO CLASSIC ROCK, LIKE WINGS.

- I WALKED OFF.
- WHO'S UPSET YOU THIS TIME?

AND YOU!

- SELLS PIES, ANTI-FREEZE.
- YEAH, IT'S GOT ONE OF THOSE.

I KNOW IT SAYS, "THOU SHALT NOT LIE,"

I'M JUST SICK AND TIRED OF YOU SLAGGING FARMERS
OFF. ARE YOU GOING TO APOLOGISE TO THEM?

THE BOYS ARE BACK IN THE BARRACKS.

(IMITATES ACCENT)..PYROTECHNICS.

YES.

A LONDON LOVE TAXI. I HAVE PUT MY HEART
IN BACK OF TAXI AND TOLD DRIVER TO GO TO YOU.

BECAUSE IMPACT, BANG, LOCK!

NO? HE'S GONE. PITY.
MARVELLOUS LITTLE TAPAS BAR THERE.

I POINTED OUT THAT HIS AND ASKEY'S LIFE
HAD OVERLAPPED AND HE BACKED DOWN.

- REALLY?
- INTERESTING FACT.