A FANNY.

I THINK THAT'S WHAT PUTS ME OFF.

HE'S SURROUNDED BY BOUNCERS.

IS THAT MORE AND MORE PEOPLE ARE HOLIDAYING
IN ENGLAND. I'LL DRINK TO THAT. CHEERS!

EVEN THOUGH I DO HATE IT AND I DON'T
LIVE HERE, I POP IN FOR BREAKFAST.

I'D LIKE YOU TO LAY THEM. CHICKEN!

I MEAN, HELLO?

(STEVE) HE'S OK.
GET THE COW OFF THE BOAT, PLEASE.

- HE IS BEING DISGUSTING.
- WHAT DID HE SAY?

THERE'S NOTHING TO SAY.

- CAN I SHAKE YOUR HAND AGAIN?
- TAKE A CARD.

THAT SOUNDS INTERESTING. WE'RE REVAMPING
THIS SHOW. I'M LOOKING FOR A CO-PRESENTER.

- JUST A COUPLE OF JOKES?
- NO, ALAN.

I'D LIKE THAT, THOUGH.

GOOD EVENING.

THE VERY FACT YOU'RE QUESTIONING MY-MY-MY...
MY GOD.

NEWS.

I AM TECHNICALLY A GUEST
AND YOU FAILED TO CONTROL ME.