- A NAKED JOG ACROSS THE LANDING.
- WHAT IF YOU'VE GOT GUESTS?

YOU KNOW THOSE LITTLE SOAPS
YOU LEAVE IN THE SHOWER ROOM?

BONO!

YEAH, OK. HELP YOURSELF
TO A HONEYCOMB YORKIE FOR THE GLOVEBOX.

I'D LIKE TO FLY A HELICOPTER AROUND NORFOLK.

THAT WAS SWEATING LUNATIC IGGY POP,
PART OF OUR TUESDAY "PUNK PACK",

WHEN YOU'RE AT YOUR BLEAKEST MOMENTS,

I WAS SHOWING IT TO A GEORDIE LAST NIGHT
AND I'VE GONE AND LEFT IT IN HIS BLOODY HANDS.

RADIO NORWICH, THE BEST MUSIC.

I WISH I'D BEEN A BIT MORE SPONTANEOUS.

LIKE A HUMAN JCB.

GOING TO HAVE TO INTERRUPT YOU, STEPHEN,
IT'S TIME NOW FOR ALAN'S "FACT OF THE DAY".

CAROL, WOULD YOU LIKE
TO BE IN ALAN'S CORPORATE VIDEO?

YEAH. I THINK THE IRISH ARE GOING
THROUGH A MAJOR IMAGE CHANGE.

- CAN YOU REALLY?
- YEAH.

THIS IS T'PAU.

ANY TIME IN THE NEXT 15 MINUTES.

- ARE YOU STILL DOING IT TWICE A DAY?
- YEAH. DIARY PERMITTING.