(KNOCKING)
COME IN.

- I DIDN'T KNOW YOU WERE MARRIED.
- AYE.

CASH IN HAND? IT'S NOT A PHRASE WE LIKE.

AND THE PROBLEM IS, I'VE GOT SOME
RUDE DAUBINGS ON THE SIDE OF MY CAR.

(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

"DANGEROUS DOGS SHOULD HAVE
THEIR TEETH REPLACED WITH RUBBER."

GADZOOKS! IT'S THE NOBLE
SIR DAVID CLIFTON OF RADIOSHIRE.

UM, I WANT TO GO AND TALK TO HIM OVER THERE.

- THAT'S NOT WATERSPORTS.
- WHAT'S WATERSPORTS?

I TELL YOU, YOU'VE NOT WITNESSED PURE EVIL

NO, SERIOUSLY. IT WAS TEXTBOOK.

JUST TYING TO THINK OF SOMETHING TO SAY.

THE JACOBEAN HOUSE IS BUILT
ON THE SITE OF A LATE MEDIEVAL PREDECESSOR.

- I CAN DO YOU A CUP OF BEANS.
- A CUP OF BEANS?

ALAN, THE BUILDERS ARE WAITING TO SIGN OFF.

I'LL DO MY STINT. I'D WANT EXPENSES, THOUGH.

- HELLO?
- HELLO,

- THERE WE GO.
- THANKS VERY MUCH.