# IT'S NINE AND A HALF THOUSAND POUNDS #

YOU DO GET THAT, BUT YOU ALSO GET MY VOICE.

I'LL TELL YOU WHAT - YOU FARMERS,
YOU DON'T LIKE OUTSIDERS, DO YOU?

- GET BACK IN THE LIFT, LYNN!
- RELOAD! I'M UP.

ALAN!

TO INDEPENDENT PROGRAMME MAKERS.

WAS HE BORN IN A WHEELCHAIR?
NOT SURE WHAT I MEANT BY THAT.

- NO!
- RIGHT.

NO, IT'S ALL RIGHT.
I WAS JUST PORTRAYING A MADMAN.

COME ON, CHRIS.
YOU'VE SEEN DOZENS OF CONTRACTS LIKE THAT.

DO THOSE KEEP YOU AWAKE AT NIGHT?

I COULD HAVE BEEN DONE FOR DRINK DRIVING.

- DIDN'T YOU USED TO BE ON TELEVISION?
- YEAH. I GOT OUT OF IT. UNPLEASANT PEOPLE.

BECAUSE I HAVE PREPARED A FIVE-YEAR ONE.

IT MIGHT LOOK A BIT POKEY FROM THE OUTSIDE,
BUT A HAMILTON'S BOAT IS DECEPTIVELY LARGE,

THE QUEEN IS DEAD, LONG LIVE THE KINGS' SINGERS.

CHEERS.

WHICH I HAPPEN TO THINK IS VERY GOOD. I MEAN,
IT'S NOT FIVE-STAR, BUT IT'S CERTAINLY COMPETITIVE.