- DID YOU LIKE IT?
- I LOVED IT.

"FROM FELIXSTOWE TO SPALDING, ALL THE ISSUES."

NOT MY WORDS, CAROL,
THE WORDS OF "TOP GEAR" MAGAZINE.

- YOU DON'T WANT TO WASH THE DISHES?
- LET'S MAKE LOVE RIGHT HERE, RIGHT NOW.

OK. TWO QUESTIONS. HOW ARE WE GOING TO EAT
AND WHAT FLOOR'S THE RESTAURANT ON?

WHICH I CAN UNDERSTAND.

DID YOU SEND SOPHIE A VALENTINE'S CARD?

- "CRASH, BANG, WALLOP! WHAT A VIDEO"?
- WE'VE SOLD THREE. MORE THAN YOUR BOOK.

CHOCOLATE ADDICTION
WILL NEVER BE AS DESTRUCTIVE AS DRUG ADDICTION.

I USED TO ENJOY SITTING HERE LIKE THIS.
OR LIKE THIS. SOMETIMES I'D LEAN FORWARD.

WHATEVER. I JUST WOULD LIKE TO GET OUT OF HERE.

AND HE WAS ONLY THREE.

LET'S TALK ABOUT YOUR DRUG ADDICTION.
YOU WERE HOOKED ON A VARIETY OF DRUGS.

- NO. HAVE YOU ANY TONIC WATER?
- AYE.

I THOUGHT IT WOULD HAVE BROKEN DOWN
BY NOW,

THAT DOESN'T WORK.

- SCHOOL FOR THE DEAF.
- RIGHT.

"I'VE GOT TO SORT OUT ALAN'S PROBLEMS!"