(SINGS ALONG BADLY)
# EX MARIA VIRGINAE, GAUDETE... #

THEN HE SAYS, "THAT COOKBOOK
WOULD BE NAE GOOD FOR ME"!

- SO'S BENJAMIN NETANYAHU.
- YOU'RE ALWAYS GOING ON ABOUT HIM!

I LEFT THE BBC, FORMED A PRODUCTION COMPANY.
THAT WENT INTO LIQUIDATION, VOLUNTARILY.

BAPTISM? HOW WILL THEY GET YOU TO THE FONT?
THEY'D NEED FOUR MEN TO LIFT YOU.

HI, TEX.

ME?

(KNOCK)

- DO YOU WANT A CHICKEN DRUMSTICK?
- NO, THANKS.

BOUNCED...BOUNCING...

MICHAEL?

AND MARTIN MCGUINNESS LOOKS
LIKE A CLOWN WITHOUT MAKE-UP.

YOU REALISE THERE'S NO WAY
I COULD HAVE DRAWN A PENIS ON MY BACK?

- SHALL I GO ON FOR YOU?
- LYNN, YOU COULDN'T PRESENT A CAT.

LOOK, ALAN, I DON'T WANT YOU FEEL THAT THE...
I'LL SEE YOU LATER, PETER.

GIRLFRIEND'S LEFT ME.

- CAN'T YOU JUST DIM IT A BIT?
- YEAH, OK.

I'M KIND OF A HOMO-SCEPTIC.