I'VE GOT TWO...

I THINK I'LL GO TO MY ROOM AND LEAN ON THE SINK.

MAYBE IF IT WAS VIBRATING PHONE,
IT WOULD BE QUITE PLEASANT!

IN NORMAL HOUSE
YOU DON'T HAVE 4O TABLES THE SAME.

AND A COPY OF THE "DAILY EXPRESS".
OOH...IT'S A GOOD PAPER.

I HAVE A MILITARY-BASED QUIZ SHOW ON CABLE TV
CALLED "SKIRMISH", AND A GIRLFRIEND.

- RUBBISH!
- I'M ON AN ARCHERY WEEKEND WITH HIM.

STICK THIS ON.

OH, THERE WAS A CALL FOR YOU. A MR NISHEAD RANG.

- LET'S NOT HAVE THAT DISCUSSION NOW.
- CAN I COME IN?

- YOU COULD WEAR IT OR FLOSS WITH IT!
- OR SLICE CHEESE WITH IT!

BUT IT IS A SOLID BOG. THE CHEMICALS
IN THAT LOO WILL DISSOLVE A CORPSE.

HE DOESN'T LIKE IT WHEN YOU DO THAT ACCENT.

THE TAXI DRIVER DROVE HER TO A NEWSAGENT

- UM...
- IT'S UP TO YOU. YOU'RE THE BOSS.

I'M ALL RIGHT NOW.

DOWN THE SINK.

I'LL WATCH IT FOR YOU!
THROUGH MY LITTLE BINOCULARS, WHOO!