- YOU OWN KITCHEN PLANET ON THE A416?
- THE VERY SAME.

THESE AWARDS ARE ABOUT PEOPLE
LIKE SUSAN CRESSWELL.

- TELL HIM THERE'S NO SMOKING IN THE HOUSE.
- THERE'S NO SMOKING IN THE HOUSE.

IT'S LIKE BEING INSIDE AN ENORMOUS FOX'S
GLACIER MINT. WHICH, AGAIN, TO ME IS A BONUS.

THERE'S A GRAVE OVER THERE THAT I SAW
THAT'S OF A MAN WHO DIED IN 1872

- GET THAT COW OFF THE BOAT!
- IT SMELLS. I CAN FEEL AN UDDER ON MY LEG!

I'M SURE LYNN WOULD BE HAPPY
TO GO FOR A DRINK WITH YOU,

IF THIS CONFERENCE GOES WELL,
YOU COULD GET A HELICOPTER.

(LAUGHS)

I'M OK. YOUR AIR BAG WENT OFF. WHY DIDN'T MINE?

- PLEASE?
- NO, YOU CAN'T!

SO DO YOU WANT TO HEAR SOME MORE?

SHE'D LIKE HER ASHES TO BE SCATTERED
IN A MEADOW. THAT'S THE KIND OF THING WE WANT.

- VANDALS GOT TO YOUR CAR AGAIN?
- AFRAID SO, THIRD TIME. SCUM. SUB-HUMAN SCUM.

HELLO. YOU PROBABLY DON'T KNOW ME.

- I'VE GOT TO HEAR THIS.
- ONE OF THOSE WELSH ONES.

SHE DIDN'T LIKE NEWCASTLE OR THE CULTURE.

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