"CAN I GET A COFFEE?
PRESUMABLY THE BUFFET IS A FREE-FOR-ALL?"

EXCELLENT. AND THE BAD NEWS?

- ALAN'S DEEP BATH..
- BROUGHT TO YOU BY DETTOL,

WHO CHOP PEOPLE'S HEADS OFF, SET FIRE
TO THEIR EYEBROWS AND KNOCK PEOPLE'S TEETH OUT

CAN YOU KEEP AN EYE ON HIM?

DOESN'T GET MUCH BETTER THAN THAT.

UNFORTUNATELY, PEOPLE WOULD RATHER WATCH
CLIPS OF IDIOTS DRIVING CARS LIKE MANIACS

GRAB A PEW.

WHETHER YOU'RE A HEART SURGEON
MAKING A VITAL INCISION,

- AYE. THERE'S NAY PORN ON IT.
- DID YOU UNDERSTAND THAT?

- "ARM WRESTLING WITH CHAS AND DAVE."
- I DON'T THINK SO.

IT'S SEVEN O'CLOCK. THIS IS DAVE CLIFTON.

GLENMORANGIE?

(ECHOLNG) SUPER TALK!

- I WALKED OFF.
- WHO'S UPSET YOU THIS TIME?

NO, YOU COMPLETE CRETIN, I'M JUST CONTRIBUTING TO THIS FARCE.
WHAT ELSE ARE YOU GOING TO ACCUSE ME OF?

- HELLO, TONY! HOW ARE YOU?
- I'M FINE.

ALAN, THERE'S THAT TEACHER CHAP.