ALAN, THIS IS PETER LINEHAN.
HE'S REVAMPING OUR CURRENT AFFAIRS OUTPUT.

IT'S A FREE COUNTY.

- DID YOU BUY IT DOWN THE MARKET?
- AYE.

"IN A BULL-NOSE ON THE LEFT".

THEY'RE LOVELY AT THAT AGE.

I THINK THOSE STORIES ARE BEST IN THE CARAVAN.

I SAY TELESCOPIC DAMPERS. I MEAN RIGID STAYS.

HAVING TO LISTEN TO YOUR CRAP
FOR THE LAST SIX MONTHS!

"KOJAK"!

IT'S JUST AN ARMY SAYING. GIVE US ANOTHER ONE.

- NO. HAVE YOU ANY TONIC WATER?
- AYE.

THE BEST THING IS PEOPLE COMING UP TO ME...

- UM...
- IT'S UP TO YOU. YOU'RE THE BOSS.

NICE PICTURE OF YOURSELF ON THE TV.

- WHAT DO YOU WANT?
- I WANTED TO TURN THE LIGHTS ON.

THANK YOU VEY MUCH FOR BEING
"THIS MORNING'S FARMER".

I AM TECHNICALLY A GUEST
AND YOU FAILED TO CONTROL ME.

YEAH, VERY FIRM. MINE ARE MORE OR LESS THE SAME,
JUST FRACTIONALLY MORE FLACCID.