AMAZING HOW MANY PEOPLE THINK THE PETROL CAP
TO A FORD FOCUS IS ON THE OFFSIDE REAR.
WELL, YOU CAN BE DAVID COPPERFIELD.
I THINK THAT WENT QUITE WELL.
(BARKS)
DOWN THE SINK.
WE COULD SEE IT AT SKEGNESS.
TIMMY MALLET'S GONNA BE THERE.
- IT IS VERY NICE.
- I'M SORRY.
NO. I WAS INTERESTED IN SOMETHING EARLIER.
THE '70S. SPACEHOPPERS AND ER...
SWEETS THEY DON'T MAKE ANY MORE.
YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED NAKED FLAMES ON THE FORECOURT.
MY NAME'S GRAHAM.
NOW, YESTERDAY,
I TROD IN A RATHER LARGE FARMER'S PAT
(COCKEREL CROWS)
(MAN) A-HA!
JURASSIC PARK.
- I KNOW I SAID ALL THAT STUFF.
- NO, NO.
YOU'VE SAID IT AGAIN!
JUST BECAUSE I'VE GOT A SHIT TABLE.
BUT FINE, I'LL SACK HER.
- CAN YOU SEE ME TOMORROW?
- I'D LOVE TO.
Alan Partridge: Big Beacon
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