- MDF'S BANNED IN AMERICA.
- SO'S THAT.

A GOOD SLOGAN FOR THE TOURIST BOARD.

- DO I MAKE MYSELF CLEAR?
- YEAH.

- IS SHE NEW?
- YES, SHE IS.

..PREMEDITATED HOMICIDE OF A MOUSE,

DO YOU FANCY BEING MY CO-EATER LADY?

I CAN'T REMEMBER WHAT IT'S LIKE
TO DIAL A NUMBER FROM A TELEPHONE

YOU MIGHT WANT TO READ YOUR "DAILY EXPRESS".

- MORNING, EVERYONE. MORNING, JILL.
- THANKS FOR THE CHOCOLATE ORANGE, ALAN.

HELLO.

ANYWAY... WHERE WAS I OR IS L? IS...WAS... ISWAS.
"TISWAS". WHO REMEMBERS "TISWAS"?

YOU CAN HAVE DEATH BY CHOCOLATE
WHILE HE RIFLES YOUR BANK BOOK.

- YOU'RE SEXY, BUT I DON'T TRUST YOU.
- JAMES BOND DOESN'T LIVE IN A CARAVAN.

- SHE'S OLDER THAN ME. SHE'S 52.
- MY GIRLFRIEND'S 33.

THEY'RE ONLY THE BAND
THE BEATLES COULD HAVE BEEN.

THEY WERE, ACTUALLY.
I WAS REPELLENT TO WOMEN FOR TWO YEARS.

AYE. INCLUDING YOU, FOUR REGULARS.

SO I'M AFRAID CONSUMER RIGHTS NO LONGER APPLY.