THEY START OFF THE SIZE OF MINI FRISBEES,
AND THEY END UP LIKE ACTUAL-SIZE PARACETAMOL.

- HI!
- OH, ALAN!

OH! SORRY!

IT'S SO NICE THAT YOUR FANS CAN MEET YOU.

BROUGHT TO YOU BY GINSTER'S PASTIES,

THEY'VE GOT SOME GOATS' CHEESE OUT THERE.

HELLO AGAIN. OH, WHAT'S THAT?

YOU'RE A LOCAL FELLOW. THAT MEANS
GOOD COMMUNICATIONS WITH TRADESMEN,

MR NICK HERS, Y FRONTS...

WHAT? THAT'S TERRIBLE!

NICE PERFUME OR SOMETHING.

STAY STILL.

IF YOU COULD ASK FOR MY AUTOGRAPH THEN
AND SHAKE MY HAND...LATER!

- I EXPECT YOU GET THAT ALL THE TIME.
- NOT REALLY.

- DO YOU WANT TO SERVE THIS GUY?
- HE'S A FRIEND.

.."I'M ALAN PARTRIDGE".

- NAME A U2 ALBUM.
- "JOSHUA TREE".

THE MONEY THAT PAYS FOR THE BLACK GRANITE
WORK SURFACES, THE BRASS DIMMER SWITCHES