SUE COOK'S PULLED OUT.

YOU COULD SAY, "I'M TERRIBLY SORRY.
WE'VE RUN OUT OF LIFE JACKETS".

GOODNIGHT.

BECAUSE SHE MUST SELL THIS HOUSE
BECAUSE IT WILL BE OFFICE BLOCK.

CONE BUT NOT FORGOTTEN.

APROPOS ACHIEVING SURROUND SOUND.

I'M ALAN PARTRIDGE.
L HOST "NORFOLK NIGHTS" ON RADIO NORWICH

AND I'M NOT SURE ABOUT THESE.

WHEN WILL THEY LEARN?
MIND, SHE WAS SEXY. SHE WORE A G-STRAP.

YOU MUST KNOW SOME OF THE RUBBISH YOU PRODUCE.
TONGUE, FOR EXAMPLE. WHO EATS TONGUE?

- SLEEPING IN MOTELS.
- JUST GOING INTO A SHOP AND BUYING A GUN.

MINIBAR, RIGHT. NO, I'LL GET IT MYSELF.

MIND YOU, THAT WAS 20 YEARS AGO.

DON'T WORRY. TRAPPED HER FINGER
IN A DOOR ONCE, SHE SWORE LIKE A DOCKER.

ALISON, YOU ARE A LADY.
I DON'T WANT THIS TO BE UNPLEASANT...

- ALAN, HOW ARE YOU?
- WELL, VERY WELL.

WERE THEY SAVAGE? WERE THEY GOING,

NO, NOT YOU, THE WOMAN BEHIND.