AND SACK HER FOR BEING AN ABSOLUTE IDIOT

OK GO ON, THEN,

"JOIN ME TONIGHT WHEN MY GUESTS WILL BE"...
L DON'T KNOW, "CHRIS REA."

HE SAID, "YOU JAMMY BASTARD"
AND I REPLIED, "DON'T BE BLUE, PETER."

- THAT'S WHY YOU WATCHED IT FOR FIFTEEN MINUTES?
- YES, BECAUSE IT WAS THE WRONG FILM.

COME IN.

BECAUSE OF ALL THE CHEMICALS YOU'VE PUT IN THEM,
AND THESE CHICKENS ARE SCARED.

I HATE ARCHERS, "THE ARCHERS" AND JEFFREY ARCHER.
YOU'RE ALL DECEITFUL COWARDS.

WE'RE IN THE SAME AREA. I WONDERED IF YOU'D
LIKE TO TAKE A TAXI BACK WITH ME, MAKE A SAVING.

SO ALL THIS IS OUT OF BOUNDS FOR THE WEEKEND.

- HEY, I'VE GOT ANOTHER.
- FOUR WORDS.

(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

- WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?
- SORRY.

(THEY HONK)

IDEA FOR A PROGRAMME,
"LADY SHAPES WITH ALAN PARTRIDGE".

I HAVE. I'M DOING "NORFOLK NIGHTS"
AND I'VE GOT A SHOW...

YOU AND GORDON CAN GO AND LAUGH AT DRIZZLE.

(LYNN) OH, IT'S SMELLY.
(ALAN) IT'S GOT WALNUTS IN.