I LIKE SOUTH AFRICA. I HATED THOSE PEOPLE
WHO WOULDN'T TRADE WITH YOU IN THE '80S.

MICHAEL'S STAYING HERE
TILL THEY PUT HIS FRONT DOOR BACK ON.

IT'S A JOKE KNIFE! IT'S A JOKE KNIFE!

THIS IS HOT CHOCOLATE, "IT STARTED WITH A KISS".

- WE DON'T NEED OUR DRIVE TARMACKING.
- THIS IS GORDON.

DIED OF SYPHILIS, HE DID.
SO THERE IS SOME JUSTICE.

IT'S A GOOD JOB YOU WEREN'T HERE
FIVE MINUTES AGO. LISTEN TO THIS.

PROPERLY POLICED. IT MUST NOT,
REPEAT NOT, TURN INTO AN ALL-NIGHT RAVE.

HIYA. I'VE COME TO SHOW YOU
HOW TO USE YOUR TELLY.

I HOPE YOU'LL NOT BE A STRANGER.

- THEN SMACK HER WITH A SHOVEL.
- I WOULDN'T DO THAT.

THREE WORDS.

- SHE SAYS SHE CAN HEAR YOUR VOICE.
- CALL HER A FAT COW, THEN HANG UP.

WHO WILL HOPEFULLY
NOT BE MASSACRING ANYONE THIS EVENING,

GREAT. WELL, LET'S GET DOWN TO BUSINESS.

IT'S THE BANK HOLIDAY WEEKEND.
A TERRIBLE TIME FOR THE LONELY.

YEAH, THAT'S IT, GOODBYE,

NOT WHAT YOU WERE TAUGHT
IN THE ARMY - CAMOUFLAGE.