SHEATHS, PROPHYLACTICS,
YOU KNOW, RUBBER JOHNNIES.

SOMETHING TO PITCH TO TONY HAYERS
AT BBC LUNCH, FRIDAY.

TAKE HER OUT TO A LOCAL FORT OR VICTORIAN FOLLY.

DON'T KNOW WHAT HER PROBLEM IS.

LET'S TAKE A LOOK.

NOT IN THAT DRAWER.

NOW YOU'VE GOT "NORFOLK'S MADDEST MAN"!

EVERYTHING YOU WANT TO KEEP HERE
COULD BE KEPT. OR NOT.

IN THAT CASE, I'M AFRAID
YOU'VE INVALIDATED THE WARRANTY.

MR PARTRIDGE? WE'RE FROM THE INLAND REVENUE.

SONJA, BEEFEATERS DO NOT LIVE IN CARAVANS!

THAT'S JUST MONSTROUS USE OF A BIRO.

I SOLD A MAKITA CORDLESS DRILL IN THE LOCAL PAPER,

- SHE'S SHACKED UP WITH MY BROTHER.
- OH, RIGHT.

(HUGH) WHERE DID THAT COW COME FROM?
FARMERS!

THIS IS RADIO NORWICH,

I WANT YOU HERE.
YOU'D BE MY VERY OWN JOHN WEST TINNED WOMAN.

THAT'LL PROBABLY BE A LOT OF TROUBLE, WON'T IT?