- YOU'D MAKE A GOOD JAMES BOND.
- REALLY?

GET OFF!

HE'S GOT FINGERS LIKE SCHWARZENEGGER'S ARMS.

IF YOU WANT A ROVER 200, YOU'RE GOING TO
HAVE TO SACK EVERYONE AT PEAR TREE PRODUCTIONS.

I'M WATCHING ALL THE BOND FILMS
WITH MY FRIEND MICHAEL.

TIME TO RUN YOURSELF A BIG BATH. IT'S CHRIS REA.

YEAH.

I THINK I'D BE MORE PREOCCUPIED
BY THE FACT I WAS ENCOUNTERING A TALKING SNAKE.

WENT TO SILVERSTONE,
SHOOK JACKIE STEWART'S HAND! SUPERB!

- HAVE A GOOD NIGHT, THEN.
- I WILL.

- WHAT ARE YOU HIDING?
- NOTHING.

SHALL WE STOP TALKING IN A MEDIEVAL WAY?
WHAT'S ON YOUR SHOW TODAY?

- YOU TELL ME PRISON IS VERY CUSHY.
- I WAS MAKING A POINT ABOUT SOMETHING EKE.

THERE YOU GO.
THEY TAUGHT YOU A TRADE. MINOR REPAIRS.

ACTION!

- MINI-MART?
- SCALED-DOWN SUPERMARKET IN A PETROL STATION.

- YOUR P.A.'S HERE.
- HELLO, LYNN, SHALL WE GRAB A PEW?

COLONEL MUSTARD IN THE EN-SUITE BATHROOM
WITH THE LEAD PIPE. BATTERED.