ONE HERE FROM SUSAN FROM SPIXWORTH.

HAVE YOU NEVER HAD A LAGER AND GIN AND TONIC
AND BAILEYS IRISH CREAM CHASER?

I LIKE YOUR BERETS.

NO ONE WAS SUGGESTING THEY WOULD.

HANDS, OF COURSE, THE ANCIENT SYSTEM
FOR MEASURING HORSES

CHEERS!

IF YOU WANTED A TWIX, I'D STICK ONE IN YOUR EYE,
ONE IN YOUR EAR AND ONE UP YOUR BUM.

JUST...JUST GOING FOR A WALK!

ACTUALLY, I'VE GOT SOME GOOD NEWS. I'VE JUST
COME INTO A SUBSTANTIAL AMOUNT OF MONEY.

(MOBILE RINGS)

I DON'T WANT ONE. I WAS JUST MAKING SMALL TALK.

YOU CAN LEAVE BY THE FIRE ESCAPE,

SUSAN IS BRAVER
THAN TEN FIREMEN OR A DOZEN POLICEMEN.

YEAH. BUT ALL THOSE SMALL TAXIS
AND LITTLE TOWER BRIDGES MAKE ME FEEL LIKE A GIANT.

I ADMIT THAT WAS A MISTAKE.
I SHOULDN'T HAVE SAID "BAP".

(PHONE RINGS)

IT'S TIME FOR US TO HAND OVER TO ALAN PARTRIDGE,
ARE YOU READY, ALAN?

HALF AND HALF.