WELCOME ABOARD THE GOOD SHIP...MY HOUSE.

I'D LIKE THAT, THOUGH.

BILL ODDIE GAVE ME A DRESSING GOWN
AS A CHRISTMAS PRESENT.

WHO TORTURES YOU BY PUTTING YOUR HAIR
IN A FAX MACHINE AND PRESSING "SEND".

OH, IT'S PLASTIC.

HE THINKS, "I'VE PAID ME MONEY, I'M GOING TO
HAVE SUMMAT". SO HE FLIPS HIM OVER, AND HE F...F...

FRIGGIS! THAT'S IT! FRIGGIS!

- YOU FELT A BIT SICK.
- MMM.

- I'M NOT THE VIETNAM. I'M TAKING THIS OFF.
- NO. LEAVE IT.

NO. SHE'S BEEN TELLING ME
THE PROBLEMS IN GETTING INTO THIS COUNTY.

# HIT ME! HIT ME... #
ONLY A FEW MORE NIGHTS IN THE CARAVAN.

- OPTIONAL.
- AS YOU WISH, CERTAINLY.

(STEVE) HE'S OK.
GET THE COW OFF THE BOAT, PLEASE.

I'M JUST SICK AND TIRED OF YOU SLAGGING FARMERS
OFF. ARE YOU GOING TO APOLOGISE TO THEM?

OVER FIFTY JUST SEEMS SARCASTIC.

ALISON, YOU ARE A LADY.
I DON'T WANT THIS TO BE UNPLEASANT...

- WELL...
- TELL ME WHAT YOU MEAN BY "WATERSPORTS".

FRANK SPENCER,