YEAH.

- DOLPHIN BATHROOMS?
- THEY SAID THEY DIDN'T DO THAT SORT OF THING.

IT'S ALAN PARTRIDGE.

WE DID IT EVERYWHERE.

# THE CLOTHES WE WORE HAD ALL SEEN BETTER DAYS

- CAN L...?
- JUST TWO MINUTES.

- TRY PEDESTRIANISING THIS!
- CAN YOU HOLD THAT POSE, ALAN?

TOILET DOOR BALANCED
ON A BLACK & DECKER WORKMATE EFFECT.

I CAN'T HAVE A BIRD
TYING TO HAVE SEX WITH MY PHONE.

I'M EARNING MORE THAN YOU THINK.
I'M HEAD OF MODERN LANGUAGES.

OH, YOU'VE GOT THEM. EXCELLENT.

ONE OF THOSE VEY FRAGILE ONES
WITH A SCREW-ON CUP/CAP.

GORDON? I HOPE HE'S NOT DOING THE DUNKING.
I WOULDN'T LIKE TO BE DUNKED BY A POLICEMAN.

I GOT IT BACK AS A CHRISTMAS PRESENT
FROM MY BROTHER-IN-LAW, MINUS THE POWER PACK,

NO. I'M NOT GOING TO GIVE YOU
A SIX-MONTH CONTRACT.

I DON'T KNOW WHY I BOUGHT THIS PAINTING.

"SHOESTRING", "TAGGART",
"SPENDER", "BERGERAC", "MORSE".

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