AND RUMOUR SAYS YOU'RE BACK ON THE BODDLE.

AND INEFFICIENT.

MMMM.

MICHAEL, DO YOU WANT ME TO TAKE THAT?

FRANK SPENCER,

- YOU DON'T KNOW?
- NO, I DON'T.

NO, IT ACTUALLY SAYS "COCK, PISS, PARTRIDGE".

ACTION!

- YOU WERE ON THE TOILET.
- WAS I ON THAT LONG?

LOOK, ALAN, I DON'T WANT YOU FEEL THAT THE...
I'LL SEE YOU LATER, PETER.

(STEVE) CAN YOU CALL CLIFF THORBURN NOW, PLEASE?

THANK YOU.

- YOU HAVEN'T GOT A SPOON?
- THERE'S ONE IN THE BATHROOM.

- MORNING, SOPHIE. YOU'RE NOT A MAN, ARE YOU?
- NO.

- AND LEAVE IT ON THE SPIKE?
- PULL IT OFF THE SPIKE.

PLOT THUS..
MALCOLM MCDOWELL IS TRAPPED IN THE FUTURE.

- SORRY.
- I DIDN'T KNOW YOU CARED, ALAN!

- GOOD CALL.
- I REMEMBER YOU.