I AM SUCH A BIGHEAD!

THERE WE GO, LYNN. TONY HAYERS.

- LYNN, THESE ARE SEX PEOPLE.
- WHAT DO YOU MEAN?

ALAN. ALAN. THERE.

WITH SOME CLASSIC ELECTRO-ROCK

PEOPLE WOULD RATHER READ BOOKS ABOUT PEOPLE
CALLED DAN THE DAGGERMAN FROM DAGENHAM.

YEAH, IF YOU WOULD, PLEASE, YES.

DON'T WORRY ABOUT THE DAMAGE,
THEY'RE ALL DAMAGED.

WHAT A VIDEO,

WE NORMALLY HAVE THREE CLOCKS
TELLING THE TIME IN LONDON, PARIS AND DUBLIN.

"JOIN ME TONIGHT WHEN MY GUESTS WILL BE"...
L DON'T KNOW, "CHRIS REA."

LET'S ALL SING IT.
# TELL YOU WHAT, TELL YOU WHAT

A COUPLE OF TRAFFIC CONES AND AN OLD MATTRESS.

TAKE HER OUT TO A LOCAL FORT OR VICTORIAN FOLLY.

MINIBAR, RIGHT. NO, I'LL GET IT MYSELF.

A BED OR A BIG CHAIR.

AND I READ THE BIT
WHERE YOU PUT DRUGS UP YOUR BOTTOM.

YOU COULD TALK THE HIND LEGS OFF A DONKEY.