HELLO, MR PARTRIDGE. DRINK?

I'VE GOT YOUR KIDS, DAN.

DO YOU WANT ONE OF THESE?

(LIFT BELL DINGS)

IT'S VERY CLUEDO THIS HOUSE, ISN'T IT?

- "DOCTOR NOWWT".
- LOVELY STUFF.

STRAIGHT AWAY YOU'VE GOT THEM BY THE JAFFAS.

THERE'S ONE WORD FOR PEOPLE LIKE YOU...

SORRY ABOUT THAT.
ROBERT A BIT SLOW ON THE UPTAKE THERE.

CAN YOU IMAGINE IF THEY HAD MICROWAVES
IN MEDIEVAL TIMES?

REALLY BIG BOUNCE RIGHT OVER
AND I LAND ON MY FEET.

THEY'RE QUITE NICE, I SUPPOSE, YEAH.

YOU HAVEN'T LOST IT, ALAN.
I DON'T CARE WHAT THEY SAY.

AND WE LIVE TOGETHER. WE'RE NOT GAY!

CERTAINLY NOT "BRAVO TWO ZERO" BY ANDY MCNAB,
WHICH ACTUALLY IMPROVES WITH EVERY READ.

I'VE SEEN HIM EAT A PLASTIC PIE.

DO YOU WANT A LIFT TO THE CAB RANK?

FEW OF THEM MAKE 60.
WHY ARE THERE HOLES IN MY "DAILY MAIL"?