YOU'VE BEEN AWAY TOO LONG.
LET'S SADDLE OUR HORSES AND GET OURSELVES
A CURLY CUMBERLAND SAUSAGE
YOU HAVE TO JUDGE EACH CASE ON ITS MERITS.
YOU COULD HAVE A LOVELY BARBECUE OUT THERE.
SPECIFICALLY TOBLERONE.
ONE SMALL BAILEYS, PLEASE.
I'D LIKE TO FLY A HELICOPTER AROUND NORFOLK.
MORNING...
# BUT STILL THEY COME. #
- YOUR ROOM?
- MY ROOM. IN MY HOUSE.
- WELL...
- TELL ME WHAT YOU MEAN BY "WATERSPORTS".
IF YOU SINK, YOU'RE A BAPTIST,
AND IF YOU FLOAT...YOU'RE EVIL?
- DOLPHIN BATHROOMS?
- THEY SAID THEY DIDN'T DO THAT SORT OF THING.
AS ORDERED. ONE CUP OF BEANS.
I'VE PUT A SAUSAGE IN. IT'S A MICHAEL SPECIAL.
IT'S UNDERNEATH THE STAIRS.
# AND HE PAINTED MATCHSTALK MEN
AND MATCHSTALK CATS AND DOGS
L WANT TO KNOW WHERE YOU THINK YOU EARN
THE RIGHT TO GO SWANNING OFF ON THESE LUDICROUS...
- NO.
- GOOD. THIS IS LYNN.

Alan Partridge: Big Beacon
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