DO YOU WANT ONE OF THESE?

- SOPHIE?
- MR PARTRIDGE?

JUST DOWN THE ROAD. OUR HOUSE.

CLAWS.

HOW CAN YOU SET FIRE TO YOUR HANDS?

YOU CAN'T MUCK ABOUT WITH YOUR OWN KIDS.

THAT WAS A NEGATIVE,
AND RIGHT NOW I NEED TWO POSITIVES.

- HAWK. HAWKEYE.
- ALBATROSS, BAT.

DON'T CRUSH THEM, LYNN!

THE GOOD NEWS.

WHAT YOU'LL HAVE DONE IS,
WHEN IT SAID ON YOUR SCREEN,

I WISH I WAS. TAKE THIS CHEESE.

(MUSIC)

MOBILE PHONES WERE LIKE BIG BLACK PLASTIC BRICKS
WITH A BREADSTICK AT THE TOP.

(MUSIC: "JET" BY WINGS)

YES, I DO. AND THE BOOKS AREN'T BEING INCINERATED,
THEY'RE BEING PULPED.

MY WIFE AND I FOUND IT OFFERS
THE KIND OF LUXURY AND COMFORT

HERE'S TO A GOOD CORPORATE VIDEO
AND LOTS OF BEING MEN.