THIS TSUNAMI CRASHES DOWN ON A VILLAGE
AND WIPES THEM ALL OUT.
"I'M FEELING SAUCY."
MAKE A NOTE OF THAT, LYNN.
AYE.
WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?
- WHEN DID YOU GET THIS CALL?
- THREE MINUTES AGO.
THAT'S YOU. YOU'RE NAKED.
HERE'S TO THE FUTURE.
- WERE YOU SICK?
- NOT REALLY, NO.
NO. IT WAS TERRY. I GAVE HIM THE TAPE.
- HOW CAN YOU KILL YOURSELF IN STARBUCKS?
- SHOTGUN IN YOUR MOUTH?
I COME BACK THIS MORNING ON A COACH.
IT WAS LIKE AN SAS OPERATION.
LAST THING AT NIGHT AND FIRST THING IN THE MORNING.
ONLY IT JUST GETS A LITTLE BIT SMELLY.
IT TAPERS. IT LOOKS LIKE A MOUSE'S HEAD.
LET'S SADDLE OUR HORSES AND GET OURSELVES
A CURLY CUMBERLAND SAUSAGE
- I DON'T MEAN WITH AN ACTUAL CUP.
- MORE LIKE AN EGG CUP!
NO, SHE SOUNDS WEIRD. YOU CAN'T USE THAT.
- NOTTINGHAM?
- NO.
Alan Partridge: Big Beacon
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