MAKE IT AN HOUR. I WANT TO HAVE
A SHOWER BEFORE AND, IDEALLY, AFTERWARDS.

OK. HERE'S MATT BIANCO.

- I TEACH HERE.
- I SEE.

WELL, THAT'S THE SMALL TALK.
NOW LET'S GET DOWN TO BUSINESS.

WHEN YOU'RE AT YOUR BLEAKEST MOMENTS,

WHERE DO THEY GET THESE MEN FROM?

I'M HAVING AN ATTACK OF THE OLD FLAKES AGAIN.
THIS MORNING, MY PILLOW LOOKED LIKE A FLAPJACK.

APART FROM THAT, I'VE GOT A SMOOTH CHEST
WITH A RING OF HAIRS ROUND EACH NIPPLE

- # KEEP IT TURNING... #
- I COULD PRETEND TO BE YOUR WIFE.

IT LOOKS LIKE PORRIDGE!

- WHAT ARE YOU LAUGHING AT?
- I'M LAUGHING AT THE BURNING ISSUE JOKE.

- WELL...
- TELL ME WHAT YOU MEAN BY "WATERSPORTS".

- A CONTRIBUTION FOR THE CHURCH.
- A FIVER?

- WHAT'S THIS LITTLE SINK, HERE?
- THAT'S A RINSER.

IT SOUNDS BAD.

A MAN CAME IN AND SAID HE WANTED COFFEE.

- IS THAT BLOOD?
- IT'S TOMATO KETCHUP. L...

HELLO. DANTE FIRES? THROUGH THERE.
OOOH...YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE A GOOD TIME.