- HELLO, ALAN.
- WHICH IS WHY SHE KNOWS ME.

WHO WILL HOPEFULLY
NOT BE MASSACRING ANYONE THIS EVENING,

- I WANT TO TALK ABOUT MY PROJECT.
- IT'S JUST A MEET AND GREET.

ALAN, JUST RELAX. IF EVERYTHING'S ABOVE BOARD,
YOU'VE GOT NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT.

PEOPLE BOUNCE BACK.
DENNIS HOPPER, ROIF HARRIS... THERE ARE OTHERS.

DISGUSTING. ABSOLUTELY DISGUSTING.

MICHAEL, I WOULDN'T ASK FOR
A 25% DISCOUNT ON A KITCHEN.

SO WHO'S REPLACED HIM
AS HEAD OF PROGRAMMES? CHRIS FEATHERS?

PEOPLE WHO FELT VERY ALONE,
BUT THROUGH ME THEY'VE FOUND A FRIEND...

OK. ROGER AND OUT.

# OH, WILLY GOES THERE
AND WILLY GOES THERE AND THERE

YES, THANK YOU. I WOULD.

- I STARTED ON CRACK.
- THAT'S NOT THE SAME AS CRACKLING?

- ALAN DOESN'T WANT A STUNTMAN.
- OK. "SCUM ON THE RUN." TAKE ONE.

SO WHY NOT GET YOUR ARSES DOWN
TO THE SPICE MUSEUM IN LONG STANTON?"

YEAH.

- WELL...
- TELL ME WHAT YOU MEAN BY "WATERSPORTS".

ANYONE WHO COULD UNFURL
15 FEET OF THIN SHEET METAL