- WHAT ARE YOU LAUGHING AT?
- I'M LAUGHING AT THE BURNING ISSUE JOKE.

A DETECTIVE SERIES
BASED IN NORWICH, CALLED "SWALLOW".

AND YOU ALSO RUN OVER BADGERS
IN YOUR TRACTOR FOR FUN.

CARL, DO YOU WANT TO ADD ANYTHING?

I DONE IT JUST TO CHEER YOU UP
BECAUSE THE FIREPLACE JOB WAS KNACKERED

RIGHT, YOU'LL LIKE THIS.
"KNOWING M.E., KNOWING YOU."

SHITTY ZOMBIES!

- YEAH,
- I'LL REPLICATE THE COVER STANCE.

GOODBYE, MARY. TRAFFIC.

I MEAN, THE OLD IMAGE
OF LEPRECHAUNS, SHAMROCK, GUINNESS,

LOOK, ALAN, IT'S TOO LATE TO CANCEL... I'M SORRY.

YOU SAY, "SORRY I'M LATE.
I JUST POPPED TO THE TOILET,

ALAN, YOU MUST MEET MY LADY WIFE CERI.

YES, I AM. FOR TREASON AND MURDER.

(APPLAUSE)

YOU'VE GOT WONDER ABOUT A MAN WHO SITS
IN A PETROL STATION ALL DAY TALKING TO OTHER MEN.

- HAVE YOU BEEN SPYING ON US?
- NO.

THOSE SPIKY TREES I THINK ARE JOSHUA TREES.