THEY'VE RE-BADGED IT, YOU FOOL!

JUST POP THAT DOWN FOR A SECOND.

BUT PART OF THE PROBLEM WAS THAT SHE DID WORK
FOR HIM, AND HE HAD TO SACK HER ANYWAY.

WHEN I RAISED MY LEGS THEN,
SOMETHING UNPLANNED HAPPENED.

BUT WITH BIGGER HANDS AND EYES AND SEX ORGANS,

A COUPLE OF TRAFFIC CONES AND AN OLD MATTRESS.

- YOU'RE WRONG.
- OH, MAN. WHAT ABOUT, YOU KNOW...

WE CAN BE LIKE "THELMA AND LOUISE".

INDEED.

YES, I SAW IT.

I BROUGHT YOU SOME MORE STATIONERY.
I'LL JUST PUT IT IN THE DRAWER.

OH! EXCELLENT.

YOU HAVE TO PHONE THE COUNCIL, BUT THEY'VE
SHOVED YOUR MOBILE PHONE UP YOUR BACKSIDE.

(APPLAUSE)

- HELLO, ALAN.
- OH! HELLO...ER...

- "DOCTOR NOWWT".
- LOVELY STUFF.

COULD GO YOUR WAY, COULD GO MINE.

LISTEN. I'VE BEEN THREATENED BY AN EX-FUZZ.