SPICE WORLD!

NOT A DUCK'S BACK
BECAUSE HE HADN'T INVENTED DUCKS.

LIKE A HUGE LORRY SLIDING ALONG
ON ITS BACK FOR AGES. I'M BABBLING.

# AND HE PAINTED MATCHSTALK MEN
AND MATCHSTALK CATS AND DOGS

IT'S WEIRD, THIS AIR BAG. ALL THAT POWDER
ON YOUR FACE, YOU LOOK LIKE A CLOWN.

AND LET IT SLOSH ROUND MY SYSTEM,
DISPENSING THE COFFEE.

- MORNING, ALAN,
- GOOD MORNING.

COULD HAVE DONE WITH A SKYLIGHT, REALLY.

- HE LIKES AMERICAN THINGS.
- LIKE DR PEPPER?

THEN SONJA AND I TOOK OUR TOPS OFF AND
HAD A CUDDLE, FOLLOWED BY MINCE AND ONIONS.

WHAT YOU DO?

- AYE, IT IS.
- MICHAEL, CAN I HAVE A DRINK?

I DO LIKE THAT TOILET. IT'S VERY FUTURISTIC, ISN'T IT?
VERY HIGH TECH, SPACE AGE.

WOULD YOU LIKE ME TO LAP DANCE FOR YOU?

IF SHE DETONATES THOSE, IT'LL BE THE MOTHER
OF ALL PONGS. THEN WE'LL SEE WHO'S BRAVE.

NO, IT'S A GOOD IDEA.
I COULD GET LYNN TO DRIVE US THERE.

THAT'S NOT REALLY MY KIND OF HUMOUR.

IT SOUNDS BAD.