LOOK IN THE BACK OF A SPOON

SHE DIDN'T LIKE BEING IN THAT WATER.
SHE WAS THRASHING AROUND.

I CAN'T HAVE A BIRD
TYING TO HAVE SEX WITH MY PHONE.

- DREADFUL BUSINESS.
- OH, AWFUL. AWFUL BUSINESS.

WAS HE BORN IN A WHEELCHAIR?
NOT SURE WHAT I MEANT BY THAT.

BETRAY ME AND THEN KISS ME.

..EARTH. IT'S 4.39 A.M.

CABBAGES. DON'T LIKE CABBAGES AT ALL.
LET'S GET THROUGH THIS LOT.

IDEA FOR FILM EXTRAVAGANZA.

- YEAH.
- I'LL HAVE 12 BOTTLES, PLEASE.

- YES, THAT'S RIGHT.
- WHAT DO I OWE YOU?

SOMETHING WHICH JONI
SINGULARLY FAILS TO POINT OUT.

I'M DRIVING AROUND IN AN OBSCENE PUBLICATION.
I'D LOVE TO GET MY HANDS ON THE BASTARD.

DIED OF SYPHILIS, HE DID.
SO THERE IS SOME JUSTICE.

SO GIVE HIM A PAINTING
OF A SPITFIRE AND LET HIM GO.

YES, INDEED. MY NAME'S DAVE CLIFTON,
AND THERE GOES ALAN PARTRIDGE -

SORRY. THANK YOU, LOVE. A BIT ODD!

LYNN, DID YOU TELL THEM MY WIFE LEFT ME
AND IS LIVING WITH A NARCISSISTIC SPORTS PIMP?