NICE. HAVE CUP OF COFFEE,
PUT A SPRING IN YOUR STEP.

- HER NECK? HER EYES? HER EYELASHES?
- NO. IT'S HER FEET. LOVELY DAINTY FEET.

OR DAVE BLOGGS QUEUEING FOR A TICKET
BEHIND A MAN BUYING A TRAVEL PASS.

I WANT YOU TO POUR A LITTLE BIT,
LET ME SIP IT, AND THEN POUR THE REST.

ON ME. GO ON, LYNN. GO AND GET IT.

OVER FIFTY JUST SEEMS SARCASTIC.

YEAH. THE IMMERSION HEATER?

THAT WAS BILL WITHERS WHO
THANK THE LORD, IS STILL WITH 'US.

WHATEVER. I JUST WOULD LIKE TO GET OUT OF HERE.

IT'LL BE AN END TO ALL THAT LONDON CRAP -
BIG BEN TEDDY BEARS. YOU HATE LONDON.

NO? HE'S GONE. PITY.
MARVELLOUS LITTLE TAPAS BAR THERE.

WE BOTH LIKE THE "DAILY MAIL", WE BOTH DRIVE LEXI.

I KNEW IT WAS YOU. I KEYED IT IN
WHEN I DROVE HOME. NEARLY HIT A BADGER.

HELLO. I'M A COMMUNIST WITH A GUN.
I HATE YOU LOT. CAN I USE YOUR TOILET?

I WON'T BE ON IN THE MORNING, BECAUSE I'M DOING
LATES NOW, SO I DON'T COME ON TILL TWO O'CLOCK.

NORTH WALES. OFF THE M56.

ALAN, ALAN! I'M NOT GOING
TO GIVE YOU A SIX-MONTH CONTRACT,

YES, I KNOW. IT'S JUST A JOKE.