IT'S JUST I'VE NEVER SEEN THAT DONE BEFORE.

COME IN.

AAGH!

TWO EQUALLY HOT,
BUT DIFFERENTLY-SHAPED POTATOES.

LOOK AT THAT. NOT EVEN LISTENING.
OFF TO LONDON, NO DOUBT.

IF HE'S LUCKY, IT STICKS IN HIS HAT,

NEWS.

- WHAT'S THAT?
- WE TAKE FAT PEOPLE FROM THE INNER CITIES,

ALAN, JUST RELAX. IF EVERYTHING'S ABOVE BOARD,
YOU'VE GOT NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT.

I THINK IF WE, UM...

THE ONION MYSTERY. THE ONION MURDERS.

GAVE A PAPER CUT TO A MAN FROM NESTLE.

IT LEAVES IN FIVE MINUTES
SO BETTER LEARN TO JOG AGAIN QUICKLY.

WHERE'S THE ROAD?

WE DECIDED TO GO AHEAD,
SEEING AS YOU WERE THE ONLY GUEST IN THE HOTEL.

IT'S GOT 8,OOO VIEWERS.

I KNOW SOME OF YOU MAY BE RELIGIOUS,
AND TO YOU I APOLOGI...

ONE OF THE BENEFITS OF GLOBAL WARMING
AND INTERNATIONAL TERRORISM IS...