IT'S SIMPLY... A COCKEREL, I MEAN.
IT'S SIMPLY A WAY OF SAYING IT'S VALENTINE'S DAY.

- THIS ISN'T "SILENT WITNESS".
- HELLO.

WELCOME TO TAPE TWO
OF "LET GO WITH ALAN PARTRIDGE",

- BUDGE UP.
- THAT WAY?

BIT MORE...A BIT MORE...

AND THE ALIEN JUDGE...

- AYE. THAT'S GLOBAL WARMING.
- NO. THAT'S SOMETHING DIFFERENT.

- WHAT YOU WANT TO DO IS...
- I LOVE THIS.

- SHALL I GO ON FOR YOU?
- LYNN, YOU COULDN'T PRESENT A CAT.

I WALKED OUT AFTER FIVE MINUTES.
IT WAS DEMEANING.

BUT I WAS MADE PROMISES
ABOUT STORAGE THAT WERE NOT KEPT.

THIS COUNTY!

WE HAVE TO NEUTRALISE THE THREAT
BY INCAPACITATING THE TARGET,

# THE CLOTHES WE WORE HAD ALL SEEN BETTER DAYS

IT'S 1 A.M. CALLING ALL PIGEONS.
THERE'S A CAT AMONGST YOU.

THAT'S ONE OF THOSE '80S ONES.
BLACK GRANITE. IT'S A WASTE, REALLY.

I CAN DISCONNECT IT, PUT A SCRAMBLE ON IT,
JUST KNOCK IT OUT OF THE SYSTEM.

SONJA, LET'S GET SOME JUICE
WHILE THE MEN SET THE WORLD TO RIGHTS.