IT'S BAD ENOUGH SITTING ON YOUR OWN
IN A REAL NIGHTCLUB, WHICH YOU DO,

YOU CAN'T BOOK ME AND ASK ME TO PULL OUT
WHEN CLIFF THORBURN BECOMES AVAILABLE AGAIN.

CAN I SAY ONE WORD TO YOU? STREAMLINING.

USEFUL STUFF.

THE POLICE DON'T ARREST THEM
BECAUSE THEY ONLY SLAUGHTER THEIR OWN.

SWEATY RAPHAEL WE USED TO CALL HIM.
GREAT BIG STAINS UNDER HIS ARMPITS.

THERE'S NOTHING TO SAY.

OK. JUST FOLD THIS TABLE AWAY.
YOU SHOULD FEEL IT CLIP IN THE HOUSING.

I DIDN'T KNOW YOU WERE INTO MUSIC.
I'VE HEARD YOUR SHOW.

- CAROLINE, LINE FOUR. HELLO.
- HAVE YOU GOT A BRAIN, OR ARE YOU FULL OF SHIT?

HE WENT RIGHT DOWN AND HIT ROCK BOTTOM
AND NOW HE'S ON HIS WAY BACK UP.

THIS IS IT. THIS IS WHERE THE IDIOT LIVES.

YOU FILL IN THE POND WITH CONCRETE,
PLOUGH THE FAMILY INTO THE FIELD,

THERE'S A LOVELY PHRASE WHERE IT SAYS,
"BOATING APPEALS TO BOTH FRIENDS AND FAMILY ALIKE".

WHAT'S THE ONE WITH THE VOLCANO THAT OPENS UP
AND THERE'S ALL CHINKIES JUMPING DOWN?

HE ENCLOSED A RECEIPT.
I SUBMITTED ODDIE'S RECEIPT FOR TAX PURPOSES.

I'VE GOT A GIRLFRIEND. SHE'S ONLY 33.

FANTASTIC. THAT IS THE ICING ON THE CAKE!