WELL, WHERE DO I START?

AND THEY'LL PROBABLY LOOK BLANKLY AT YOU... HELLO?

(MUSIC: "GET OUT OF YOUR LAZY BED")

YOU HAVE THIS OBSESSION WITH AMERICAN THINGS,
YET YOU WORK FOR BRITISH PETROLEUM.

REALLY?

IT'S 11 P.M. TIME FOR "ALAN'S LOVE ASYLUM".

IT'S NOT
BECAUSE WE HAVEN'T DECIDED ON THE TILES YET.

HERE WE ARE. MAKE YOURSELVES COMFORTABLE
AND I'LL GIVE YOU A SHOUT WHEN WE'RE READY.

THESE DAYS, THEY'RE MUCH MORE RESILIENT.

YOU'RE HANGING AROUND WITH A MAN
WHO USES A COLLECTIVE TERM FOR A SINGLE VEHICLE.

THIS HAS GOT A VERY HAUNTING QUALITY.

BUT STRESS LIKE THIS JUST WON'T
GO AWAY AND IT HAS TO BE COMBATED.

I MANAGED TO NEGOTIATE
A WALNUT GEAR KNOB FOR YOUR SMALLER ROVER.

THEY'RE TRAINED AND VERY RIGHT-WING.

THEY KNOW WHO I AM,
BUT YOU COULD BE A SEX OFFENDER.

NO... I'M VEY HOT.

SOMEONE SHOULD HAVE TOLD HIM.