LET MYSELF IN. NEEDED THE TOILET.

THE LOCAL FIRE BRIGADE IN TENT FOUR.

- WHAT DO YOU DO ON A BOAT ALONE?
- READ A BOOK, RELAX, LOOK AT THE SCENERY.

ALAN, JUST RELAX. IF EVERYTHING'S ABOVE BOARD,
YOU'VE GOT NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT.

OH. YES.

MOVE AND FIRE
MOVE AND FIRE, MOVE AND FIRE!

LET'S TAKE A LOOK.

- WHEN YOU WERE WITH THAT WOMAN...
- DID YOU SEE HER FACE? CLASSIC.

- WOULD YOU LIKE SOME SOUP?
- I'M NOT A TRAMP.

JUST A COUPLE OF BIKES, SOME SMOKELESS FUEL
AND AN OLD BAG OF CEMENT. GONE HARD.

I LOOK AT THE CHANGING SHAPE OF LADIES
THROUGH THE AGES,

WHICH WAS TANTAMOUNT TO VANDALISM,

I'LL BE DOWN THE PUB, PROBABLY.

TELL THEM I'LL JOIN IN, AND TO SHOW
THAT I'M NOT A STICK-IN-THE-MUD

THE GOOD THING ABOUT THIS

MICHAEL! MICHAEL, MR PARTRIDGE
IS STILL A GUEST IN THIS HOTEL.

(HOOTING)

IF YOU'D TAKEN THE TROUBLE
TO WATCH "BOOB OLYMPICS"...