I WANT A SIX-MONTH CONTRACT AT THE BBC
TO MAKE TELEVISION PROGRAMMES.

(SUSAN) TEA? COFFEE?

- YEAH.
- ARE YOU THE CRANK CALLER?

YES.

ALAN. ALAN. THERE.

I COULD STRAP SAUSAGES TO MY FINGERS.

I SUPPOSE YOU ARE WORKING
THE MAJOR MUSCLE GROUPS, LIKE.

I SUPPOSE YOU WANT TO CHECK THE SMALL PRINT.

YES. I MEAN, YES, I WANT YOU
TO SHOW ME THE BUTTON THAT SAYS "NO".

ANYONE WHO COULD UNFURL
15 FEET OF THIN SHEET METAL

HAVE I GOT ANYTHING ELSE
TO SAY HERE, OR SHALL I GO?

HELLO. EVERYTHING ALL RIGHT WITH THE ROOM?

WE COULD CALL IT THAT. MAKE A NOTE OF THAT.

OK. THANK YOU.

IT'S IN THE BAG, YOU'RE ALL ON BOARD,
DETAILS TO FOLLOW, AND...

INTERESTING, BECAUSE YOU DO SOUND
LIKE A BADDIE IN A JAMES BOND FILM.

WHAT'S THIS?
IT'S A CAST-IRON EGG-TREE, LACQUERED.

I'M VERY GRATEFUL YOU'VE COME OVER.