IF THAT'S HOW YOU FEEL.

YES. THE BEING EARLY TRICK. MIND GAMES.

- HI. I'M PATRICIA LESSING.
- KAREN COLMAN. NICE OF YOU TO COME.

IT'S YOU, ISN'T IT? YOU'RE ALAN PARTRIDGE.

OR A CHEQUE FOR

OH, NO. THAT'S THE COWARD'S WAY OUT, MAN.

DO YOU MIND IF I TALK?

WITH JED. AFTER YOU.

CAN I COME IN?

DO YOU LIKE MY CONES?

THEN THEY'LL ALL PILE IN IT AND ESCAPE!

- I'LL GET SOME CRISPS AND THINGS.
- ACTUALLY, JILL, A PIPE OF PRINGLES WILL SUFFICE.

A LOVELY OLDEN DAYS MAP OF NORFOLK THERE.

HELLO, SUSAN. SORRY, HAVE I UPSET HER?

IT'S NOT BEING DESTROYED.
THE CORRECT TERM IS PULPED.

THIS CUSHION IS CALLED SCATTER CUSHION.
I CALL IT THE SCATTER LOVE CUSHION.

WHO TORTURES YOU BY PUTTING YOUR HAIR
IN A FAX MACHINE AND PRESSING "SEND".

IF YOU WANT ME, I'LL BE ROUND THE BACK.