DID YOU HEAR FROM DOLMIO
ABOUT MY PASTA GRAVY SAUCE?

WITH "LIFE CAN BE CRUEL IN TOKYO".

- GOOD CALL.
- I REMEMBER YOU.

NO. IT'S YOU THAT'S GOT A LOT TO LEARN!

HELLO?

UM...SORRY. HAVE YOU GOT ANY REQUESTS,
ANYONE YOU WANT TO SAY HELLO TO, OR...?

- AND A BAG OF MINSTRELS.
- OOH.

"HEATHCLIFF!" PANG!
THEN HE REALLY WOULD BE WUTHERING.

JILL, YOU ARE SO DIRTY!

(COWBOY ACCENT) YEAH. I THINK I'LL GO
AND READ SIMON HEFFER ON THE VERANDA.

INSURANCE. AND, NO OFFENCE, LYNN...

I'M NOT BRAVE. I DO MY BIT AT EVENTS LIKE THIS
AND FUND-RAISING FOR MENTAL HEALTH CHARITIES.

ALAN, WE UNDERSTAND IF YOU'RE NERVOUS.

RUINED A ROMANTIC NIGHT OUT
FOR MANY DINERS BY MASSACRING THEM.

- IT'S THE BEHAVIOUR OF A DOSSER.
- A DOSSER?

"NUTTY PROFESSOR II.. THE KLUMPS"?

ALAN, DID YOU SEND SOPHIE
A VALENTINE'S CARD THIS MORNING?

- YOU'RE AWAY WITH THE HELICOPTERS.
- LIKE "MASH". THAT BEGINS WITH AN "M".