PESTER DEBENHAM'S FOR FREE LAMPS, FREE
LAMPSHADES, WHATEVER YOU CAN BLAG OFF THEM.

I CAN'T HAVE A BIRD
TYING TO HAVE SEX WITH MY PHONE.

YOU WAKE UP IN THE MORNING,
YOU'VE GOT TO READ THE SUNDAY PAPERS,

OH, NO!

- WHO'S HE?
- NIRVANA. BLEW HIS HEAD OFF?

WHO WAS TRAPPED UPSIDE DOWN
IN HIS HULL EATING CHOCOLATE.

SORRY. DRY SKIN. I'M FLAKING AGAIN.

- WHEN WILL THEY LEARN?
- THAT, MICHAEL, IS SAD.

THE NAME FOR THAT IS ACTUALLY A GILET.

I WANTED TO WATCH ROGER MOORE
NECKING WITH FIONA FULLERRTON.

THIS IS HUEY LEWIS AND THE NEWS.

WHO LOVES YA, BABY?

# WILLY GOES THERE AND WILLY
GOES THERE AND THERE... #

DAN!

- ALAN PARTRIDGE.
- THE VERY SAME. WHAT ARE YOU UP TO?

- YOU'RE SURE YOU DON'T WANT RENT?
- AS I SAID, WE CAN COME TO AN ARRANGEMENT.

- REALLY?
- IT'S THE BEST IDEA IN THE WORLD.

- HE WAS MY HUSBAND.
- YES, YES, OF COURSE.