YOU COULD HAVE BEEN THROWING UP
ALL NIGHT FOR ALL I KNOW,

THEY'RE NOTABLE BY THEIR ABSENCE. THE NERVE!

I WAS AT A FRIEND'S HOUSE.

AND COOKED MEAT. AND A HOT EGG.

I'M IN A GOOD MOOD TODAY. I JUST FOUND OUT
MY WIFE'S BEEN STRUCK OFF MY LIFE INSURANCE.

I'M STEVE BENNETT. I'M THE DIRECTOR
OF THE "HAMILTON'S WATER BREAK" VIDEO.

THAT'S NOT REALLY MY KIND OF HUMOUR.

I ADMIT THAT WAS A MISTAKE.
I SHOULDN'T HAVE SAID "BAP".

- NO. I'VE GOT TO GO TO THE TIMBER YARD.
- I'LL TAKE YOU.

(SLOW ROCK MUSIC)

ANYWAY, HE THANKS HER
FOR THAT STOLEN AFTERNOON

THE STAFF ARE POLITE, BUT THEIR SMILES ARE...

SORRY.

"OOH, THIS SMELLS OF," I DON'T KNOW, "BASIL".

IT MAY BE CHOCOLATE TO YOU, JILL,
BUT TO AN UNWITTING MEMBER OF STAFF

JILL, YOU ARE SO DIRTY!

DIED GETTING AN AERIAL OFF A ROOF.

I'M GOING TO BE CHECKING OUT
AT THE END OF THE WEEK.