LT'S A FLEX OFF A MINI KETTLE.
IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE A TAIL.

WELCOME TO TAPE TWO
OF "LET GO WITH ALAN PARTRIDGE",

I LIKE YOUR BERETS.

THE UNDERGROUND BASE OF AN EVIL GENIUS...
AND THEN "DOCTOR NO"!

IF I'VE SAID "FULL BEAM" ONCE
I'VE SAID IT A DOZEN TIMES.

ALTHOUGH HE HADN'T CREATED PEOPLE THEN.

JUST POP YOUR ELBOW ON THERE...

SONJA, BEEFEATERS DO NOT LIVE IN CARAVANS!

I WAS AT A FRIEND'S HOUSE.

YOU'RE JOINING ME, ALAN PARTRIDGE,

(KNOCK)

I'M EXPECTING TWO TV EXECUTIVES
FROM RTE WHO ARE COMING FROM DUBLIN.

SLEEP IN MY TROUSERS.

WHERE DO YOU LIVE, BILL? WHAT'S YOUR ADDRESS?

JURASSIC PARK.

- OH?
- IT DIDN'T REALLY WORK FOR ME.

HAVE YOU SEEN THE SIZE OF THE BOX-ROOM?

- LOVELY PHRASE, VERY SIMPLE, VERY MOVING.
- ALAN, IT'S A BOAT VIDEO.