- I'LL SHOOT YOU.
- I'VE GOT A BULLETPROOF BLAZER.

TWO THINGS.

CAN I COME IN?

THERE GOES ALAN PARTRIDGE,
LICENSED TO KILL...TIME BY WATCHING VIDEOS.

CASH IN HAND? IT'S NOT A PHRASE WE LIKE.

- I'VE BOUGHT YOU THE CARAVAN.
- I DON'T LIVE IN THE HOUSE WITH YOU?

I'M NOT DRIVING A MINI METRO.

ARE YOU TYING TO PUT ME OFF?
TWO CAN PLAY AT THAT GAME!

I WILL NOW DO THE VIDEO
FOR THE SAME AMOUNT AS LAST TIME TO HELP LYNN.

IT WAS QUITE DETAILED.
THE GUY OBVIOUSLY HAD TALENT, THAT'S THE TRAGEDY.

- WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?
- SORRY.

LYNN. I'M ON GOD'S SIDE.
I CAN'T STAND THE DEVIL. HE'S BANG OUT OF ORDER.

- HE'D HAVE BEEN 41 NEXT MONTH.
- OH, GOD.

THIS IS "CALL ME".

OH, MY GOD! TONY HAYERS IS DEAD.

STOP PANICKING.

IDEA FOR A PROGRAMME CALLED "FREE SPIRITS".

OH, GOD.