THAT'S A NICE SHIRT.

THEN I'D FLY TO CORNWALL
AND SMASH INTO THE SEA IN A BALL OF FLAMES.

- SO WE'RE FRIENDS?
- BEST FRIENDS.

IS THAT A GRANITE WORK SURFACE
THAT'S SUPPORTING YOU BOTH?

(COCKEREL CROWS)
(MAN) A-HA!

# AND PARTS OF ANCOATS WHERE I USED TO PLAY

CAN I OFFER YOU MY DEEP, DEEP...

THEY'VE ASKED ME TO TAKE OVER
TONY'S JOB AS CHIEF COMMISSIONING EDITOR.

- IS IT A GOOD FILM?
- I DON'T KNOW. I HAVEN'T SEEN IT.

(LIFT BELL DINGS)

- ALAN PARTRIDGE.
- THE VERY SAME. WHAT ARE YOU UP TO?

- HAVE YOU MET JANE?
- YEAH. I'VE DONE HER.

THIS CUSHION IS CALLED SCATTER CUSHION.
I CALL IT THE SCATTER LOVE CUSHION.

THANK YOU VEY MUCH FOR BEING
"THIS MORNING'S FARMER".

SHE SAYS,
"WOULD YOU DRIVE US HOME... TO CARDIFF?"

THIS IS THE KORAN
FOR THE AFTER-DINNER SPEAKER.

WHAT A WASTE.

I'LL TELL YOU WHAT I'LL DO.
I'LL DO A QUICK FIX ON IT FOR NOW, AND...