YOU COME FROM A PRIVILEGED BACKGROUND.

I'M JUST SAYING THAT
WHEN YOU MAKE IGNORANT COMMENTS,

- I CAN'T WAIT TO GET BACK TO THE STATES.
- I USED TO HANG AROUND THE STATES.

WELL, WHATEVER. BECAUSE THAT IS ME.

# NEVER THOUGHT IT WOULD COME TO THIS

HE'S GOT FINGERS LIKE SCHWARZENEGGER'S ARMS.

NO, JUST A PIPE OF PRINGLES, FINE.

AND TELL THEM TO GET ME A 4O-YEAR-OLD SCORCHER.
AND DO USE THAT WORD.

# AND PARTS OF ANCOATS WHERE I USED TO PLAY

- ALAN LIKES JAMES BOND.
- YOU'RE A BOND GUY?

HI, TEX.

IT'S YOU. HOW THE DEVIL ARE YOU?

TIME NOW TO HAND OVER TO MINE BREAKFAST HOST
MR DAVID CLIFTON. GOOD MORNING TO YOU, SIR!

AND I'M NOT SURE ABOUT THESE.

1,23O TO TWELVE. I'M JOKING, OF COURSE.

IT'S THE POST OFFICE AND THE SPASTIC SOCIETY.

- WHAT?
- I'M OFFERING YOU A DRINK.

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