WOULD YOU BE BRAVE ENOUGH
TO LET ME FINISH MY CONVERSATION?

"THEY STARTED BADLY, THEY GOT WORSE.
OOH, YOUR PROGRAMMES, YOUR PROGRAMMES."

NO. I'LL STICK WITH IT, MAN.

BUT I THINK I'M SLIGHTLY CONSTIPATED.

THAT DOESN'T WORK.

- OK. WHAT ABOUT APACHE COMMUNICATIONS?
- I'VE GOT A LEAFLET ON THAT. MINE'S A PINT!

IF HE TAKES YOU TO GRAVE, WE'LL BE LATE FOR FILM
AND OUR WORK WILL BE DESTROYED.

I'M STILL AT THE OLD SCHOOL
BUT I'M THE HEADMASTER NOW.

BEHIND A LARGE BOULDER ON HELVELLYN
FOR MY BIRTHDAY.

ANYONE WHO KNOWS US
MIGHT HAVE THOUGHT IT WAS ME INSIDE THERE.

- BUT WITH A MORE SLAPSTICK APPROACH.
- NO.

I KEEP LOOSE WERTHER'S ORIGINALS IN THEM.

THAN A BOOK WHICH HAS BEEN DESCRIBED AS
AND I QUOTE, "LOVELY STUFF."

- YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT WATERSPORTS ARE?
- I BELIEVE WE'VE ESTABLISHED THAT.

BITTER BASTARDS.

I'M OFF. I LEAVE YOU
IN THE CAPABLE HANDS OF DAVE CLIFTON,

THIS IS MICHAEL. HE SELLS KITCHENS.

..YOU HAVE, UM, THINGS.