THANKS FOR DROPPING ME RIGHT IN IT!

- THANK GOD FOR THAT.
- AYE AYE.

NOW, THIS LITTLE BABE CAN COPE WITH ANYTHING,
AND I MEAN ANYTHING!

- ALAN PARTRIDGE THERE...
- THERE'S OTHERS.

AND THEN MAKE A PROGRAMME ABOUT IT.

I WANTED TO WATCH ROGER MOORE
NECKING WITH FIONA FULLERRTON.

THIS IS A LAUGH. SECURITY CARD. HELLO, SECURITY?

STOP PANICKING.

WOULDN'T WANT TO, THOUGH.
NOT UNLESS IT HAD BEEN STUNNED.

- I DON'T THINK ANECDOTES ARE YOUR FORTE.
- THAT'S FAIR ENOUGH.

- TELL HER I'M NOT HERE.
- HE'S NOT HERE.

# BIG ENOUGH TO TAKE THE WORLD AND ALL IT'S GOT

HE'S CRACKERS, MAN.

- I SPEAK NO OTHER LANGUAGE. DRINK?
- YEAH. BIG SHOT OF DIRECTOR'S BITTER.

SO JUST TO REMIND YOU OF...

OR BITCH, MIGHT BE A LADY.

OR A CHEQUE FOR

..MOST TIMES. THANKS.