SHE WAS A BIG WOMAN. I'M TEMPTED TO SAY
SHE WAS BIG-HEARTED, BUT THAT WOULD BE BULLSHIT.

- CAN WE TALK ABOUT THE OFFICE?
- I'D LIKE IT TO DOUBLE AS A CHILL-OUT ROOM.

KISS MY FACE!

- I CAN'T WAIT TO GET BACK TO THE STATES.
- I USED TO HANG AROUND THE STATES.

- YOU COULD WEAR IT OR FLOSS WITH IT!
- OR SLICE CHEESE WITH IT!

I'VE JUST REMEMBERED MY DAD IS STILL DEAD.
MY DAD'S DEAD.

I THINK YOU'VE HAD
JUST A LITTLE TOO MUCH TO DRINK,

YOU ONCE CANED ME FOR HAVING A CHALK PENIS
DRAWN ON THE BACK OF MY BLAZER.

WHEN THEY FOUND HIM,
HE STILL HAD THE REMOTE IN HIS HAND.

- VERY FUNNY STORY.
- YES, IT'S A FUNNY STORY.

- BYE.
- BYE.

IF I WAS YOUNG AND MORE ATTRACTIVE?

RIGHT...MINIBAR.

I'VE GOT TO POP UP TO CHORISTERS
AND GET THE PA.

IF WE SET IT UP NOW,
THEN MICHAEL CAN PRESS THE BUTTON TO LET YOU GO.

MMMM.

ARE YOU HAIRY, MARY?

- I'VE REALLY GOT TO GO, ALAN.
- I'LL DO IT NOW.